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Dobbo
09 Nov 09 22:09
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What do the boys think? Sort your bottles , newspapers and cans and save the polar bears?Reduce your carbon footprint?

Or Not?

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By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:15
I think it was Lyotard (in 1979?) who predicted that the political elites would have to invent a meta-narrative to replace traditional religion.
By:
rustyboy
When: 09 Nov 09 22:17
not quite sure why its always about polar bears. given the chance they'd kill everyone of us.
By:
Back High Lay Low
When: 09 Nov 09 22:20
The greatest trick global warming ever performed was to convince the world it existed.
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:21
Just as the Western powers exhaust themselves, they try to put the brakes on Chinese and Indian industrialization :

"Indian cows fart too much..."
By:
Get me a drink
When: 09 Nov 09 22:23
I'm trying my best to increase my carbon footprint, because global warming has come to a halt for the last 8 years! That's why the environment fascists have changed the name to climate change.

We need more global warming in the UK, because we were promised the climate of the south of france which would be nice to have but without the frogs.

As for polar bears, they can swim to land can't they?
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 09 Nov 09 22:26
Ah yes, the western governments, the champion of climate change science. There's nothing that promotes scientific findings so well as pretending they don't exist for 25 years! How can anyone possibly be so gullible as to think climate change is a western government scam when scientists practically had to glue themselves to air force 1 to get the President to take an interest.
By:
Dobbo
When: 09 Nov 09 22:27
and?
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 09 Nov 09 22:27
Why would anyone past primary school level of education expect global warming to lead to temperature increase across the planet? That's why the term climate change is now preferred, because it stops halfwits assuming they're going to sunbathing 12 months of the year.
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:28
Are you saying, then, that Indian cows DON'T fart too much?

You're quite happy with their fart levels?
By:
Dobbo
When: 09 Nov 09 22:30
I'm setting up a new charity "CFI" Corks For India. A small step but a gigantic leap.
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:34
Dobbo, you have went right up in my estimation, especially as cork is a renewable substance. You could be the Barney Curley of climate change.

P.S. Is it true that Al Gore is approaching BILLIONAIRE status through his investments in 100% natural fart-stoppers??
By:
Dobbo
When: 09 Nov 09 22:36
The cork industry is dying since the move to plastic wine bottle stoppers and screw tops. We can save it and save the planet and still feel ok driving our Chelsea Tractors.Its win,win,win
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:37
I love it when someone starts with "Ah yes," - it's almost poetic and patronising at the same time, isn't it?
By:
Dobbo
When: 09 Nov 09 22:39
Have you been dead Vel? Haven't seen you around for a while
By:
sparkmaster.
When: 09 Nov 09 22:41
Ah yes, Vel, it is.
By:
maleuk01.
When: 09 Nov 09 22:41
oh well if Darwin is right then the polar bears can adapt and become fish to survive.

and secondly just find a place near the beach which is a bit chilly at the moment, wait for the climate to warm up and u have the new perfect holiday destination as other places become to hot.
My guess is ireland. so buy buy buy land nr the sea!
By:
Dobbo
When: 09 Nov 09 22:47
The first question is : Is the theory wrong?

The second question is:

Is it reasonable to expect our governments to implement poliicies that will successfully effect a situation 50 years in the future?
No precedent for that
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:51
For my own part, I've moved away from plastic-based synthetic paints like Bob Ross ACRYLICS - I try to use a linseed oil alternative where I can...I grind my own pigments these days, though sorting out a decent yellow with pestle and mortar is proving devilishly difficult ; it took me two months to source the badger urine required and the pesky little critter displayed a choleric streak when I tried to collect said urine.

A local "global warming" enthusiast offered her own urine as an easier, more viable alternative, but I had to decline her offer.

"No thanks, Miss," I said, "I've taken enough of your p1sh already."
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:56
Well, Dobbo, I haven't been dead...I've just sort of been...RECYCLED!
By:
Dobbo
When: 09 Nov 09 22:57
Thats the blue bag right?
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 22:58
Erm...yes...like in the Smith's crisp packet...?
By:
Dobbo
When: 09 Nov 09 23:03
Get onside man.
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 23:10
Bogger...I've been exposed as a DENIER...does this mean my kids won't get into a decent school now...? As I'm evil...?
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 23:26
I think they should put first rate bureaucrats in charge of this nature sh1t.

SORT IT OUT NOW OR MOTHER EARTH COULD BE DOOMED.
By:
Moon Light
When: 09 Nov 09 23:38
How you lot can complain about sparky being patronising and then serve up all the ** you've just come out with is really quite amazing.

And global warming could easily cause Britain to reach the same exciting warmth as Newfoundland.
By:
Big Charlie
When: 09 Nov 09 23:38
Cover your house in a PLARKOTEX shell (avalable in clear and sky blue)

It absorbs CO2 faster than WEETABIX absorbs milk.
By:
Velasquez
When: 09 Nov 09 23:57
Yes, Big Charlie - PLARKOTEX / WEETABIX - natural stuff like that - especially PLARKOTEX, which is degradable.

It degrades human beings very quickly.
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