Predict something that will happen at the Fez (that will surprise people)

and you may be able to go for a pi55 in under 45 minutes this year

Caledonia to run into a place in Albert Bartlet

Willie Mullins will draw a blank on Tuesday.

two or three runners from last year's Grand National winning stable will outrun their odds.

hurricane fly to be unplaced

England win all the novice events.

big bucks beaten

On Thursday morning, it will be announced that Big Buck's will be ridden by an Orangutan in an astronaut suit, in place of Sam Twiston-Davies.

AP won't ride a single winner.

Biggest surprise would be a bookies offer that would take more than a tenner and a morning line episode without a bookie crying into his/her champagne after 5 33/1 shots and 1 fav going in the previous day !!!

Big bucks to fall

annie powers bubble will be burst

A 14-1 shot to run well, big surprise!How about Rishi turning professional after winning the charity race?

Not as big as a surprise as a second fav getting beaten

I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence.

Mtoy to be beaten after trading at 1.01

Pumpkinhead to appear magnanimous in defeat after drawing a 4 day blank.

David Pipe to go toe to toe with Willie for top trainer.

jed.davison     08 Mar 14 22:22 
I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence.



You were had. I'd want 1000.

I hope you're right on that last one Dan. Got 25 squid on Pipe to be top trainer at 40's!

David Pipe to go toe to toe with Willie for top trainer.

That would certainly surprise me!

barney curly and his 600 employees will back Annie of the boards.

great posts love it

The 'Plunge'  to actually hack up & bankrupt Paddy Power

Lord Windermere to win the Gold Cup as BW and SC both run inexplicably poorly

Enda bolger top trainer

Lydia Hislop to streak after racing being chased by Mellish and Fitzgerald but Jim McGrath not interested.

Ballydoyle will back a horse that actually runs at the festival

On Thursday morning, it will be announced that Big Buck's will be ridden by an Orangutan in an astronaut suit, in place of Sam Twiston-Davies.

ffs my family are still asleep - and with major diffulty I'm stifling my giggling here ROFL. Loved the Tanya post too.


I predict Sire de Grugy to hammer them in QMCC and people will look at each other and say how obvious a winner it was.
&
Annie Power to go off at evens.

Robert Thornton to be top jockey then quitting riding

Big Mac will be the special guest on Tuesday's Morning Line.

Jim McGrath will shake him warmly by the hand and welcome him back.

Ted Walsh to appear on the line, tip up every Mullins hotpot in every race and justify the dodgy form of each by saying he wouldn't have wanted the ground/running/jockey/opposition it had "the other day" (Walshese for last time out)

Melodic R the 1st english horse home in the CHurdle.

I get to see a race from members without the Harlem globe trotters coming to stand in front of me with a minute to the off

Ruby-after Annie Power is beaten in a short-head finish by Zarkander-admits that the reason he left Nicholls was that he realised he was only the second beat jockey in the stable and that he reached the stage where he knew that Daryl had the psychological edge on him.(At this admission on camera Ted is moved to tears by the sheer embarassing candour of his young son)

paddy p paying out , names forum boys, the betfair curleys .

bald fred  ,disguises himself in a horses head , muttering ...neigh good ..... neigh good ...

Nobody on C4 says 'this is a great horse/that was a fantastic ride/that was a superb training performance' after each winner.

Nick Luck will tip a winner

Graham Cunningham will tip a winner

Mick Fitzgerald will tip a winner

Rishi Persad will ask a relevant question

Alice Plonker won't mention Cue Card

Channel 4 realise that a dozen drunks with a tricolour doesn't mean the rest of us care about the Britain vs Ireland winner-count, especially if the latest Irish winner in question started at 28/1 because only the stable lad's mum backed it.

After Hurricane Fly romps home in his third Champion Hurdle, with a 7-way dead-heat for second, Lydia realises the only reason the Fly is still competitive at ten years old is that this is a weak year with all his over-hyped rivals taking it in turn to beat each other.

Since the Gold Cup and World Hurdle look similarly weak and the Queen Mum even worse since Sprinter Sacre pulled out, Racing UK devotes the last three days of the Festival to analysing the ante-post form for the Lincoln.

There aren't upwards of a dozen threads in the main forum after the Cross-Country race all making the Edna joke.

sorry ram..put me out my misery what is the edna joke

The Champion Hurdle will be the best Champion Hurdle of all time.  All the main contenders will jump the last upsides one another and will swap leading positions constantly right up until the line.

Not only that, something else will come from miles behind and be in the photo-finish mix right on the line

As always with these races, the 'hype of the race' never seems to get lived up to.  But this year it will...and more !

Tanya was caught giving someone a **** in the toilet lol.

Last Instalment won't run, Bobs Worth and Sil Conti will be beaten in Gold Cup.

@attitude adjuster -- Edna joke is "misreading" perennial Cross-country winner Enda Bolger as Edna and "expecting" a woman.

Hurricane Fly, Our Conor & Jezki will be first 3 home in Champion Hurdle in that order.

^^ not very surprising though

Willie Mullins will train the first 3 home in the supreme novice hurdle.

Are you doing a Judo style 2014 thread Rick?

They decide not to water throughout the Festival

Graham Cunningham will tip a winner.

mcrurrick will throw himself under a horse in true suffragette style in protest at channel 4 =33-1
or channel four will not listen to the people watching 1-40 on

A jockey when passing the winning post after success will just ride the thing past the post without standing up in the saddle and punching the air like a complete tool whilst thinking to himself " i bet no ones ever done this before "

after 3 failed selections the morning line crew eat the psychic pig on  friday

I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence.

^^^ looks too short a price on today's form..... must be drifting like a barge now.

I'll be sick of Clare Balding and Alice Plonker by 12.35

JP & Jonjo tip a winner.

Mullins admits to getting something wrong.

Willie is never wrong he just isn't always right

marychain1 09 Mar 14 08:57
Ted Walsh to appear on the line, tip up every Mullins hotpot in every race and justify the dodgy form of each by saying he wouldn't have wanted the ground/running/jockey/opposition it had "the other day" (Walshese for last time out)

landed

Garde La Victoire to open the meeting with a win for Philip Hobbs..

I predict Sire de Grugy to hammer them in QMCC and people will look at each other and say how obvious a winner it was.

landed

judorick 09 Mar 14 00:58 Joined: 27 Nov 11 | Topic/replies: 21,757 | Blogger: judorick's blog
Lord Windermere to win the Gold Cup as BW and SC both run inexplicably poorly

JR - you're a fcukin' clairvoyant!
Very well done Sir and you deserve a decent wedge for that

I gave that rag no chance and I'm always on the outsiders

what about the stewards?

Rishi Persad will confess that he is not cut out for presenting on Channel 4 racing or any other horse racing channel for that matter.