Why Kauto will go off fav for gold cup!!!

Day of the race the Sun will headline with WE CAN WIN IT FOR KAUTO give away a poster of one of Kauto's horse shoes and ask everyone to kiss it just as the tapes go up. They will  go on to tell the story of how an unemployed cleaner went into Ladbrokes emptied his Bells saving bottle on the counter and says "all on Kauto to win and i'll take the price" the jar is found to contain £27.12p and the assistant tells the man he can only have a tenner on at 3/1 and the rest would have to be at 6/4, but word of such a large bet starts spreading and when Nicholls comes on and says Kauto is the fittest hes ever been then Kautomania starts and reaches fever pitch when John Mc Cririck states that Kauto has no chance of beating Long Run (when has he ever been right about anything). John Francome, will metion how Kauto looks magnificent in his coat (John, my wife looks magnificent in her coat, especially if she is wearing nothing underneath it, but nice coats dont win races) by now the bookies cant take no more and its the last straw when Barney Curly is seen in the ring wearing a I LOVE KAUTO tank top and Kauto goes off 10/11!!!!!!!