Public toilets !!

George Michael can help you out .......

is that it , insurance and bandits killed it all off ..

thinly disguised i'm coming out thread.

I read an article in the paper that some London boroughs are paying pubs to allow their toilets to be used by the public.
The pub gets some cash, they put a sign in their window and it's open season for the p1ssing public ......

Why on earth would anyone go to a public toilet? What is wrong with walking into the nearest pub or, if you need a dump, 5 star hotel?

good idea , i often nip in a pub but you feel obligated to have coke don't you!

somethung wrong what about kids , drinking water and toilets should be everywhere , 57 charity shops in the town , no fking toilets

McDonalds is handy for taking a Mc** when the need arises ..........

don't you buy are burger ?

then you'd need another dump 10 minutes later.

they are a dying breed

there is one in commercial street (London E1)

its now converted into a feckking nightclub

you couldnt make it up

I went for a Mc** and got burgered up the aris

Public toilets almost all taken over by perverts and nonces nowadays. I cant believe how the one in my ruralish village is often used around 1am by blackcab drivers, walking past on the way home from the pub some weekends a couple of black cabs parked outside. Clearly drug dealers or gayboys.

anyone who uses them needs to have a word with themself.

last used one in maybe 1986 when i was locked out the house after school cos i lost my key and had to take a dump round the corner.

vile vile places.

what a stupid post ..

everybody needs a toilet now and again and they should be available and be clean and have an attendant..

i'm sure people with small children appreciate them..

yes and they can use shopping malls or restaurants.

have you considered nappies ?

based on that comment i'll be cheering italy and laying your mob now angoose ..

lol i'm sure he's bothered!

he'll be sweating for sure come saturday..

although i fancy israel to nick a drw ..

well they have a decent record of it.

Great for a few lines before hitting the night club imo.

is that lines as in "do you fancy some you gay geezer"?

im with you each way number of times ive hit the nearesy field!

Eachway
Cottaging is a gayer slang term referring to anonymous male-male zex in a public lavatory (a cottage), or to the practice of cruising for zexual partners in public lavatories with the intention of having zex elsewhere. The term may have its roots in the English cant language of Polari, or in the fact that many self-contained English toilet blocks have in the past resembled small cottages in their appearance.

hope that helps :^0

Agree with the OP

A lot disappeared when the councils sold 'em off to property developers.

It's not an offence to urinate against your own car.