How many front door steps do you have?

one proper, plus a kind of step to get through the actual door.

drive way ramps up a fair bit too, so should be right when the ice
caps melt

being pedantic.. 24

3, downwards.

Ah, a flat dweller. This apparently very dull thread just got a bit more interesting ;)

Wur, you need to stay in more.

I spent half an hour looking at mine one time after the neighbor told me i'd better watch my step .


(From the 2009 Cannyman joke book)

IN THE FIFTYS AND BEFORE PEOPLE WERE PROUD OF THEIR STEPS AND CLEANED THEM WITH A DONKEY STONE,IF YOU DIDNT CLEAN YOUR STEP YOU WERE THE TALK OF THE STREET

zero

None

Purpose built for wheelchair :) No steps :)

none

7x14 , wait, 7 x 4 = 28, place the 8 and carry the 2, 7x1 =7 plus the 2 = 9add on the 8, that means there are 98 steps to my front door. cheers.

39, am I right, sir?

39

ffs

Minus 2

1

one and a half