I can't sleep

Hello

Maybe your suspenders are too tight?

I used to be exactly the same as you untill an old Irish lady told me to lay  on my side right near the edge of the bed.as near as to the edge as you possibly can and hey presto I soon fell off

But I'm jiggered

Mopey

complaining about nothing is more palatable than woeful attempts at humor.

Stick to your strengths