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Howdi
08 Mar 14 20:19
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One go each................

Celestial Halo will run a big race in the world hurdle.
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Report Howdi March 8, 2014 8:20 PM GMT
and you may be able to go for a pi55 in under 45 minutes this year Plain
Report lead on March 8, 2014 8:26 PM GMT
Caledonia to run into a place in Albert Bartlet
Report MWDS March 8, 2014 8:37 PM GMT
Willie Mullins will draw a blank on Tuesday.
Report ReaseHeath March 8, 2014 8:38 PM GMT
two or three runners from last year's Grand National winning stable will outrun their odds.
Report nalky March 8, 2014 8:45 PM GMT
hurricane fly to be unplaced
Report gutfeeling March 8, 2014 8:48 PM GMT
England win all the novice events.
Report scamboogah March 8, 2014 9:08 PM GMT
big bucks beaten
Report Glossy March 8, 2014 9:08 PM GMT
On Thursday morning, it will be announced that Big Buck's will be ridden by an Orangutan in an astronaut suit, in place of Sam Twiston-Davies.
Report Can't Catch Me March 8, 2014 9:29 PM GMT
AP won't ride a single winner.
Report bigblockhead March 8, 2014 9:41 PM GMT
Biggest surprise would be a bookies offer that would take more than a tenner and a morning line episode without a bookie crying into his/her champagne after 5 33/1 shots and 1 fav going in the previous day !!!
Report CR7 March 8, 2014 9:46 PM GMT
Big bucks to fall
Report alleged22 March 8, 2014 9:53 PM GMT
annie powers bubble will be burst
Report Cauthenmeister March 8, 2014 9:54 PM GMT
A 14-1 shot to run well, big surprise!How about Rishi turning professional after winning the charity race?
Report Can't Catch Me March 8, 2014 9:55 PM GMT
Not as big as a surprise as a second fav getting beaten Plain
Report jed.davison March 8, 2014 10:22 PM GMT
I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence.
Report Dan Chipowski March 8, 2014 10:27 PM GMT
Mtoy to be beaten after trading at 1.01

Pumpkinhead to appear magnanimous in defeat after drawing a 4 day blank.

David Pipe to go toe to toe with Willie for top trainer.
Report Dan Chipowski March 8, 2014 10:28 PM GMT
jed.davison     08 Mar 14 22:22 
I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence.


LaughLaugh

You were had. I'd want 1000.
Report Glossy March 8, 2014 10:29 PM GMT
I hope you're right on that last one Dan. Got 25 squid on Pipe to be top trainer at 40's!
Report Can't Catch Me March 8, 2014 10:29 PM GMT
David Pipe to go toe to toe with Willie for top trainer.

That would certainly surprise me!
Report brassneck March 8, 2014 10:50 PM GMT
barney curly and his 600 employees will back Annie of the boards.Cool
Report Howdi March 9, 2014 12:47 AM GMT
great posts love it Laugh
Report That is all March 9, 2014 1:51 AM GMT
The 'Plunge'  to actually hack up & bankrupt Paddy Power
Report judorick March 9, 2014 1:58 AM GMT
Lord Windermere to win the Gold Cup as BW and SC both run inexplicably poorly
Report jasey March 9, 2014 2:04 AM GMT
Enda bolger top trainer
Report Paddy Hair March 9, 2014 3:43 AM GMT
Lydia Hislop to streak after racing being chased by Mellish and Fitzgerald but Jim McGrath not interested.
Report Andymca March 9, 2014 6:48 AM GMT
Ballydoyle will back a horse that actually runs at the festival
Report Ming_the_Merciless March 9, 2014 7:26 AM GMT
On Thursday morning, it will be announced that Big Buck's will be ridden by an Orangutan in an astronaut suit, in place of Sam Twiston-Davies.

ffs my family are still asleep - and with major diffulty I'm stifling my giggling here ROFL. Loved the Tanya post too.


I predict Sire de Grugy to hammer them in QMCC and people will look at each other and say how obvious a winner it was.
&
Annie Power to go off at evens.
Report Steamship March 9, 2014 7:43 AM GMT
Robert Thornton to be top jockey then quitting riding
Report MWDS March 9, 2014 8:53 AM GMT
Big Mac will be the special guest on Tuesday's Morning Line.

Jim McGrath will shake him warmly by the hand and welcome him back.
Report marychain1 March 9, 2014 8:57 AM GMT
Ted Walsh to appear on the line, tip up every Mullins hotpot in every race and justify the dodgy form of each by saying he wouldn't have wanted the ground/running/jockey/opposition it had "the other day" (Walshese for last time out)
Report buddeliea March 9, 2014 9:36 AM GMT
Melodic R the 1st english horse home in the CHurdle.
Report onehundredandeighty March 9, 2014 9:56 AM GMT
I get to see a race from members without the Harlem globe trotters coming to stand in front of me with a minute to the off Cry
Report theboyfrommatebeleland March 9, 2014 10:03 AM GMT
Ruby-after Annie Power is beaten in a short-head finish by Zarkander-admits that the reason he left Nicholls was that he realised he was only the second beat jockey in the stable and that he reached the stage where he knew that Daryl had the psychological edge on him.(At this admission on camera Ted is moved to tears by the sheer embarassing candour of his young son)
Report grumpyjim March 9, 2014 10:08 AM GMT
paddy p paying out , names forum boys, the betfair curleys .
Report grumpyjim March 9, 2014 10:10 AM GMT
bald fred  ,disguises himself in a horses head , muttering ...neigh good ..... neigh good ...
Report emmers_gusset March 9, 2014 11:01 AM GMT
Nobody on C4 says 'this is a great horse/that was a fantastic ride/that was a superb training performance' after each winner.
Report Ballydoyle March 9, 2014 11:26 AM GMT
Nick Luck will tip a winner

Graham Cunningham will tip a winner

Mick Fitzgerald will tip a winner

Rishi Persad will ask a relevant question

Alice Plonker won't mention Cue Card
Report Ramruma March 9, 2014 11:30 AM GMT
Channel 4 realise that a dozen drunks with a tricolour doesn't mean the rest of us care about the Britain vs Ireland winner-count, especially if the latest Irish winner in question started at 28/1 because only the stable lad's mum backed it.
Report Ramruma March 9, 2014 11:36 AM GMT
After Hurricane Fly romps home in his third Champion Hurdle, with a 7-way dead-heat for second, Lydia realises the only reason the Fly is still competitive at ten years old is that this is a weak year with all his over-hyped rivals taking it in turn to beat each other.

Since the Gold Cup and World Hurdle look similarly weak and the Queen Mum even worse since Sprinter Sacre pulled out, Racing UK devotes the last three days of the Festival to analysing the ante-post form for the Lincoln.
Report Ramruma March 9, 2014 11:37 AM GMT
There aren't upwards of a dozen threads in the main forum after the Cross-Country race all making the Edna joke.
Report attitude adjuster March 9, 2014 1:11 PM GMT
sorry ram..put me out my misery what is the edna joke LoveSad
Report Shrews March 9, 2014 1:18 PM GMT
The Champion Hurdle will be the best Champion Hurdle of all time.  All the main contenders will jump the last upsides one another and will swap leading positions constantly right up until the line.

Not only that, something else will come from miles behind and be in the photo-finish mix right on the line

As always with these races, the 'hype of the race' never seems to get lived up to.  But this year it will...and more !
Report cats-eyes March 9, 2014 1:40 PM GMT
Tanya was caught giving someone a **** in the toilet lol.
Report CVByrne March 9, 2014 1:50 PM GMT
Last Instalment won't run, Bobs Worth and Sil Conti will be beaten in Gold Cup.
Report Ramruma March 9, 2014 1:51 PM GMT
@attitude adjuster -- Edna joke is "misreading" perennial Cross-country winner Enda Bolger as Edna and "expecting" a woman.
Report CVByrne March 9, 2014 1:52 PM GMT
Hurricane Fly, Our Conor & Jezki will be first 3 home in Champion Hurdle in that order.
Report judorick March 9, 2014 1:52 PM GMT
^^ not very surprising though
Report Brooksielad March 9, 2014 1:55 PM GMT
Willie Mullins will train the first 3 home in the supreme novice hurdle.
Report FatoteSport March 9, 2014 10:08 PM GMT
Are you doing a Judo style 2014 thread Rick?
Report resner not lesnar March 10, 2014 1:10 AM GMT
They decide not to water throughout the Festival
Report TEABAGHDAD March 10, 2014 6:31 PM GMT
Graham Cunningham will tip a winner.
Report madman9 March 10, 2014 6:36 PM GMT
mcrurrick will throw himself under a horse in true suffragette style in protest at channel 4 =33-1
or channel four will not listen to the people watching 1-40 on
Report The Priest March 10, 2014 7:31 PM GMT
A jockey when passing the winning post after success will just ride the thing past the post without standing up in the saddle and punching the air like a complete tool whilst thinking to himself " i bet no ones ever done this before "
Report alleged22 March 11, 2014 9:08 AM GMT
after 3 failed selections the morning line crew eat the psychic pig on  friday
Report Ming_the_Merciless March 11, 2014 9:11 AM GMT
I've taken Paddy's 33/1 that Tanya completes an error-free sentence.

^^^ looks too short a price on today's form..... must be drifting like a barge now.Laugh
Report Ballydoyle March 11, 2014 9:13 AM GMT
I'll be sick of Clare Balding and Alice Plonker by 12.35
Report differentdrum March 11, 2014 10:39 AM GMT
JP & Jonjo tip a winner.

Mullins admits to getting something wrong.
Report Andymca March 11, 2014 10:49 AM GMT
Willie is never wrong he just isn't always right
Report marychain1 March 11, 2014 11:02 AM GMT
marychain1 09 Mar 14 08:57
Ted Walsh to appear on the line, tip up every Mullins hotpot in every race and justify the dodgy form of each by saying he wouldn't have wanted the ground/running/jockey/opposition it had "the other day" (Walshese for last time out)


landed Cool
Report deepingfox March 11, 2014 12:28 PM GMT
Garde La Victoire to open the meeting with a win for Philip Hobbs..
Report Ming_the_Merciless March 13, 2014 10:27 AM GMT
I predict Sire de Grugy to hammer them in QMCC and people will look at each other and say how obvious a winner it was.

landed Cool
Report judorick March 14, 2014 3:48 PM GMT
judorick 09 Mar 14 00:58 Joined: 27 Nov 11 | Topic/replies: 21,757 | Blogger: judorick's blog
Lord Windermere to win the Gold Cup as BW and SC both run inexplicably poorly


Wink
Report Navel-Gazer March 14, 2014 3:50 PM GMT
JR - you're a fcukin' clairvoyant! Laugh
Very well done Sir and you deserve a decent wedge for that Happy

I gave that rag no chance and I'm always on the outsiders Blush
Report judorick March 14, 2014 3:52 PM GMT
what about the stewards?
Report StewB March 14, 2014 3:54 PM GMT
Rishi Persad will confess that he is not cut out for presenting on Channel 4 racing or any other horse racing channel for that matter.
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