Has John McCririck got a decent chance of winning Big Brother??

He has an indecent chance of winning

In the long gone days I worked in the LBOs he used to do the shop opening days, charged about £250 + travel. As he didnt drive it usually fell to me to pick him up from the station and take him to the shop. Where amongst other things I had to stop him molesting the cashiers. He really is a grade a koont and he used to stink the car out, if you were 5 mins late picking him up he would go off on one swearing/cussing etc really wanted to smack him one.
Any way he was doing the honours in Hull one day and needed to catch the 4.10 train back to London from York for an awards dinner. As time went on I thought theres no way will he make that connection, so I invented a pressing emergencey and told a colleague he would have to do the honours.
Next day colleague told me how they were stuck in York traffic with Big Mac ranting and raving and stinking his car out for about 40 mins having missed his train

but can he win??!!! [>o]

no

What Topper says. 

Being downwind of those suits after they've been worn for every day of a festival during the Summer (or any time of the year for that matter) is not an experience I'd wish on anyone.

And he can be vile and rude to members of the public, often kids, who ask for his autograph, etc.

I think he nearly can ML hes definitely the shows main character, they will find a way to save him if hes up in a vote to evict. When it comes to vote to save people will be ringing in to prolong his stay in the house to see him suffer. If he gets cult status he could go far Ive backed him. Also his fan base was rising fast when he got evicted from CBB if he hadnt been evicted when he was he could have gone close.

Doing his very best to be first nominated

..and make Chantelle the favourite.

I think he must have told the booby to back her ;)

To add insult to injury he supports Newcastle United

hes backed himself to be first out i.m.o

BB will keep him in as long as he plays the game

However his tactics of not speaking to anyone today will irk BB - I can't see him getting favourable edits after tonights HL show

His mood wont be improved when he finds out that Chantelle has drunk his last 2 Diet Cokes