My new bog

toilet humour

full of **t

You've bought a new toilet. You must be flush.

Smash the cistern, brother.

Turd-rate

what a waste of money

urine a different league now

Threads like this drive me round the u bend.

You taking the p1ss............. :D

me too ... drive me potty

this thread has created a stink imo.

Can you stop this, John, these threads to my head in.

Put a lid on it ffs.

you lot are loo-pee

No more now, we don't want an overflow.

Is it one of those with a built in warm water jet bidets
(the human race is becoming too soft,outside frosty morning cludgies were the best,God help us if a war breaks out)

oh pan it .

One of the best threads ever, no.2 on the all time list.

Not no. 1