Do they still have the flying doctor iaustralia

Yes he's still around.

Does he still have that nodding kangaroo in his cockpit window

I remember him searching all over Adelaide .trying to get a matching  wing the same colour as the one that fell off his plane .
A sheep shearer had to deliver twins to one woman .while he was not available looking for a new wing for his plane

The patient who had the twins was very upset the way the sheep shearer treated her .he didnt take his welling boots off when he entered her front room .she said he didn't even wipe his boots on the mat at the door .and he left the toilet seat up when he visited her toilet

The patient said it was a good job that both babies had two legs and two arms each when they come out .otherwise she would have put a complaint in

She looked very worried.
I said what's worrying you .you should be happy with your two new babies
She said I don't want that sheep shearer telling all his sheep shearer friends what he had seen up my skirt

She said at least. I don't have to worry now that I've seen that the babies are both white

She said that she thought that  BIG BLACK WILLY WOMBAT MIGHT  HAVE BEEN THEIR FATHER

I SAID IS WILLY HIS REAL NAME .SHE SAID NO ITS RICHARD BUT I CALL HIM DICK

I SAID WHY IS IT BECAUSE DICK IS SHORT.SHE SAID NO ITS THE BIGGEST ONE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

TOWER TO DOCTOR .TOWER TO DOCTOR ARE YOU RECIEVING ME
yes I'm recieving you tower
YOUR WIFES BEEN ON THE PHONE .SHES ASKED ME TO REMIND YOU TO GET A DOZEN EGGS OFF MATILDA ,AT MATILDAS CHICKEN FARM WHEN YOU VISIT HER ABOUT HER HEMEROIDS .SHE SAID COULD YOU MAKE IT A DOZEN INSTEAD OF JUST 6.
yes tower message received and understood

TOWER TO DOCTOR .TOWER TO DOCTOR ARE YOU RECIEVING ME
yes I'm recieving you tower
YOUR WIFES BEEN ON THE PHONE .SHES ASKED ME TO REMIND YOU TO GET A DOZEN EGGS OFF MATILDA ,AT MATILDAS CHICKEN FARM WHEN YOU VISIT HER ABOUT HER HEMEROIDS .SHE SAID COULD YOU MAKE IT A DOZEN INSTEAD OF JUST 6.
yes tower message received and understood

TOWER TO DOCTOR TOWER TO DOCTOR ARE YOU RECIEVING ME DOCTOR
yes I'm recieving you tower
IS THERE ANY CHANCE OF YOU BRINGING ME BACK A DOZEN OF THEM EGGS
AND ILL SETTLE UP WITH YOU WHEN YOU TOUCH DOWN
message received and understood tower.buti want paying for them as soon as I land
OK DOCTOR MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD YOU TIGHT BAST*#
OVER AND OUT

TOWER TO DOCTOR,TOWER TO DOCTOR ARE YOU RECIEVING ME DOCTOR
yes I'm receiving you tower
YOUR WIFES JUST BEEN ON THE PHONE AGAIN AND ASKED ME TO ASK HER IF YOU COULD
CALL AT NED KELLYS RANCH ON THE WAY BACK AND GET FOUR PINTS OF FULL CREAM MILK
.SHE SAID YOU KNOW THAT NEDS COWS PRODUCE THE BEST MILK IN AUSTRALIA.SHE SAID THERE MUST BE SOMETHING N THE GRASS THAT MAKES IT TASTE BETTER.COULD YOUNBRINGME FOUR BOTTLES AS WELL AND I WILL PAY YOU FOR THEM AS WELL
doctor to tower .
Yes i will tower if I can fit everything in the plane it's not a bo ing 707 you know
over and out

Captain Jones to tower  Captain Jones to tower are you recieving me tower
YES IM RECIEVING YOU CAPTAIN JONES
Do you think you could assist me in landing this jumbo jet that I'm flying when you and the doctor have sorted out your shopping list
TOWER TO CAPTAIN JONES .YES CAPTAIN MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD OVER AND OUT

TOWER TO DOCTOR .TOWER TO DOCTOR ARE YOU RECIEVING ME DOCTOR
yes I'm recieving you tower
MY  WIFE HAS PHONED ME UP DOCTOR.SHE LOVED HER NED KELLYS FULL CREAM MILK ON HER RICE CRISPIES.SHES ASKED ME TO ASK ASK YOU TO GET HER ANOTHER 4 BOTTLES WHEN YOUR IN THE AREA
SHE ALSO ASKED ME TO ASK YOU .IF YOU WOULD KINDLY GET HER THREE FIRST CLASS STAMPS IF YOU FLY NEAR A POST OFFICE .BUT SHE NEEDS THEM TO DAY
doctor to tower are you recieving me
YES IM RECIEVING YOU DOCTOR
Can't you get them on your way home from work .
NO DOCTOR OUR POST OFFICE CLOSES AT 6 AND IM WORKING TILL 10
doctor to tower can you hear me tower
YES I CAN HEAR YOU DOCTOR
I've just missed my landing strip for my patients house with you mithering me
TOWER TO DOCTOR .DONT WORRY SHES ONLY GOT A BROKEN LEG SHE CAN HOBBLE ABOUT FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR UNTIL YOU LAND .ITS NOT AS THOUGH A BROKEN LEG IS LIFE THREATENING.OVER AND OUT DOCTOR IVE GOT THESE PLANES QUEING UP TO LAND

Captain smith to tower .Captain smith to tower are you recieving me tower are you recieving me tower .
YES CAPTAIN SMITH IM RECIEVING YOU
may day may day may day tower are you recieving me
YES CAPTAIN SMITH IM RECIEVING YOU .IS IT A PROPER MAY DAY OR HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING AGAIN AS WE'RE IN JULY
Captain smith to tower no I've not been drinking and it's a proper may day you fool .my number one engine has packed up
TOWER TO CAPTAIN SMITH .I KNOW YOUR UNDER STRESS BUT DONT CALL ME A FOOL .ITS NOT MY FAULT
YOUR ENGINES PACKED UP .IVE NOT SERVICED IT .AND DONT WORRY ITS NOT AS SERIOUS AS YOU THINK .IVE JUST BEEN IN TOUCH WITH ACCTS .AND SHEILA  YOU KNOW THE ONE WHO WEARS THE SHORT SKIRTS AND HAS A BIG BLACKHEAD ON HER CHIN SAID THE PLANE IS FULLY INSURED SHE DEALT WITH THE INSURANCE COMPANY ONLY LAST WEEK
Captain smith to tower I need the emergency crews on standby immediately
TOWER TO CAPTAIN SMITH ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED THEM YOUVE STILL GOT ONE ENGINE WORKING YOU KNOW HOW MANAGEMENT DONT LIKE USING THE EMERGENCY SERVICES WHEN THEIR NOT NEEDED
Captain smith to tower ok .but don't blame me if I lose the plane and the passengers
TOWER TO CAPTAIN SMITH DONT MAKE A MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLE HILL IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THE PLANE AND PASSENGERS ARE FULLY INSURED OVER AND OUT

Do wah diddy to tower .do wah diddy to tower are you reciving me tower
YES DO WAH DIDDY IM RECIEVING YOU .BUT WILL YOU **** OFF
IVE HAD ENOUGH STUPIDITY. FOR ONE DAY OVER AND OUT

I'll never forget that episode where the flying doctor landed in a patient's back  garden and ran over the patients pet kangaroo and killed it .the patient was fuming .He said I'm very sorry for killing your pet kangaroo and the patient said never mind my pet kangaroo .look how you've made a mess of my lawn .I wouldn't have cut it if I knew you was going to land in the back .you've always landed in the froont garden on every other visit

She reported him to the Australian koala bear society .it confused me until the doctor stated just before take off that she suffered from pre menstral  tention and was on the change and didn't know what she was saying or who she was saying it to (he winked his eye at the camera and said you know what I mean women's problems)there was no women's lib in them days you could say it as it was

She ended up stabbing her husband to death just because he said there was no dip in his hard boiled egg to dip his soldiers in

If you ever think your the only husband who's got a deranged mental wife when their on the change, just remember that poor little man who only wanted some dip in his egg to dip  his toasted soldiers into

"My Boomerang wont come back" I remember Charlie Drake downing the Flying Doctor, cor blimey! hope he was ok?

I got knocked over by a Roo this morning while I was wrangling Crocs,  I called the flying doc. He couldn't get to me for hours, he was attending to a Koala who was having birthing difficulties.

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