Terrorists playing really nasty now.

Let me make it clear. I am absolutely not advocating that terrorists stick to blowing people up, stoning women to death etc ets etc. These things must be totally condemned. But lets face it at least you know where you stand when they stick to the day job.

Have some sympathy for the caring sharing President of  Pakistan. The b’astard terrorists are doing a really filthy dirty tricks campaign. They are helping people who are suffering in the floods. Actually they have been helping people from the word go. The swine. He is now appealing to the world to get it its act together and help him out before the terrorists can save any more lives.

PS he says just send cash or cheques he will organise the conversion of our money into to pulling people out of dirty water and providing them with clean stuff. He absolutely promises that there will be no rake offs at every level of bureaucracy and officialdom he is even forgoing his traditional 10%; he tells us. So we had best cough up quick before the terrorists can hep anyone else.

I wouldn’t care its not the first time; the IRA used to pull similar stunts. Civil rights community activism; all the cr@p. As for Hamas they disguisd them themselves as doctors and all sorts of do gooders before they showed their true colours.

Hey you terrorists. Get back to being inhuman, psychopaths living in your weird dark unintelligible caves. Leave the kind caring peace light stuff he us.

Nevermind they will never get as good at winning hearts and minds as we and President Sidari are.