Cheltenham Festival
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08 Mar 18
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"I just love the that Cross Country Race, don't you?"
Richard Hoiles - "Oh !!! and Might Bite is down !"
.....and then less than a minute later..... "and Sizing John wins back to back Gold Cups for Jessica Harrington and Robbie Power !!!"
"I just love the that Cross Country Race, don't you?"
Richard Hoiles - "Oh !!! and Might Bite is down !"
.....and then less than a minute later..... "and Sizing John wins back to back Gold Cups for Jessica Harrington and Robbie Power !!!"
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wife, lunchtime tuesday," the garden needs tidying up" !
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Any muttered by the plentiful supply of 'banter boys' that suddenly appear on Friday
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Indeed Clyde a totally different crowd
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What a pity he had to be .
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'euthanized'
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'I'll handover to Derek Thompson...'
'Pint of fosters.... that' ll be £5.50' 'Portion of chips... that'll be £5.50.. sauce costs extra' 'Rubys three length clear approaching the last just has to jump to win....' |
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"Heavy"
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Last orders ffs last orders over here is about September
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180 to the weighing room...180 to the weighing room
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Derek Thompson is running naked across the lawns
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Your jockey has jumped off at the 1st!!!
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And they're off...for the Grand Annual
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and over to .......Gok , Alice , Victoria , Dom ...........
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Irish horses have won the first 3 races
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sixtwosix, avoid that by watching RUK or if you don't have it, a black and white film on Film4.
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Irish horses have won the first 3 races
Well you're guaranteed not to hear those words on Tuesday. Amazingly the Irish have no runner in the Ultima. |
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Sorry, was thinking of the CH as the third. Amazing that there is a race without any Irish contenders. At least it won't be a whitewash.
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Meeting abandoned
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......as we hand over to Mike Cattemole.
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waterlogged
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lame
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And unfortunatly the fall of xxx proved to be fatel.
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fatal you know hat I mean
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on Friday night after a horrific punting week the wife asks if you won enough at Cheltenham to pay for a las vegas summer holiday.
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are you glad to be back home ?
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THAT'S IT FOR ANOTHER YEAR !
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WHEN does the flat season start?
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January 1st.
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'SEE YOU NEXT YEAR'
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Jockey Club official "next year the Gold Cup is on Saturday."
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Next up, the Grand Annual...
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On Friday afternoon .....“See you in FAIRYHOUSE”
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Oops
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“Plans for 5 day Festival next year including Saturday”
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.....and that completes another whitewash for the Irish !
Or .....and another 1 2 3 for Willie Mullins in the bumper Luv it  |
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"Oh and that's another false start!"
"I'm really looking forward to the outcome of the Prestbury Cup" "That was the worse Gold Cup / Champion Chase / Champion Hurdle ever" "You're not allowed to take your hip flask in - you're going to have to empty it now please" "And another favourite wins!" and of course "xxxxxxxxxxxxx sadly suffered a fatal injury and had to be put down" |
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“Tickets tickets any days buy or sell”
Having to wade through hundreds of tours on way in |
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*touts
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Taut ye meant hoors
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