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The Magic Flea
10 Nov 09 13:41
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how the fook does she get someone to sh@g her?




A woman who was banned from making loud noises during sex has lost an appeal against her conviction.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Mrs Cartwright, 48, from Washington on Wearside, lost the appeal against a conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice.

The court heard Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of up 47 decibels.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8352729.stm
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Report richardf November 10, 2009 1:44 PM GMT
Could say the same about him!!!! :^0
Report dk1986 November 10, 2009 1:44 PM GMT
They are always ugly in these instances.

Same on Jeremy Kyle. The topic is "I've slept with eight men while pregnant to my husband".... then on walks a hideous 22-stoner. Beggars belief.
Report STEPTOES YARD November 10, 2009 1:52 PM GMT
She was quiet as a mouse with me :|
Report Max and Paddy November 10, 2009 1:54 PM GMT
Which is ironic, SY, as she said you were hung like a mouse...
Report Ken Masters November 10, 2009 1:55 PM GMT
Is that irony? I mean, it's no 10,000 spoons on your wedding day, but.
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag November 10, 2009 2:23 PM GMT
A recording of the Cartwrights having sex was played in court


:^0
Report Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag November 10, 2009 2:25 PM GMT
He said: "We are in no doubt whatsoever about the level of noise that can be heard in neighbouring properties, in the street and in the back lane.

"It certainly was intrusive and constituted a statutory nuisance. It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration - this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time.

"It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night."

'Shouting and screaming'

Next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."


LOL
Report Wedontneednostinkinbadges November 10, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
have they a liberal minded dog ?
Report luddite November 10, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
The court heard Sunderland City Council recorded levels of up 47 decibels.

Decibel Chart

Breathing
10

Rustling Leaves
15

Whisper, Mosquito
20

Refrigerator Hum
40

Birds at 10'
55

Conversational Speech
60

Piano Practice
Electric Shaver
60

Noisy Restaurant
Street Traffic
70

Chamber Music
Barking Dog
75

Classroom
Alarm Clock
75

Television / Dishwasher
75

Airplane at 1 mile
Manual Machines
Vacuum Cleaner
80

Handsaw
85

Motor Bus
Telephone Dial Tone
85

Applause in Auditorium
Lawn Mower
85

Train at 100'
90

Subway
Farm Tractor
Teenage Stereo
90

Music Practice Room
Electric Drill
Walkman at 5/10
94

French Horn
Blender
100

Orchestra
Diesel Truck
Motorcycle
105

Computer Room
Printing Press
Train
105

Bass Drum
Heavy Truck
Power Saw
110

Dog Kennel
Power Mower
Baby Crying
110

Symphony Orchestra
Punch Press
Squeeky Toy to Ear
110


110 Pain Begins


120
Disco
Sandblasting
Shot Gun


120
Cymbal Crash
Pneumatic Drill
Air Raid Siren


130
Dragcar Racing
Military Jet
Shotgun


140
Rock Concert
Aircraft Carrier Deck
Jet Takeoff

140 Chest Wall Begins to Vibrate


150 Ear Drum Breaks Instantly


160 Death of Hearing Tissue


180 Loudest Possible Sound


So, not that noisy. I said NOT THAT NOISY
Report BIG GURU November 10, 2009 3:03 PM GMT
Is she not quite attractive for a Geordie lass? ;)
Report mtoto2 November 10, 2009 3:10 PM GMT
she isn't a geordie. she's a mackem ;-)
Report paradox and equilibrium November 10, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
47db as recorded in the house next door through the wall no doubt.
Report Capt__F November 10, 2009 3:15 PM GMT
have to swervr that1
Report know all November 10, 2009 3:21 PM GMT
i once went with one that was wired up wrong and she really did scream and was totally out of control, you had to back scuttle her to muffle the sounds in the pillow
Report Make my hay November 10, 2009 3:21 PM GMT
Maria Sharapova grunts at 101 decibels
Report hyman roth November 10, 2009 3:46 PM GMT
The back lane part probably had a lot to do with it.
Report Capt__F November 10, 2009 3:47 PM GMT
wonder if thats ladycakes ?
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