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and you may be able to go for a pi55 in under 45 minutes this year
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Caledonia to run into a place in Albert Bartlet
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Willie Mullins will draw a blank on Tuesday.
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two or three runners from last year's Grand National winning stable will outrun their odds.
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hurricane fly to be unplaced
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England win all the novice events.
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big bucks beaten
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On Thursday morning, it will be announced that Big Buck's will be ridden by an Orangutan in an astronaut suit, in place of Sam Twiston-Davies.
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AP won't ride a single winner.
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Biggest surprise would be a bookies offer that would take more than a tenner and a morning line episode without a bookie crying into his/her champagne after 5 33/1 shots and 1 fav going in the previous day !!!
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Big bucks to fall
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annie powers bubble will be burst
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A 14-1 shot to run well, big surprise!How about Rishi turning professional after winning the charity race?
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Not as big as a surprise as a second fav getting beaten
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I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence.
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Mtoy to be beaten after trading at 1.01
Pumpkinhead to appear magnanimous in defeat after drawing a 4 day blank. David Pipe to go toe to toe with Willie for top trainer. |
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jed.davison 08 Mar 14 22:22
I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence. ![]() ![]() You were had. I'd want 1000. |
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I hope you're right on that last one Dan. Got 25 squid on Pipe to be top trainer at 40's!
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David Pipe to go toe to toe with Willie for top trainer.
That would certainly surprise me! |
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barney curly and his 600 employees will back Annie of the boards.
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great posts love it
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The 'Plunge' to actually hack up & bankrupt Paddy Power
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Lord Windermere to win the Gold Cup as BW and SC both run inexplicably poorly
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Enda bolger top trainer
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Lydia Hislop to streak after racing being chased by Mellish and Fitzgerald but Jim McGrath not interested.
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Ballydoyle will back a horse that actually runs at the festival
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On Thursday morning, it will be announced that Big Buck's will be ridden by an Orangutan in an astronaut suit, in place of Sam Twiston-Davies.
ffs my family are still asleep - and with major diffulty I'm stifling my giggling here ROFL. Loved the Tanya post too. I predict Sire de Grugy to hammer them in QMCC and people will look at each other and say how obvious a winner it was. & Annie Power to go off at evens. |
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Robert Thornton to be top jockey then quitting riding
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Big Mac will be the special guest on Tuesday's Morning Line.
Jim McGrath will shake him warmly by the hand and welcome him back. |
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Ted Walsh to appear on the line, tip up every Mullins hotpot in every race and justify the dodgy form of each by saying he wouldn't have wanted the ground/running/jockey/opposition it had "the other day" (Walshese for last time out)
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Melodic R the 1st english horse home in the CHurdle.
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I get to see a race from members without the Harlem globe trotters coming to stand in front of me with a minute to the off
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Ruby-after Annie Power is beaten in a short-head finish by Zarkander-admits that the reason he left Nicholls was that he realised he was only the second beat jockey in the stable and that he reached the stage where he knew that Daryl had the psychological edge on him.(At this admission on camera Ted is moved to tears by the sheer embarassing candour of his young son)
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paddy p paying out , names forum boys, the betfair curleys .
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bald fred ,disguises himself in a horses head , muttering ...neigh good ..... neigh good ...
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Nobody on C4 says 'this is a great horse/that was a fantastic ride/that was a superb training performance' after each winner.
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Nick Luck will tip a winner
Graham Cunningham will tip a winner Mick Fitzgerald will tip a winner Rishi Persad will ask a relevant question Alice Plonker won't mention Cue Card |
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Channel 4 realise that a dozen drunks with a tricolour doesn't mean the rest of us care about the Britain vs Ireland winner-count, especially if the latest Irish winner in question started at 28/1 because only the stable lad's mum backed it.
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After Hurricane Fly romps home in his third Champion Hurdle, with a 7-way dead-heat for second, Lydia realises the only reason the Fly is still competitive at ten years old is that this is a weak year with all his over-hyped rivals taking it in turn to beat each other.
Since the Gold Cup and World Hurdle look similarly weak and the Queen Mum even worse since Sprinter Sacre pulled out, Racing UK devotes the last three days of the Festival to analysing the ante-post form for the Lincoln. |