soured cream

Couldn't care less, just put me back for approx 2 years when smoking was allowed in pubs. Tia.

Couldn't the sour cream split or curdle or generally go rancid at some point?

It's only partially fermented and can go 'orrf'.

OK, pal - no need to go into specifics, you nutter.

If swimming is good for you, why are whales so fat?

They can't help it, they're just big boned.

Can you buy donut holes ?

whales ain't fat, I've seen their skeleton in a museum, it's their bones that spread out so far, so in a word "big boned"...yes

If you made a time machine you could go back in time give it to yourself so you wouldn't need to make it.

This is going WAY off-topic because of Orioles.

you can make your own tell dell, but it would probably be extremely difficult to use in a hula hoop contest

Mea culpa, padre, mea MAXIMA culpa.

You had to give us a feckin' worm's eye view on fermentation, didn't you, Orioles? You just can't help it, can you? I fancied a nice, casual conversation about soured cream and now I have to start googling about batty butter, Greek yoghurt and all kinds of sh1tey bacterias.

You take the biscuit, pal, you really do.

I hope Blackpool get promoted at Newcastle's expense, you meddler.

Sir, you go too far! :(

Yeah - and I mean that in an almost vicious way -- definitely in a VEHEMENT way -- come on Blackpool! Come on!