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Originally Posted by bendymixer
Just got the H/L press release - thankfully it is not a bad one for Ben
Just got the H/L press release - thankfully it is not a bad one for Ben
Some of the housemates are at the Carousel. Dave jokes about the amount of makeup the Jo wears and quips "Makeup. Helping ugly women get hooked up for centuries". Dave says that his wife is very beautiful, but he prefers her with a bit of makeup on.
Day 51
IGNORE THE OBVIOUS: DAVE AND STEVE GET TWO VERY SPECIAL VISITORS
ANDREW AND JOHN JAMES HAVE A 'JOSIE' CHAT
9.47am
So far housemates have incurred 35 fails in this week's Ignore the Obvious shopping task. They are unaware that in order to pass the task they must not exceed 88 fails, the number of fails is locked in a safe in the Bedroom.
Some of the housemates are in the Bedroom. John James and Josie are cuddling in bed; Josie begins 'dry humping' John James. "What are you two love chickens up to?" asks Mario. Josie says they're pretending to have sex. Mario says sometimes pretending is better than the real thing. Josie says she's giving the cameras the money shot.
Some of the housemates are in the Bathroom. A male stripper walks in and proceeds to take a shower. Mario tries not to look at the shower as the other housemates slowly begin to filter in to the bathroom. The girls sit by the bath and look at the shower. Rachel notes that it's getting hot in the bathroom. The girls sing "it's getting hot in here". As the Stripper leaves, Mario notes that there are some tasks worth failing.
10.32am
Corin is in the Diary Room. Big Brother asks Corin how she enjoyed her morning Bathroom experience. "Is that what you'd call morning glory?" asks Corin, adding that all the girls wanted to giggle and they didn't know where to look.
Josie and Jo are in the Garden talking about 'dry humping' John James in the morning. "Dry humping? I feel ashamed of myself", jokes Josie.
Back in the Diary Room, Corin brings up the possibility of her and JJ going on a double date with Josie and John James. She asks Big Brother if he thinks it's embarrassing that she keeps talking about JJ. She says she doesn't think it is. Big Brother asks Corin what she thinks of JJ. "He's fit ain't he?" she says, adding, ~"Is he fit because there's not been any fit in here?"
10.47am
Josie and Jo are in the Garden talking about John James. "I've said how I feel in front of the cameras", she says continuing, "It's like he's ashamed". Jo tells Josie that she's not making an idiot of herself and says that Josie has a cute guy paying her loads of attention and she can't help that.
Rachel, Dave, and Ben are in the Kitchen discussing cleaning up areas of the house. Ben asks that they get rid of the tampons in the Bathroom as he doesn't like that they're just lying on the floor. "Get a pair of balls", says Rachel and that they're just tampons. "You wouldn't like it if there were condoms on the side. I'd put them in the drawer", says Ben. Rachel says it's a different thing, and that she wouldn't mind. Ben suggests they put the tampons in the drawers with the clothes. Rachel says they shouldn't hide them away like they're something disgusting. Ben says he just wouldn't leave the tampons lying out, but then that's him. Dave points out that of course he wouldn't, because he's a bloke.
John James and Mario are in the shower talking who will be going on Friday. "Davo's probably a bigger character than me", says John James. He adds that he thinks he will go on Friday, and Mario says he doesn't think so because of the romance with Josie. John James says "Romance? Hardly." He says they have a very strong connection. "I think she'd be better off in here without me". John James brings up Andrew, and says that Andrew keeps his distance when John James and Josie are together. Mario tells him that all crushes feel really intense at the time, and that it will pass.
11.28am
JJ and John James are in the Living Room talking about Andrew. "What am I meant to do?" asks John James. JJ says that kiddie crushes are hard, and he doesn't know what's the best thing to do.
Some of the housemates are at the Carousel. Dave jokes about the amount of makeup the Jo wears and quips "Makeup. Helping ugly women get hooked up for centuries". Dave says that his wife is very beautiful, but he prefers her with a bit of makeup on.
John James and Andrew are in the Nest. John James says he's not sure if Andrew wants to talk about it, but that he senses that Andrew likes Josie and doesn't want things to be awkward. "I don't feel uncomfortable at all", says Andrew. Andrew admits that he's never met a girl like Josie who has been "so positive to me". John James asks if it's just a crush, and Andrew says it's just a "school boy crush" and admits that he can get jealous of Josie and John James.
12.26pm
Steve is in the Garden when a group of Japanese Tourists come into the Garden. They loudly begin pointing at things and posing for pictures. Ben and Andrew look into the Garden from the Nest. "There's nothing out there", says Ben. The Tourists go into the Living Room, and follow Josie around, who is in a towel. They pose for pictures with Dave, John James and JJ, who pretend not to notice.
2.35 pm
In the Garden, a waiter sets up two chairs and a table. John James asks if anyone is up for a catch outside, and Andrew agrees. As they go out, John James kicks over one of the chairs and Andrew sits in the other one. Dave wonders if someone will be having a "nothing picnic".
Joining housemates in the Garden for afternoon tea is Steve's wife, Deon, and Dave's wife, Donna.
Dave says "oh my goodness. Chick boom bah." "I think you might want to walk in the Garden", Ben tells Dave. Both Dave and Steve go into the Garden and comment on how much "glory" is out there. Dave and Steve start talking about how beautiful their wives are. Dave begins doing push ups in front of Donna and takes his shirt off.
After the wives have left the Garden Steve and Dave go to the Diary Room. "I don't know whether to love you or hate you." says Dave. "It was hard to resist", says Steve. Both of them thank Big Brother for bringing their wives in.
9.01pm
Ben has been called in the Diary Room. Big Brother asks him how he is feeling. Ben begins to answer and a clown rises up from being the Diary Room chair. "Oh s***", he says" before apologising. Ben sits down and Big Brother begins to ask him normal questions about the mood in the house. The clown begins blowing balloons up next to Ben's ear. Ben stands up to avoid it.
10.26pm
All the Housemates are in the Living Room taking part in a quiz they have made up. Ben asks Andrew to name all the actors who have played James Bond. Mario comments that it's unfair to ask someone they all know is a massive James Bond fan a question about James Bond, and that the game is fixed. "What a surprise, the mole is about to crack", says John James. Mario begins to respond and says "I'm not going to…" and then trails off. He stands up and says he's had enough.
Mario goes to the Diary Room to talk to Big Brother. "I just wanted to be away for a while", he says. He adds that he is upset that he sat next to his grandfather and didn't speak to him. Mario says that if everyone else is "taking the p***" out of this task and incurring one fail after another, he might as well have spoken to his grandfather. Big Brother recommends that Mario makes the most of his time in the house.
Mario leaves the Diary Room and goes to the Bedroom. John James follows him. "Do I really have to hide in the cupboard to be left alone", says Mario. "A lot of people in here care about you", says John James.
John James asks why he's so upset. Ben says that Mario gets funny when the attention is on other people and he's upset because the cameras are all turned on Josie. Mario says everything in the house is artificial, and he doesn't feel like he has a role in the house. John James says that everyone Mario's gotten close to disappears, and that he constantly has to do a backwards step and find a new place.
1.21am
The four housemates facing eviction are in the Diary Room. Dave says he is heavily intoxicated. Ben comments that Dave gets pissed without any external stimulation. Dave says he could argue the theological route, but that he doesn't like any of those three, and whichever goes is fine as long as it's not him. John James comments "there you have it, from the lord himself".
IGNORE THE OBVIOUS: DAVE AND STEVE GET TWO VERY SPECIAL VISITORS
ANDREW AND JOHN JAMES HAVE A 'JOSIE' CHAT
9.47am
So far housemates have incurred 35 fails in this week's Ignore the Obvious shopping task. They are unaware that in order to pass the task they must not exceed 88 fails, the number of fails is locked in a safe in the Bedroom.
Some of the housemates are in the Bedroom. John James and Josie are cuddling in bed; Josie begins 'dry humping' John James. "What are you two love chickens up to?" asks Mario. Josie says they're pretending to have sex. Mario says sometimes pretending is better than the real thing. Josie says she's giving the cameras the money shot.
Some of the housemates are in the Bathroom. A male stripper walks in and proceeds to take a shower. Mario tries not to look at the shower as the other housemates slowly begin to filter in to the bathroom. The girls sit by the bath and look at the shower. Rachel notes that it's getting hot in the bathroom. The girls sing "it's getting hot in here". As the Stripper leaves, Mario notes that there are some tasks worth failing.
10.32am
Corin is in the Diary Room. Big Brother asks Corin how she enjoyed her morning Bathroom experience. "Is that what you'd call morning glory?" asks Corin, adding that all the girls wanted to giggle and they didn't know where to look.
Josie and Jo are in the Garden talking about 'dry humping' John James in the morning. "Dry humping? I feel ashamed of myself", jokes Josie.
Back in the Diary Room, Corin brings up the possibility of her and JJ going on a double date with Josie and John James. She asks Big Brother if he thinks it's embarrassing that she keeps talking about JJ. She says she doesn't think it is. Big Brother asks Corin what she thinks of JJ. "He's fit ain't he?" she says, adding, ~"Is he fit because there's not been any fit in here?"
10.47am
Josie and Jo are in the Garden talking about John James. "I've said how I feel in front of the cameras", she says continuing, "It's like he's ashamed". Jo tells Josie that she's not making an idiot of herself and says that Josie has a cute guy paying her loads of attention and she can't help that.
Rachel, Dave, and Ben are in the Kitchen discussing cleaning up areas of the house. Ben asks that they get rid of the tampons in the Bathroom as he doesn't like that they're just lying on the floor. "Get a pair of balls", says Rachel and that they're just tampons. "You wouldn't like it if there were condoms on the side. I'd put them in the drawer", says Ben. Rachel says it's a different thing, and that she wouldn't mind. Ben suggests they put the tampons in the drawers with the clothes. Rachel says they shouldn't hide them away like they're something disgusting. Ben says he just wouldn't leave the tampons lying out, but then that's him. Dave points out that of course he wouldn't, because he's a bloke.
John James and Mario are in the shower talking who will be going on Friday. "Davo's probably a bigger character than me", says John James. He adds that he thinks he will go on Friday, and Mario says he doesn't think so because of the romance with Josie. John James says "Romance? Hardly." He says they have a very strong connection. "I think she'd be better off in here without me". John James brings up Andrew, and says that Andrew keeps his distance when John James and Josie are together. Mario tells him that all crushes feel really intense at the time, and that it will pass.
11.28am
JJ and John James are in the Living Room talking about Andrew. "What am I meant to do?" asks John James. JJ says that kiddie crushes are hard, and he doesn't know what's the best thing to do.
Some of the housemates are at the Carousel. Dave jokes about the amount of makeup the Jo wears and quips "Makeup. Helping ugly women get hooked up for centuries". Dave says that his wife is very beautiful, but he prefers her with a bit of makeup on.
John James and Andrew are in the Nest. John James says he's not sure if Andrew wants to talk about it, but that he senses that Andrew likes Josie and doesn't want things to be awkward. "I don't feel uncomfortable at all", says Andrew. Andrew admits that he's never met a girl like Josie who has been "so positive to me". John James asks if it's just a crush, and Andrew says it's just a "school boy crush" and admits that he can get jealous of Josie and John James.
12.26pm
Steve is in the Garden when a group of Japanese Tourists come into the Garden. They loudly begin pointing at things and posing for pictures. Ben and Andrew look into the Garden from the Nest. "There's nothing out there", says Ben. The Tourists go into the Living Room, and follow Josie around, who is in a towel. They pose for pictures with Dave, John James and JJ, who pretend not to notice.
2.35 pm
In the Garden, a waiter sets up two chairs and a table. John James asks if anyone is up for a catch outside, and Andrew agrees. As they go out, John James kicks over one of the chairs and Andrew sits in the other one. Dave wonders if someone will be having a "nothing picnic".
Joining housemates in the Garden for afternoon tea is Steve's wife, Deon, and Dave's wife, Donna.
Dave says "oh my goodness. Chick boom bah." "I think you might want to walk in the Garden", Ben tells Dave. Both Dave and Steve go into the Garden and comment on how much "glory" is out there. Dave and Steve start talking about how beautiful their wives are. Dave begins doing push ups in front of Donna and takes his shirt off.
After the wives have left the Garden Steve and Dave go to the Diary Room. "I don't know whether to love you or hate you." says Dave. "It was hard to resist", says Steve. Both of them thank Big Brother for bringing their wives in.
9.01pm
Ben has been called in the Diary Room. Big Brother asks him how he is feeling. Ben begins to answer and a clown rises up from being the Diary Room chair. "Oh s***", he says" before apologising. Ben sits down and Big Brother begins to ask him normal questions about the mood in the house. The clown begins blowing balloons up next to Ben's ear. Ben stands up to avoid it.
10.26pm
All the Housemates are in the Living Room taking part in a quiz they have made up. Ben asks Andrew to name all the actors who have played James Bond. Mario comments that it's unfair to ask someone they all know is a massive James Bond fan a question about James Bond, and that the game is fixed. "What a surprise, the mole is about to crack", says John James. Mario begins to respond and says "I'm not going to…" and then trails off. He stands up and says he's had enough.
Mario goes to the Diary Room to talk to Big Brother. "I just wanted to be away for a while", he says. He adds that he is upset that he sat next to his grandfather and didn't speak to him. Mario says that if everyone else is "taking the p***" out of this task and incurring one fail after another, he might as well have spoken to his grandfather. Big Brother recommends that Mario makes the most of his time in the house.
Mario leaves the Diary Room and goes to the Bedroom. John James follows him. "Do I really have to hide in the cupboard to be left alone", says Mario. "A lot of people in here care about you", says John James.
John James asks why he's so upset. Ben says that Mario gets funny when the attention is on other people and he's upset because the cameras are all turned on Josie. Mario says everything in the house is artificial, and he doesn't feel like he has a role in the house. John James says that everyone Mario's gotten close to disappears, and that he constantly has to do a backwards step and find a new place.
1.21am
The four housemates facing eviction are in the Diary Room. Dave says he is heavily intoxicated. Ben comments that Dave gets pissed without any external stimulation. Dave says he could argue the theological route, but that he doesn't like any of those three, and whichever goes is fine as long as it's not him. John James comments "there you have it, from the lord himself".
Lots of JJ.
If they'd showed his rant last night he'd be close to going.
He's taking his anger out on chairs now
The make-up comment bad for Dave and if it comes before a break it's very bad.
Not much of Ben til the end.
Dave goes I reckon.
If they'd showed his rant last night he'd be close to going.
He's taking his anger out on chairs now
The make-up comment bad for Dave and if it comes before a break it's very bad.
Not much of Ben til the end.
Dave goes I reckon.
I think the non forums would surely dislike Dave more than anybody
I think hes a right twatt
He said on live feed earlier that he was "quietly confident that hes safe tonight"
I think hes a right twatt
He said on live feed earlier that he was "quietly confident that hes safe tonight"
"Josie says she's giving the cameras the money shot."
Please NOoooooooooooooooooooooo.
might have to sue BB under mental health act after these highlights.
Please NOoooooooooooooooooooooo.
might have to sue BB under mental health act after these highlights.
we dont know that though do we FLL......
I mean it didnt take me 45 minutes to read the spoiler...... its only a precis
oh and hi btw.. I have been quiet this year
just lurking
I mean it didnt take me 45 minutes to read the spoiler...... its only a precis
oh and hi btw.. I have been quiet this year
just lurking
Dave jokes about the amount of makeup the Jo wears and quips "Makeup. Helping ugly women get hooked up for centuries"
Insulting Jo and women generally, exactly the comment to get women phoning Dave out.
Nice edit BB, I hope it works.
Insulting Jo and women generally, exactly the comment to get women phoning Dave out.
Nice edit BB, I hope it works.
They're definitely trying to get Dave out, and may not close the lines until they get that result
Hi leveller.
Yep, plenty of stuff to fill it out, but I believe their tears came late afternoon, early evening, so as It jumps from 2.35pm to 9.01pm, all the tears are missed.
Yep, plenty of stuff to fill it out, but I believe their tears came late afternoon, early evening, so as It jumps from 2.35pm to 9.01pm, all the tears are missed.
The closing scene if shown looks a downer for Dave, the smallest thing could swing tonight. Remember at the start of the show they show a montage of the nominated hms Sunshines did her no favours tonights could do similar. Dave fav imvho.
I suppose you could argue Ben's dislike of tampons lying around by the sink could also get the feminists on their high horse. They will surely include Ben likening JJJ to a bed-ridden elderly couple. If that is placed well, alongside yet more JJJ bed coverage, it'll have many thinking, 'Ben is right'.
Lines will be shut by then. But you're right, they could show a preview of that. It's the comment about make up that is going to see him off. Blatant attempt by them to save Ben. I'm on Dave to go.
The make up comment is a killer considering the voting demographic is probably made up largely of "lesser attractive" women who wear lots of make-up.
A comment that is bound to hit a nerve.
A comment that is bound to hit a nerve.
I still think Dave is more unpopular outside the internet anyway and polls have been affected by manic JJ fans voting tactically to get rid of Ben.
I don't think tactical voting affects the casual viewer and non-internet people (and teenage girls who don't have twitter i.e. the vast majority).
I don't think tactical voting affects the casual viewer and non-internet people (and teenage girls who don't have twitter i.e. the vast majority).
ghatroonh... how on earth do you know that the voting demographic is made up of largely 'lesser attractive' women?
I could say BF is full of balding fat ugly munters, but I bet I'm wrong!
I could say BF is full of balding fat ugly munters, but I bet I'm wrong!
I think that's a terrible edit for Dave and will be the final nail in his coffin. I've detected a lot of Dave hate over the last 36 hours.
The make-up comment is also fairly early on - plenty of time to rack up the votes. And the end scene is terrible for him.
Hi TK.. .. hope you are well? 
Sterling job on DS... all organised in Red, Blue and pink troops!
ben out[;)]
Sterling job on DS... all organised in Red, Blue and pink troops!
ben out
[;)]
ghatroonh... how on earth do you know that the voting demographic is made up of largely 'lesser attractive' women?
Ever done a twitter search of those that comment on BB and took note of those with profile pictures?
teenage girls (not all ugly, but so much make up on that you could throw a 2p coin at their face and it would stick)
middle age women (99% ugly - also 99% of them think they look good wearing 3-inch deep make up)
some dude with a giant mostache who hates Ben
I'm guessing those that dont have photos are either ugly or self concious about their looks.
Ever done a twitter search of those that comment on BB and took note of those with profile pictures?
teenage girls (not all ugly, but so much make up on that you could throw a 2p coin at their face and it would stick)
middle age women (99% ugly - also 99% of them think they look good wearing 3-inch deep make up)
some dude with a giant mostache who hates Ben
I'm guessing those that dont have photos are either ugly or self concious about their looks.
Interesting poll on TIBB.
Ok it only has 71 votes, but it's asking who you've actually voted for.
View Poll Results: Who you voting for???
John James 28 39.44%
Dave 26 36.62%
Andrew 6 8.45%
Ben 11 15.49%
Voters: 71. You may not vote on this poll
Ok it only has 71 votes, but it's asking who you've actually voted for.
View Poll Results: Who you voting for???
John James 28 39.44%
Dave 26 36.62%
Andrew 6 8.45%
Ben 11 15.49%
Voters: 71. You may not vote on this poll
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