Different holiday destinations to the usual

Mogadishu, Somalia

I heard the girls there are quite nice - according to the Pet Shop Boys.

(sorry)

oh dear..

Alex, that's a sin

Don't get too ratted in Ostende. There's a Foreign legion recruitement centre there and you'll be press ganged in a thrice.

Ostend is rubbish. I ended up there after taking a wrong turn at Aidenkirke on a tobacco run.

I went to a place called Juan Les Pins. Very nice it was too. No British or Irish people.

have they still got a racecourse there?

I don't think so. Cagnes-Sur Mer is about 15 miles away. Looks amazing, right by the sea. It was only trotting when I was there, so I didn't bother.

? Cagnes Sur Mer is nowhere near Ostend.

lol

It was one hell of a detour!

By the time I got home I'd smoked all the fags and was getting stuck into the Drum.

Nigeria