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Follow her...
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Having a affair with MrWinner.
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i thought i seen her in the fruit and vedge isle dancing with a marrow....
ooooo she,s a big girl ;) |
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when she gets back surely she will have some groceries.
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i confronted her
after looking at her feet for a bit, she mumbled about having to put a charity box together. I am even more suspicious now; wtf would she have to do that at 8pm on a Wednesday night. blokes that she works with all live local. trying to think of an excuse as to why she shouldn't go. |
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Asda is her nickname for me
hth |
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She's addicted to the Whoops! bin.
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Dont worry about it untill she tells you she has been feeding the ducks with a mate. Then you can start sh1tting it.
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Aisle be back
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lol
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the guys name is george
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ASDA
what does it all mean? |
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She might be knocking somebody off in the bakery dept.gl
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ASsociated DAiries i think
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she is still here!!!! ffs if she had nothing to hide she would have just said "look, I want to go tonight"
we have talked hypothetically before about what each other would do if the other was caught having a fling; I said that he would have my sympathy. don't know how I will react now |
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barrelman 11 Nov 20:12
ASsociated DAiries i think I that it, I thought it was asian samba dancing association. |
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just heard the kettle
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prefer your option
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ask to see her shopping list, women cant go to ASDA without a list..
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offer to drive her there.
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maybe she is just going to the delicatessen rotisserie for a spit roast
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monsieur p 11 Nov 19:59
i confronted her after looking at her feet for a bit, she mumbled about having to put a charity box together. I am even more suspicious now; wtf would she have to do that at 8pm on a Wednesday night. blokes that she works with all live local. trying to think of an excuse as to why she shouldn't go. NOT great replies here but...... she first said she was going to ASDA? and then she changed her story? not looking great :-( |
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i was in asda earlier, some bloke with a circumcised member put it on the counter and said roll that back.
i'll get my coat!!! |
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she now says she's not going. I am following her from room to room to make it really hard for her to use her mobile phone cos she'll be tring to cancel her tryst.
if she goes into the dumper in the next 10 mins my marriage is over :( |
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sad to hear this mr p
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shes most prob put it on vibrate
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mate
just ask her if you could help her with the charity box thing |
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im assuming you both have cars
tell her you are going out with the lads park further down the road and then wait and see and possiblt follow |
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let her go out and when she comes home sniff her blutt
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keep a close eye on her and act normal
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You need to worry if she says she is shopping for extra bread for duck-feeding purposes.
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thanks Sherlocks
I'm watching the tennis, got bored of being in the same room as her :D might cop a feel later and see if she shivers |
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Tell her you want to go on jeremy Kyle show and get her to do the lie detecter test
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Your probably being over sensitive, but check her knickers later just in case.
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Not very classy from your wife it must be said.
I mean don't you shop at Waitrose like the rest of us on here, Asda is full of chavs. |
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p - she must be getting porked down at the butchers counter
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check her gusset for mung
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if shes blonde , im pumping her,,
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