would you like to enter Miss England

BOOM BOOM

In the Army :0

Lorraine K just told me to have a GREAT DAY ffs

no idea what to do now :(

Open that Buck's Fizz you've been saving...

Is this the new Miss England ?

The previous one 'resigned'

Available at 40/1. As John Francombe would say: "A lovely filly. That price is way too big.". No other Miss World contestant was able to disarm and arrest an extremist moslem. She would be the ultimate pin-up girl for femenism.

does she like wrestling ?

charlie; yes

cat; presumably