WHO HAVE YOU MET AT CHELTENHAM

bumped into Nial Quinn in a boozer last year. Nice chap boy he was with was like a bigger version of the couch.

the corrs, unfortunatley for me it was the geezer

Ray Parlour and Tony Adams last year

Rod Stewart last year

Larry murphy

lee westwood-sound chap throwing thousands on things

tom quelly-nice fella

Sol Campbell
Pat Eddery
Chris Camara
Claire Sweeney   
Linda Robson

the great DADO BEAR watta guy...................................................................

I met a great guy in the toilet of the centaur.  He tipped e loads of winners, was hung like a horse and looked like an armani model.  Turns out I was too pished and was talking to mysel in a mirror.

Apart fae that I have not met anyone too memorable at the greatest show.

good answer dado.

Robin Cook [;)]

Janov

bob buckler (arrogant bastard)
Aston Villa legend David platt
Nigel Twiston davis (Nige)
venitia
Jimmy nesbitt
Hobbs

Jacques Cousteau (with his wife Fifi)
Pamela Anderson (with the Hoff)
Joan Collins (Guiness village)
Gregory Peck
Bob Dylan

Derek Nimmo

The great Sir Clement Freud

Stephanie Sykes and Robert Wagner

peed next to jim lewis [;)]

megan,stripper in fez bar

Tom Cruise and Cameron Dias.

had a p!ss next to stuart pearce, i said ayup mate and he replied ayup gresty

John Motson - out of his face drunk.

Peter Reid on the bus back to town - I was out of me face drunk

Christopher Biggins

Hornswoggle

Gary Kelly & David Healy in 06-could have been more Leeds players too but didnt recognise them.

Actually didnt recognise Healy til I finished chatting to him-asked him was his mate Gary Kelly?
Bit suprised he didnt come up with the do you know who I am?

Jimmy Nesbitt, my mate piggy-backed him round the Cottage Rake as Jimmy simulated a driving finish after Joes Edge had got up on the line. He must've backed it, but whether he remembered to collect is another matter, he was smashed.

All the Chelsea squad were in a box there on Champion Chase day two years back.

I saw Gary Kelly that year - out of his face drunk in the gents looking for his imaginary whippet (I kid you not!)

Julie Andrews

pete, phil, jack, dave every year, year in year out for the last 15

The voice

And thats NOT

Gary O Brien(shows promise)

Met the irish version as well

was on labcrooks hospitality and Motson was there. He was pished. The great thing was that you had to put your coats in at the start. When he left I followed him. "I think you will find mine is the Sheepskin" to the wee Croatian burd who did not have a clue

mick fitz

Mother Theresa in the ring moving up and down the line pinching the prices before Barney Curley ... Fuming he was.

I met my wife at Cheltenham


I said "What the bloody hell are you doing here?"

Paul Merson Pissed as a fart

Elvis he was selling hot dogs

would never have guessed relatives of EMF would be in vip.

Saw Perry Groves last year, he was leathered!!

Ray Clemence

Funny how when everyone mentions seeing Motty he's always pi$$ed. Funnily enough i saw him at the darts at the Ally Pally (guests of the sponsors Laddies no doubt) and guess what????
Yes he was pi$$ed

John Parrot always there, and always gives the lowdown on certain stable horses.
Harry The Dog of course who told me to back Denman for Gold Cup after RSA win.
Paul Ince and Ferdinand. Alan Ball. Ali McCoist.
Had a good chat with Henry Daly's biggest fan just before Relaxation won the 4 miler. Cant remember his name, on Channel 4 and posh. Told me not to worry about the ground and get on. It was my nap of the day so I hardened. Alistair Down.

bumped into STEVE TAYLOR ( weekender ) 2004 -- brave inca - supreme novices .

He chatted to us for about 20 minutes - gave us 2 horse for the day FLEET STREET ( supreme ) 3rd at 20s

WELL CHIEF ( arkle ) won at 9s


TOP FELLA - cheers steve

About 500 other racegoers every time I need a piss !!!!!!!!!!!

Seen George Clooney
     Queen
     Statto
     Harry Redknapp
     Zara Phillips
     Jim Lewis shook his hand b4 best mate won third gold cup nice sincere bloke
     Richard Hughes

Robbie Savage (Guinness Village last year - was absolutely leathered, Lad)
Andy Gray & Richard Keys (Walking down towards Guinness Village last year, got a huge cheer)
Clive Smith
MAC & Tanya (twice)

Ray Clemence in a queue for the toilets in the Guinness village ( Total Gent). Joleon Lescott in a Pub with a few other Man City players.
Clare Sweeney in Montpellier pub also in the same place Chris Kamara (Hammered).
The Couch in the Bayshill.

Wonder which lucky people will meet me this year

Always loads of footballers there
Blagged owners and trainers badges for Gold Cup day last year, Zara Philips is gorgeous; highlight being some old fella leathered asking her if she takes it up the arse

Peterboro team last year, davina mccall, rangers players two years back

Had several glasses of champagne with Jilly Cooper last year - she's too posh for words! Took my mate's address and sent him a signed book and thankyou letter for letting her join our company!!

Martin Pipe. Gave me and a friend a lift to a pub. Offered to take us all the way to Chelts. He was in the passenger seat so assume he doesn't drive. He tipped us Our Vic for the Ryanair that day when Thisthatandtother won. We didn't even realise who it was until we watched morning line the pub (they had taped it for us) and he was speaking on there via phone. Our Vic did prove himself to be a good horse to be fair to him, just not good on the day.

1.Our future King William and his commoner girlfriend as she then was-unusually for this thread they were both sober.
2.John Motson
3.The guy who used to be married to Gayle in Corrie
4.Queen Mum-I didn't smell her breath
5.Various Fianna Fail politicians
6. And regular as clockwork on the final night that bastard of a pink elephant who wont let me sleep for days.Anyone else meet him?

Janov

Exchanged nods with the young Aga Khan and John "I'd say she knows a pheasant plucker" Francome one morning at Longchamp (Tony Bin's year). Not Chelters but it's the best I can do!

I met my wife at Cheltenham

I said 'What the bloody hell are you doing here?'

Sporazene's owner was staying in the same hotel as us in '04. He filled the Rose Bowl that the winning owner gets with champagne and came round the bar offering everyone a drink.

Another year we were in a nightclub where a couple of jockeys were having lap dances

My Boss

Back in 2000 i had started a new job and they would not give me the time off work at festival time.

Me and two mates had everything paid for so i phoned in sick.No problem i thought.

Arrived on Tuesday at the course and actually ran into my boss.I nearly died but he was as sound as a pound about it.

No longer work there but always laugh about it now.

Danielle Lloyd
Johnathan Woodgate
Dion Dublin
Thommo

Alan Brazil and Bryan Robson in the mid / late 80s and early 90s Robin Cook (i've seen his son there too, in fact I think his son may have been there then). I went into the course to get my members car-park badge on the Monday a few yrs ago and met Noel Meade - i was arguing about my car park badge (why they did not send it out to me earlier) and he was also arguing about something, i forget what.

Possibly the outcome of the Hill Society photo (I joke).

Literally bumped into Jeremy Kyle last year,spilt half of my guinness everywhere so i said was that your fault or mine or do i have to ask you to take a lie detector test? He saw the funny side and his Mrs is well fit by the way

Lesley Graham, or rather my conversation was cut short by Mrs Graham cutting in without a word of apology. Not a polite lady.

i think we need a childrens forum