You know the festival's upon us when...

got off the train at B'ham new street earlier and heard

''for passengers travelling to the Cheltenham festival ......''

When breakfast is booked for 8.30, the train at 9.30 and the taxi picks up 7 of us from the boozer at midday for Prestbury Park.(giggity)

''for passengers travelling to the Cheltenham festival ......''

Please join the massive cue on the concourse!

A single to University could be worthwhile to 'side-step' the queue if you are that kind of person

Benkneale, that must have been simply thrilling!

The cost of The Racing Post increases.........

Mar 5, 2015 -- 8:42PM, Big_Issue wrote:

''for passengers travelling to the Cheltenham festival ......'' Please join the massive cue on the concourse!A single to University could be worthwhile to 'side-step' the queue if you are that kind of person

Is the snooker on as well?

everything you do is now 'Cheltenham' tagged.....

I had my Cheltenham haircut yesterday (I did)
I went and did a Cheltenham withdrawal at the bank (did that too)
I'll polish my Cheltenham boots (not yet)
Not wearing those they're my Cheltenham jeans (I found myself saying that last night!)

BRING IT ON!!!!!

Ming_the_Merciless
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everything you do is now 'Cheltenham' tagged.....

I had my Cheltenham haircut yesterday (I did THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG

WHEN YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON HERE
WHEN YOU BUY NEW COAT,SHOES,KECKS,SHIRTS ETC;FUC KIN SNOB IN ME SOMEWHERE
WHEN EVERY1 ASKS FOR TIPS (are thet demented)REFER TO TOP LINE
WHEN YOUR CASE IS PACKED YESTERDAY
WHEN YOU'VE OVERINDULGED IN NRNB
AND WHEN YOU CAN'T WAIT TO TASTE SOME GREAT ENGLISH ALE

When the Mrs tells you how much she'll miss you, you say the same through gritted teeth when in fact your not going to give her a second thought for four days

When the CoC starts his unnecessary watering to alter the state of the going.

If he wants to water they should say, okay, you can but only you with a 5L Watering Can.

Tinkering upper class twit

^^^ do you really think its his decision, alone???

You drive home from work on the Friday evening thinking no more of that bollox for another week. ROLL ON.

When you change your scabby Scottish notes, for nice crisp English ones - not really for the bookies, they'll take anything, more pubs, restaurants, taxis etc...

When u log into the RP website every 5mins waiting for your AP to be lame.
Also when you cant fall asleep for dreaming of Douvan winning as easily as Vautour

when I start checkin the balance of the secret bank account

When some idiot creates the "x more sleeps" thread !

Well said, Mr W.

The sort of thing Alice Plunkett comes out with.

When the Post has an item headed 'Pipe stable yet to decide on target for .....' .

You get that poxy Betfair message every day ' Your account needs topping up '
You have to trawl through the bookmakers to write down what youve backed ..

When this weekend seems to last a fookin year.

I quite like this weekend. The anticipation is building and I'm finalising my bets in my head. A great deal more enjoyable than next weekend anyway!

Everything needs to sloooow right down about now, savour the moments with the excitement building...it'll be over quick enough.

Can only have so much  foreplay

When the phrase 'soft in the description' suddenly becomes a good thing

When your demented and start posting on forums