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Just found this cracker on twitter! 
Some say its a foregone some say he wont be gotten of the bridle I say he is a deceiving monkey. If you are wondering what I am talking about its not a baboon its faugheen.
You can talk as much bollox about what hes beat as ya want but you wont pull the wool over my eyes. The fact is hes never beaten a race horse in his life most of them would be better of pulling ploughs around fields or used as feed greyhounds. Any time hes comes up against a semi decent race horse it just hasn't ran its race. The best performance of his career was winning in Punchestown when he was probably one of the fresher horses going there he hadn't a race all year. What he beat there was a bunch of handicappers all told. Bar valseur lido who had been to Cheltenham and fairyhouse which is hard going. The rest of them are nothing more than 140 horses and if you think any of the other horses in this race wouldn't do the same pack your back bags racings not your game. The next thing is he when the pressure comes on he starts to jump like a like a young fella getting a bating from his father. This wont do around the biggest dog track in Europe that is Cheltenham. They go off like scalded rats and there is no room for jumping errors here once he starts making mistakes hel have to get scrubbed along to make up ground while others fly past him when he packs it in. The next thing is the price currently 11/8 on betfair anyone backing that stop, go to a mirror and look at yourself look deep into your soul and ask yourself have I a problem because id say its long on you do. The fact is faugheen cant win and is the worst price that has possibly ever set foot on a race course. When istabraq won his first champion hurdle he was 3/1 just think about that. Only 1 horse has won the Christmas hurdle and gone on to win at cheltenham in the last 50 years fact.
The next orse in the betting is The New One hes been around for a while been to the big stage and done it. Last year he was robbed, the clowns will tell you he lacks the pace to win a champion hurdle. Unless you have a gaping hole in your head or you are just plain ignorant the horse was lucky to come away with his life after the ill fated our conor fell in front of him. Anyone who thinks you can do that in championship races and be capable of winning well I have nothing to say I just give up. To finish as close as he did was a very good performance all things considered. He has the best jockey in the race the nicest colours and is a total wrong price. At around the 3/1 7/2 mark hes an ew steal when the bookies go 1/4 of the odds in a race where maybe ten will line up. He Cant be unplaced and looks like a real star ignore his form this year on bogs doesn't show him at his best.
Now comes jezki a beautiful specimen of a race horse trained by a genius and ridden by a legend and owned bye a gent. For those with holes in there heads il just remind ye that this is the previous champion yes I know the third favourite go figure. Jezki has it all previous winner best jockey in the race and a total wrong price with good ground and a proper pace this is a different horse. The one thing this horse needs is a good gallop and that doesn't happen in Ireland the last time they went a good gallop was when we ran the tans out of the country. Hes been beaten this year in races where they potter about early on soft ground start to pick up 3/4 of a mile out and hurricane fly uses his miler speed to win the races not rocket science. All I hope is that off the 400+ horses Mr McManus has in training he doesn't use plinth to ensure a proper test. The thing is a pig and doesn't like racing he tried to pull himself up at Christmas and made a mess out of the race. If anyone is laying 6/1 about jezki they must like losing money even worse 6/4 a place if he stands up and is unplaced il bare my arse on O'Connel bridge because il have no clothes left to wear.
Next in the betting is hurricane fly some people say he is the greatest horse of all time arkle and kauto star must be turning in there graves. If you measure it on longevity maybe he is one of the better horses of recent times but sure even la Estrella has been on the go as long and has more wins.He wins small fields sprint beating dirt in Ireland mostly he has beat three horses in Ireland jezki solwhit and our conor the rest aren't up much and most of the field would do the same.Next people will say he has won a world record number of grade one if istabraaq was around today and won the same races hurricane did he would have 19 grade ones he missed a year in Cheltenham with foot and mouth where he was a penalty kick this would have brought his tally to 20 and he would have won 4 races in Cheltenham in a row and 3 champion hurdles. He doesn't act around Cheltenham he won two awful contests here but the two times theres been a few horses to beat he folded and chucked it in like faugheen will do. Hes now 11 and if you are backing him you are letting sentiment and madness cloud your judgement. One of the first things you learn betting is never fall in love with a horse so stop. Hel be struggling to place and probably a fair place lay.
The next one you come to is arctic fire a fine horse how he got beaten in a county hurdle I don't know. But I do question if this horse is a dodge when it comes down to it beat by shu lewis in kilarney when looking a moral same again when little king robin beat it, county hurdle similar story. Hes been flattered on his last two runs, running on when the race is over and making soft ground in the easiest place to do it. Hel like the good ground and fast pace but hel be doing well to place and if it looks like hel ever trade short lay him to win hel spit the dummy out.
The rest have simply no chance so the race boils down to 5 horses 3 with no chance of winning so my advice is to start robbing houses now and put all the money you gathered up into **** and lay faugheen. When you have done that go to credit unions banks and building societies get short term loans our deposit to **** and lay it for more. Now you ask your family for loans and back jezki and TNO ew it really is as simple as that. If you want more honest analysis tell me and give it a RT
Some say its a foregone some say he wont be gotten of the bridle I say he is a deceiving monkey. If you are wondering what I am talking about its not a baboon its faugheen.
You can talk as much bollox about what hes beat as ya want but you wont pull the wool over my eyes. The fact is hes never beaten a race horse in his life most of them would be better of pulling ploughs around fields or used as feed greyhounds. Any time hes comes up against a semi decent race horse it just hasn't ran its race. The best performance of his career was winning in Punchestown when he was probably one of the fresher horses going there he hadn't a race all year. What he beat there was a bunch of handicappers all told. Bar valseur lido who had been to Cheltenham and fairyhouse which is hard going. The rest of them are nothing more than 140 horses and if you think any of the other horses in this race wouldn't do the same pack your back bags racings not your game. The next thing is he when the pressure comes on he starts to jump like a like a young fella getting a bating from his father. This wont do around the biggest dog track in Europe that is Cheltenham. They go off like scalded rats and there is no room for jumping errors here once he starts making mistakes hel have to get scrubbed along to make up ground while others fly past him when he packs it in. The next thing is the price currently 11/8 on betfair anyone backing that stop, go to a mirror and look at yourself look deep into your soul and ask yourself have I a problem because id say its long on you do. The fact is faugheen cant win and is the worst price that has possibly ever set foot on a race course. When istabraq won his first champion hurdle he was 3/1 just think about that. Only 1 horse has won the Christmas hurdle and gone on to win at cheltenham in the last 50 years fact.
The next orse in the betting is The New One hes been around for a while been to the big stage and done it. Last year he was robbed, the clowns will tell you he lacks the pace to win a champion hurdle. Unless you have a gaping hole in your head or you are just plain ignorant the horse was lucky to come away with his life after the ill fated our conor fell in front of him. Anyone who thinks you can do that in championship races and be capable of winning well I have nothing to say I just give up. To finish as close as he did was a very good performance all things considered. He has the best jockey in the race the nicest colours and is a total wrong price. At around the 3/1 7/2 mark hes an ew steal when the bookies go 1/4 of the odds in a race where maybe ten will line up. He Cant be unplaced and looks like a real star ignore his form this year on bogs doesn't show him at his best.
Now comes jezki a beautiful specimen of a race horse trained by a genius and ridden by a legend and owned bye a gent. For those with holes in there heads il just remind ye that this is the previous champion yes I know the third favourite go figure. Jezki has it all previous winner best jockey in the race and a total wrong price with good ground and a proper pace this is a different horse. The one thing this horse needs is a good gallop and that doesn't happen in Ireland the last time they went a good gallop was when we ran the tans out of the country. Hes been beaten this year in races where they potter about early on soft ground start to pick up 3/4 of a mile out and hurricane fly uses his miler speed to win the races not rocket science. All I hope is that off the 400+ horses Mr McManus has in training he doesn't use plinth to ensure a proper test. The thing is a pig and doesn't like racing he tried to pull himself up at Christmas and made a mess out of the race. If anyone is laying 6/1 about jezki they must like losing money even worse 6/4 a place if he stands up and is unplaced il bare my arse on O'Connel bridge because il have no clothes left to wear.
Next in the betting is hurricane fly some people say he is the greatest horse of all time arkle and kauto star must be turning in there graves. If you measure it on longevity maybe he is one of the better horses of recent times but sure even la Estrella has been on the go as long and has more wins.He wins small fields sprint beating dirt in Ireland mostly he has beat three horses in Ireland jezki solwhit and our conor the rest aren't up much and most of the field would do the same.Next people will say he has won a world record number of grade one if istabraaq was around today and won the same races hurricane did he would have 19 grade ones he missed a year in Cheltenham with foot and mouth where he was a penalty kick this would have brought his tally to 20 and he would have won 4 races in Cheltenham in a row and 3 champion hurdles. He doesn't act around Cheltenham he won two awful contests here but the two times theres been a few horses to beat he folded and chucked it in like faugheen will do. Hes now 11 and if you are backing him you are letting sentiment and madness cloud your judgement. One of the first things you learn betting is never fall in love with a horse so stop. Hel be struggling to place and probably a fair place lay.
The next one you come to is arctic fire a fine horse how he got beaten in a county hurdle I don't know. But I do question if this horse is a dodge when it comes down to it beat by shu lewis in kilarney when looking a moral same again when little king robin beat it, county hurdle similar story. Hes been flattered on his last two runs, running on when the race is over and making soft ground in the easiest place to do it. Hel like the good ground and fast pace but hel be doing well to place and if it looks like hel ever trade short lay him to win hel spit the dummy out.
The rest have simply no chance so the race boils down to 5 horses 3 with no chance of winning so my advice is to start robbing houses now and put all the money you gathered up into **** and lay faugheen. When you have done that go to credit unions banks and building societies get short term loans our deposit to **** and lay it for more. Now you ask your family for loans and back jezki and TNO ew it really is as simple as that. If you want more honest analysis tell me and give it a RT
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jezki they must like losing money even worse 6/4 a place if he stands up and is unplaced il bare my arse on O'Connel bridge because il have no clothes left to wear
Let alone all the nonsense he's on about about Fly and Faugheen beating nothing and TNO and Jezki beating the best around LOL, the really funny thing is he thinks he's a shrewdie because he's not backing Faugheen, but the fact is a shrewd punter never places huge bets in proportion with his bank, its a long term investment this one not a fecking win or lose all mugs game and I hope he still has money left for clothes after the festival Please Jezki place place place... place place Jezki give the idiot his clothes back |
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a disgusting post
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Cant accuse the lad of sitting on the fence!
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You'd think Nigel Twiston Davies had better things to do
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Entertaining I thought...disappointing to hear about the sad demise of Kauto though
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That is comedy gold.He should be on a preview panel
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a great read until I got to "the nicest colours"
what's the twitter handle? @gravedodger ? |
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Talks more sense than Mick Fitz.
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Best jockey.
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this made me laugh..
https://vine.co/v/OxWKQKIxz0i |
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Yea well at least Fitz loves and understands horse racing better than most on here, whether he's capable of making a profitable career out of tipping is doubtful as max 5% make it so far, however the idiot that posted the above comedy bit hates and knows nothing about horse racing as evidence in most of his sentences.
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it's clearly a wind up...he's got two best jockeys in the race and 3/1, 7/2 as an ew steal at 1/4 odds.
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You know nothing of the author of the piece so your generalizations of the man/woman based on a p@sstake post on Twitter is hilarious to me.
Do you have the stats regarding your claim on tipsters please regarding 5% making it pay, Thanks  |
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I don't need to know more about him/her when I only referred to the bit he posted which proves he's parallel to the world of horse racing, funny stuff for us though but I doubt he meant it to be so. Comparing Fitz with this poster is way off.
Regarding the 5%, you're right I exaggerated, in reality there are only 1-2% of successful punters in the long term. This figure comes from empirical evidence of a proofing service, if you'd follow SBC reports you'd know what I'm talking about(more specifically ed. 79 covers this topic in-depth) |
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That must have been about 100 tweets. Fair play to Mr E for putting the jigsaw back together for us.
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Timtin........ SBC........... do u know W.L
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@easygold I know of him yes, I never was a subscriber but received some of his tips when he was part of the Cheltenham Collective couple of years ago..
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He was never a part of Chel... Coll..
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sorry thought you meant will lattimore ? ...
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That`s him Timtin......... SBC.......... Top Tipster 2014
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yea he's a good tipster no doubt, I received his tips briefly part of the Chelt Collective in ~2012, that didn't last long though..
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Sounds illiterate. Is he Irish?
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reported
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Tool, like many of the 'tipsters' that ply their trade via Facebook (Newmarket Mole etc) you can tell by the style of grammar and phrasing used they are blagging it.
It really winds me up folk saying the likes of Fly and Faugheen have just been beating "Pigs" and "Rubbish" their entire careers. If that was the case we'd have been having our houses on at the shades of odds-on they've typically gone off at  |