I'm opening the first BB11 pub

Arvo

you'll need a lotta different toilets too Dave

forget the toilets, SDK is rotting in the corner

Tommy Toes is SEETHING imo

pint there of

good evening punters.

i have no drinks because it's not a real pub.

feel free to converse, especially any newmarketeers who may be about [smiley:crazy]

Are gayers, lesbians and nutters allowed in here ?

as you can see (above), they are the only ones NOT banned.

Well I'm not a poof, but I like to lick women all over.

I must be a lesbian.

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Pernod and Black when you've got a moment...........

RACIST

...........with a White Russian chaser, just to be politically corect.

TEST