Do any of you sad cases follow Ken on Twitter?

Ken is offering a bb ticket to 1 of his followers . They will be allowed to esscort Ken his girlfriend to the Final. Ken will have his own security

Kens latest tweet


On my way to the Big Brother House for #BB11 Festivities; those there look out for a White Rolls Royce Phantom, I'll be stepping out soon.

He lives the life I would dream of if I lived the dream of a total wankster.

lol at that predicting the order tweet. What a mug

Wd Ken

The nobsplash has spent his "winnings" on a £900 ironing board
http://twitpic.com/2hv72m

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Watching the Weakest Link, these people are retarded, I can answer every question.

The nobsplash has spent his "winnings" on a £900 ironing board Shocked
http://twitpic.com/2hv72m

He says he has 90 pairs of jeans to iron

The guys a complete toss..Showing off his 35k winnings on wolves..Only a moron stakes 20k on wolves & he has to pay for his sex..Ive seen Karly naked free oh charge..Oh happy days

Hahah this guy is a complete cigarette.

Oh and those Wolves 'winnings' are the 'What if' box ticked and a few grand put in the bet placement.

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Another Chick done and dusted. A These Girls are too easy for me.

KarlyAndKenneth
 
I own so many pairs of True Religion Jeans... So one kindly count them all up for me and Multiply by £300. http://twitpic.com/2ijell 6 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

Is it not someone just taking the piss?

Kenneth needs his own fly on the wall  TV show, there is not enough comedy on these days.

Clowns went out with the dinosaurs Pakes

It would be tv gold George, he would think we were watching to marvel at his life, while we were all just laughing at him and his insecurities.
I'm getting addicted to his pictures, the idiot actually believes the p1sh that he writes.

Take a look at this one, where he shows us the obligatory big bottles of champers and he wants us to be jealous of him and the disinterested bint..
I just look at the picture and think it's the comedy juggler and his assistant.
http://twitpic.com/2h7ahi

To have his money and to lie about the amount he gambles is pathetic

I kinda see what you mean

Although it's probably illegal to promote working girls on TV

That's what I thought when I saw him with "the girls"

Looking at his shoes, his dress sense and love of heels and handbags, methinks there may be a little secret that Kenneth is hiding. [;)]

great thread RR

I don't think he makes any secret of the fact he's a total khunt

KarlyAndKenneth
 
It is 7:26AM. Some of you are on the way to work. Unlucky. Weather is horrendous in Mayfair. All my Security holding Umbrellas for me today!

I just think the whole thing is a pisstake

Sadly George I dont think it is :(

The man is a utter clown.

Tongy's a comedy genius

I love some TONG action

1.5 vs 3.0 eviction battle, don't expect to see any predictions unless one goes to 1/16 where he will make his charge

"Just spied someone taking pictures with my Bottles of Dom Perignon I buy at the Club. I like the Kid so it's cool though"

TONGTASTIC

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Sat in the Office smelling new £50s, honestly, love the smell, should bottle it, the smell of a Boss. Adore it.


And we adore you Kenny

"Lucky I'm busy, or this'll be my life all Bank Holiday, instead, I'll go spend these Fresh £50s, Thanks #BB11 http://twitpic.com/2iojot"

Even Mike Myers couldn't deliver these lines with the irony required. TOP TONGING

"I've got a Gorgeous, above average sized C0ck, and I have the Fitness of Josef Fritzl"..This guy gets worse ..I would love to meet him just to give him a good slap..

He makes me like Bea

8,700 Twitter followers can't be wrong

what is Josef Fritzl fitness?

misspoker if you was my daughter i would show you

You have sexual relations with your daughter? Sick man

you evil cow, i was simply suggesting we do some aerobics and a bit of circuit training.
Josef Fritzl is a top fitness instucter, dont you know.

I need to meet this knob. You say it's a joke but he was like it in BB, so withdrawn from reality.

Kenneth Tong & Her   KarlyAndKenneth
 
What a night. In Bed with a German, Italian and Polish Stripper. Goodnight Bitches. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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In the Club. Guns and Roses have the Table next to me. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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We run this City. http://twitpic.com/2iucf5 about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Me and my Crew are still partying. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Met David Haye again.

I think he meant to write . . .

'David Haye met me again' :)

quality thread

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I need my sleep. Will be giving paintball a Miss. Have a stack of Tables at another Club again, we roll thirty deep these days. about 3 hours ago via web

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Just in from another mad night; Axl Rose from Guns and Roses is cool, a True Legend, drinks just as much as I do; Life is so Different now

# Who's going to this Notting Hill Carnival? I am going with my entire Security Detail. Heard it's as Rough as Herpes up there...     29 minutes ago  via web

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It is Raining on Mayfair. I've a Dinner to attend and two Events again tonight... 41 minutes ago via web

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Listening to the Scripts new album. I met all those Guys at the Meteor Awards and my Irish Gym, my Trainer trains them all! about 1 hour ago via web

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Some Girl called Alesha Dixon here as well.

Just when you think it can't get any better, Tongy ups his game:

"In VVIP at the Ritz. I am so drunk. Paid for a four grand sweet for a sevensome....It's good being Rich. I've ordered a stack of Escorts coming"

This is genius Alan Patridge-type stuff. And like Partridge, Tongy doesn't appear to have any friends. He pay's four grand for a suite & then sits there alone tweeting with his Blackberry

KarlyAndKenneth
 
On the Market for a Girlfriend again, this Lifestyle can't be too healthy much longer. Nevertheless, partying with Danielle Lloyd tonight.

Will be worth reading Danielle Lloyd's tweets this evening   http://twitter.com/MissDLloyd

"Got pestered by some weird looking Asian guy all night... he offered me a bottle of Dom & 5grand to come back to his bedsit, but I told him I was engaged..."

KarlyAndKenneth
 
£3,195.03 in thirty minutes then left. Didn't even realise twas Dom Perignon Rose, so dark didn't even see Pink. http://twitpic.com/2jdggr

what mug pays £3.48 for a coke?

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Exhausted. My lot want me to go out with Danielle Lloyd and her ten Girlfriends, I cannot be bothered, I am TIRED!


Thats Danielle booted

Boys and Girls. Check THIS out

You know Ken is boasting he's meant to be going out with D Lloyd?

# @MissDLloyd but he get alltop girls thats why i follow him chek his twitter he mention yr name and said he was going out with you tonight     about 3 hours ago  via web  in reply to MissDLloyd

@MissDLloyd Kenny Tong aid he was going out with u tonight tweeted, now he says he cant be bothered . Kenny knows all the top babes about 3 hours ago via web in reply to MissDLloyd


@dvdobrie I don't know him?     about 3 hours ago  via ÜberTwitter  in reply to dvdobrie

@dvdobrie I don't know what ur talking about? about 3 hours ago via ÜberTwitter in reply to dvdobrie




That person sending msgs to D Lloyd is clearly mentally ill though.

its obviously someone of here charles

hes only got 3 followers and 1 of them is a betting site

can't get over how people suck up to celebs on twitter. Quite tragic really. (unlike me)

I usually get blocked after my first msg

is there a way of knowing if youre blocked?

it sends a msg saying person not found or something similar,,

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Deleted hundreds of Women out of my life. Chosen to focus on four Wifeys, and devote my time between all of them, truly my favourites!

I love reading what Tongy has been upto [smiley:crazy]

Me too, I tried to be like him on my thread the other and was shot down in flames.

There is only one Tongy.

living the life of an international popstar

My Favorite Girl this year by a Mile; shame I've been with so many I don't even remember if she was good in Bed! http://twitpic.com/2jvle5     


Latest update from the man

I wonder if she will remember

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# Kenneth Tong & Her KarlyAndKenneth
 
Imagine waking everyday knowing you can have anyone, anything, anywhere if I willed it so. Honestly, it's boring and disheartening.

I hear Southampton will beat Swindon tonight

My Favorite Girl this year by a Mile; shame I've been with so many I don't even remember if she was good in Bed!

This made me chuckle haha...Hes so far up his gold plated arse..Everyone needs there daily dose of Mr Tong..

# @liambondage  These small teams don't matter to me; I don't even like Soccer. I like getting paid from it though!     13 minutes ago  via web

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@KarlyAndKenneth considering you are hinting to be in on some sort of match fixing, you can't even spell Southampton =/ 14 minutes ago via web in reply to KarlyAndKenneth Retweeted by KarlyAndKenneth

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Southhampton FC are going to make me some Money tonight! Too easy for me, "Gambling". 18 minutes ago via web

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Great feeling walking through Selfridges & Co. knowing I can have everything, including the pretty Perfume Girls, if I willed it so.

We live in fantastic times [:p]

Southampton losing 1-0 oh dear Kenny Kenny

2-0 down now Mr Tong in tears

Tongtastic 3-0

Hope Kenny did not lose too big a percentage of DADDIES millions
What a deluded cunto he is

"Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose reportedly partied at a gay club in London after his band's controversial performance at the Reading Festival over the weekend. The singer was spotted at the 'Royal Jelly' gay night at Bungalow 8, where he was later seen chomping on cheese on toast at 5am."

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I am too Strong. http://twitpic.com/2k5z58 20 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Completed an ungodly session; Deadlifting 150Kgs still for fun on a Champagne Diet; Full Stack Leg Curls. I'm a Machine. 21 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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# Kenneth Tong & Her KarlyAndKenneth
 
The Price of Beauty. The Worlds Best Fat Loss Supplements before my Gym Session! http://twitpic.com/2k593d about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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# Kenneth Tong & Her KarlyAndKenneth
 
Waiting for my Gym to open in an hour; slowly drugging up, I'll be a Monster. You forget I deadlift 150Kgs for Fun, I only weight 60Kgs!

KarlyAndKenneth
 
I do not want to read another Tweet regarding the Football, I have spoken to the Team, expressed my Dismay, and TwitPic'd their responses.


It is good that Ken can hold his own investigation

What are your lots names on twatter?

I fear Tongy is now playing upto this thread.

That said . . . I like him that little bit more!!!![:D]

Was that Tongy in the green suit on BBBM?

oh feckin dear

Bit of a ringer for him wasnt it, if he claims hes had Davina and Makosi in a threesome tomorrow we will know hes kosher.

Looked identical to him, and looked like designer glasses. Surely he's not that desperate for a bit of tv coverage?!

KarlyAndKenneth

       
      I like to do stuff to challenge myself, nothing tougher than Dancing in a Green Lycra Suit on National Television! 1 minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

What a dick this man is

"Jealous of that John James?! Absolutely not. I sleep with Supermodels. He sleeps with the People's Champion. Josie."

Him dancing on BBBM haha it was when he held his chest and thought he was gods gift that got me the grade A prat..

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Goodnight to all you lovely people, I enjoyed being at the Big Brother House, glad my friend now owns the series, I'll do as I want then.

KarlyAndKenneth
 
Is an eternal legend in my green Lycra tracksuit. I'd argue my dancing more memorable than my escape. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

Kenneth Tong & Her   KarlyAndKenneth
 
Just walked past Embassy on my way for food, stunning little Porn Star Chick stops me & asks if she can call Kenneth her man for the night.

[smiley:crazy][smiley:crazy][smiley:crazy]

Tongy Rules.

This man lives the life I would love to lead yet remains relatively grounded.

At first I questioned whether everthing this guy said was for real . . . but all of it quite clearly is. For that reason I apologise for me earlier scepticism

Imagine having the ability to pop out for a bite to eat and pulling a 'Porn Star Chick'

I think this 'Porn Star Chick' should be thankful she can call Kenneth her man for the night. She should also remember that unfortunatley, this time tomorrow, Kenneth will have forgotten all about her and moved on to another lucky lady.

The harsh reality is that Tongy seems to be a 'love em and leave em' sort of guy. There is simply no point in being upset by it Porn Star Chick, just enjoy your evening with Kenneth.

Never heard a prozzie called a 'porn star chick' before...

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Got more love in the last day on the street cause of my Dance on Big Mouth than I did after my entire Big Brother Performance last year! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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# Kenneth Tong & Her KarlyAndKenneth
 
Me, £4,000 odd of Champagne, biting a Girl's Nice Ass... http://twitpic.com/2ldtp8 about 6 hours ago via Twitpic

[smiley:crazy][smiley:crazy][smiley:crazy]

I still think he's a juggler to the stars.

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Funny thing is I like the Guy, so don't want to see any harm come to him even though he's aggrieved, I'm too happy to be Angry. 3 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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Funny thing is, I knew exactly who it is, he's a heavy name up North, we used to be friends, called him back and he's shouting, whatever. 16 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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# Kenneth Tong & Her KarlyAndKenneth
 
Just got a call threatening my life, I couldn't even understand the Scottish Accent, I get these all the time, not even bothered, at all. 21 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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