Anyone got any stories about annoying mates?

Used to have a mate who was always 30 minutes late. You could set your watch by it. If he said he'd be over at 7, I wouldn't be ready till 7:30 cos I just knew.

People using mobiles when your in the pub i hate it grabbed my mates phone before and dropped it in his pint, he was so shocked he just didnt say a word. Your trying to talk and they're sitting there pi**ing about on Faceb**k, very rude imo.

Haha no, all of my friends are considerate, intelligent and amusing. Cracking thread though.

I once heard a story about 2 blokes in the forces who were sharing a room.At bedtime the one bloke went to clean his teeth and the other bloke piped up saying you dont want to do it like that m8.What do you mean he said?The other said you should not put water on your brush.Anyway they argued the point and ended up coming to blows about it.

Not my mate now but complete liar everything he says if youve been to Tenerife he's been to Elevenerife, he's a right know it all i prefer people to be honest even if they're boring.

Once had a drunken punch-up after a day at the races, outside a chippy with my best mate over the price at which it was worth backing horses e/w. He actually hit me with his brolly!
He is a regular on here, so thought that I would get it in first.
I suspect that I'm the annoying one..............

Great stuff :^0

K23, knew a similar one, we called him "Marmite", always coming out with my mates done this, my mates done that...

MARMITE :D brilliant

^^ RACIST.



REPORTED.

My mate took a bird home to his place, his parents were out, got the bird naked and getting on with business when the front door opens, the bird scarpers and runs to the kitchen naked and cowers down behind the swing bin, his old man goes to kitchen opens the fridge door and illuminates the bird, goes back in the front room tells the lads mum come on love its time for bed, ted rogers is entertaining dusty bin, still call me mate ted, and the bird who is now in her mid 30's is dusty bin, lol.

My mate Potter never did a days worked in his life yet was first in the pub and the last one to leave yet never having a shilling in his pocket. He had poncing down to a fine art but did it in quite an endearing way, he's still my mate after 25 years and hasn't changed a bit.