Not me, but my wide-reaching network of contacts has given me unequivocal proof that one of us on here is about to receive a generous amount of media coverage in the next ten days or so.
It's our village show this weekend and I have high hopes in the Heaviest Marrow class.
You must have the inside scoop that I am onto a winner and therefore will be featuring heavily in the Parish newsletter?
I think you must refer to me JM. It's our village show this weekend and I have high hopes in the Heaviest Marrow class.You must have the inside scoop that I am onto a winner and therefore will be featuring heavily in the Parish newsletter?
I shouldn't really dignify that scurrilous rumour with a reply. . .
I'll have you know my marrow has been the winner 3 of the last 4 years JM.
Mini gherkin my arse!
I shouldn't really dignify that scurrilous rumour with a reply. . .I'll have you know my marrow has been the winner 3 of the last 4 years JM.Mini gherkin my arse!