Why do so many chit chatters wives have affairs?

I don't have a wife..........yippee!!!!!

^^ how camp was that?

The spouses of chit chatters are morbidly obese, sexless, beast-women.

That's why chit chatters are so rabid whenever a truckdriver posts on here pretending to be wearing a basque.

Wise up.

punterfleecer 11 Nov 22:27
I don't have a wife..........yippee!!!!!

JUGADOR MEJOR 11 Nov 22:29
^^ how camp was that?


LM (very masculine) AO (in a very deep voice)

I think live forever has issues with women

well , I don't have a wife!, get in!

Not at all. I am the most balanced, fair and rational forumite on here.

And that is FACT.

In fact, as such I would not be surprised if the rest of this thread were not filled with testimony as to my fine qualities by forumites who hold a secret admiration for my human qualities

I agree with Live forever actually

that would explain why I've never had an argument with you..............serious

LF Got yer oscar

ok so why deny their existence on this forum lf?

Women don't talk they gossip

well I must say, I don't actually agree with LF's last post, but I don't think he has issues with women

Because it is also scientific FACT that there are no women on this forum. The only person who claims to have evidence otherwise is canaryboy and that's like a vegetarian claiming that he can identify the taste of a BigMac.

Cannyman once 'dragged up', that's as close as it has come.

well I don't quite hold that view

What about Golden Girl?

Punter, they have all been exposed as frauds in the past.

Buffy, Galloping Carrot, PokerQ, Runawaytrain, MissBigBoobs - all 100% male and admitted as much in the end.

Don't fall for it. The internet is a dangerous thing

JUGADOR MEJOR 11 Nov 22:51
What about Golden Girl?

Bloke

And Imfao he's a woman

Three of the above were SundanceKid

so you dont think you can tell who is male and who is female. Did you want me to give you the run down on the female anatomy. Or perhaps I should just send you a pic of my breasts

http://www.myboobspictures.com/

I'm female and frankly I'm fed up with all the sexist attitude on here.

Muchas Tetas Grandes, por favor

am not sure about runawaytrain being a male, because "she" comes from my area when she's not in Gibraltar

"am not sure about runawaytrain being a male, because "she" comes from my area when she's not in Gibraltar"

what do you mean you are not sure?

ttt for wolsey

:^0 TMF

Live Forever 11 Nov 22:48
Because it is also scientific FACT that there are no women on this forum.

No, there are no women on the internet. This is scientific fact.

You'll be telling me they're allowed to drive next.

There's another camp smiley at 23 years old you should know better Dave!

Do Wah Diddy could be along here soon telling of how all gamblers are only ever thinking of the next bet so ignoring their family in favour of the next form-line etc.

But he might not

tbh from the talk on this thread , i can see why the wives go off and have affairs ffs , most of you on here 24/7

1.01 bloke ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and why would you think that may i ask?