Anyone got a Dallas Cowboys shirt or other stuff?

Please explain what you mean by ''other stuff''.

8" rubber fist.

"Debbie," "Dallas," -- do we have to spell it out...??

lol, well, helmet, jersey...you know, something Dallas Cowboy's-ee

I've got a Dublin hurling shirt that I don't want anymore, any good to you sparky?

Oh...trumped in a durty way there by Orioles...I feel queasy.

Have a look on ebay mate.

I'm sure you'll be able to pick up a jersey for a few quid.

lol, not so much! We're just looking for an alternative take for a Cowboys and Indians fancy dress party.

So that's a no then. You being American you must be at least 1/8 Irish, I thought that was the norm over there.

The only norm I've familiar with is...

"evening everybody!"
"Norm!!!!"

I'm German/Russian American btw!

There's a brilliant - BRILLIANT - night club sketch in the Nero Wolfe TV films. You need to see this, Sparky.

The girl nightclub singer dresses up as a squaw and sings a song called, "Cowboys and Indians Do It Like That."

It ain't on YouTube, though, sadly...

darn!

"Death of a Doxy" - starring Kari Matchett.

Hey cowboy!

Get on your big white stallion
I'll put a blanket on mine -
You know we'll go out ridin'
As cowboys and indians do it just fine...

Oh yeah - cowboys...and in-di-ans...

Da ra ra ra ra ra ra!

Cowboys...indians!

I got my bow and arrow
You got your ten gallon hat
Together we'll go out dancin'
Cause cowboys and indians
Do it like that.

Da ra ra - cowboys -- indians...
Do it like that.

Here's one in your size Spark

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NFL-JERSEY-DALLAS-COWBOYS-88-MICHAEL-IRVIN-SIZE-XXXXL_W0QQitemZ110455836306QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Sporting_Goods_American_Football_Clothing_LE?hash=item19b7ae4e92

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