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Catch Me ifyoucan
08 Mar 18 00:25
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"I just love the that Cross Country Race, don't you?"


Richard Hoiles - "Oh !!! and Might Bite is down !"
.....and then less than a minute later..... "and Sizing John wins back to back Gold Cups for Jessica Harrington and Robbie Power !!!"
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Report FOYLESWAR March 8, 2018 6:54 AM GMT
wife, lunchtime tuesday," the garden needs tidying up" !
Report MuayThaiClyde March 8, 2018 12:19 PM GMT
Any muttered by the plentiful supply of 'banter boys' that suddenly appear on Friday
Report foxy March 8, 2018 12:35 PM GMT
Indeed Clyde a totally different crowd
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 8, 2018 2:16 PM GMT
What a pity he had to be .
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 8, 2018 2:16 PM GMT
'euthanized'
Report brendrew March 10, 2018 8:39 PM GMT
'I'll handover to Derek Thompson...'
'Pint of fosters.... that' ll be £5.50'
'Portion of chips... that'll be £5.50.. sauce costs extra'
'Rubys three length clear approaching the last just has to jump to win....'
Report PJay March 10, 2018 10:32 PM GMT
"Heavy"
Report DECALEC March 10, 2018 10:38 PM GMT
Last orders ffs last orders over here is about September
Report onehundredandeighty March 11, 2018 8:27 AM GMT
180 to the weighing room...180 to the weighing room Shocked
Report Deptford March 11, 2018 9:18 AM GMT
Derek Thompson is running naked across the lawns
Report impossible123 March 11, 2018 4:59 PM GMT
Your jockey has jumped off at the 1st!!!
Report duffy March 11, 2018 5:21 PM GMT
And they're off...for the Grand AnnualSad
Report sixtwosix March 11, 2018 5:47 PM GMT
and over to .......Gok , Alice , Victoria , Dom ...........
Report sageform March 11, 2018 5:49 PM GMT
Irish horses have won the first 3 racesSad
Report sageform March 11, 2018 5:52 PM GMT
sixtwosix, avoid that by watching RUK or if you don't have it, a black and white film on Film4.
Report maelduin March 11, 2018 6:03 PM GMT
Irish horses have won the first 3 races

Well you're guaranteed not to hear those words on Tuesday. Amazingly the Irish have no runner in the Ultima. Shocked
Report sageform March 12, 2018 8:03 AM GMT
Sorry, was thinking of the CH as the third. Amazing that there is a race without any Irish contenders. At least it won't be a whitewash.
Report SEATHESTARS....NO1 March 12, 2018 11:00 AM GMT
Meeting abandoned Mischief
Report Roselier March 12, 2018 12:31 PM GMT
......as we hand over to Mike Cattemole.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 12, 2018 1:23 PM GMT
waterlogged
Report Callisto-moon March 12, 2018 3:41 PM GMT
lame
Report cricketnut2 March 12, 2018 6:17 PM GMT
And unfortunatly the fall of xxx proved to be fatel.
Report cricketnut2 March 12, 2018 6:18 PM GMT
fatal you know hat I mean
Report conductor March 18, 2018 12:00 AM GMT
on Friday night after a horrific punting week the wife asks if you won enough at Cheltenham  to pay for a las vegas summer holiday. Cry
Report irishone March 18, 2018 4:26 AM GMT
are you glad to be back home ?
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 20, 2018 7:49 PM GMT
THAT'S IT FOR ANOTHER YEAR !
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 20, 2018 8:30 PM GMT
WHEN does the flat season start?
Report sageform March 21, 2018 2:14 PM GMT
January 1st.
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 21, 2018 8:01 PM GMT
'SEE YOU NEXT YEAR'
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 30, 2018 5:19 PM BST
Jockey Club official "next year the Gold Cup is on Saturday."
Report TimmyRiggins April 1, 2018 1:43 AM BST
Next up, the Grand Annual...
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 1, 2018 2:35 PM BST
On Friday afternoon .....“See you in FAIRYHOUSE” Devil
Report Catch Me ifyoucan April 1, 2018 2:35 PM BST
Oops
Report Catch Me ifyoucan February 28, 2019 6:50 AM GMT
“Plans for 5 day Festival next year including Saturday” Devil
Report irishone February 28, 2019 9:44 AM GMT
.....and that completes another whitewash for the Irish !

Or

.....and another 1 2 3 for Willie Mullins in the bumper

Luv it LaughLaugh
Report Hanx February 28, 2019 10:36 AM GMT
"Oh and that's another false start!"

"I'm really looking forward to the outcome of the Prestbury Cup"

"That was the worse Gold Cup / Champion Chase / Champion Hurdle ever"

"You're not allowed to take your hip flask in - you're going to have to empty it now please"

"And another favourite wins!"

and of course


"xxxxxxxxxxxxx sadly suffered a fatal injury and had to be put down"
Report bankit February 28, 2019 7:46 PM GMT
“Tickets tickets any days buy or sell”

Having to wade through hundreds of tours on way in
Report bankit February 28, 2019 7:46 PM GMT
*touts
Report johnslad February 28, 2019 7:50 PM GMT
Taut ye meant hoors
Report morpteh mackem February 28, 2019 8:21 PM GMT
5 out of 6 b-astard !!Sad
Report Catch Me ifyoucan February 28, 2019 8:22 PM GMT
"That's heavy SNOW ! - I hope we get thru day one" Devil
Report Autocue March 1, 2019 12:59 PM GMT
Up the hill for the first time and xxxxx is pulling hard.
Report FOYLESWAR March 1, 2019 4:13 PM GMT
zat  will be £500 sir ........................russian prozzie !
Report lewisham ranger March 1, 2019 4:47 PM GMT
"kemboy down at the first!" Cry
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 11, 2019 12:39 PM GMT
"Hope that WIND dies down, so racing can get underway" (health & safety my a$$)
Report irishone March 11, 2019 12:50 PM GMT
This time next week we'll be millionaires rodney
Report kincsem March 11, 2019 3:49 PM GMT
You horse is "being ridden to stay in touch" three out. Sad
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 11, 2019 5:16 PM GMT
"Storm Gareth is my nap (Tuesday)"
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 15, 2019 11:06 PM GMT
Catch Me ifyoucan • March 20, 2018 7:49 PM GMT
THAT'S IT FOR ANOTHER YEAR ! - after some pr1ck puts up the "Anyone suffering Post Cheltenham blues?" thread Devil
Report irishone March 15, 2019 11:24 PM GMT
"REAR RIGHT HIND"
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 16, 2019 4:57 PM GMT
Yet another FALSE START !



"That starter Robbie Supple at Cheltenham is a **** absolute **** - lost count of how many false starts ! - vvanker needs to be sacked asap and shove that flag up his ar$e on the way out".
Report Catch Me ifyoucan March 16, 2019 5:01 PM GMT
*knobb head …. absolute *cvut

"Another shambles in British racing"...… THIS IS THE OLYMPICS of horse racing.
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