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I sh1t you not it was good.
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One time I was at the BOOZATORIUM and they had one of their free tastings. They dare not do anything like this in St Albans where VLTU and his neighbours would run amok but in my civilised corner of Sydney they can be safe in the knowledge that a little wine tasting won't end in a violent siege. On this occasion champagne was on offer. I am a veteran of cheap Australian sparkling wines. Or in other words Aussie champagne. You can get an Aussie champers for $8. A Moet for $60 odd. There is absolutely no way in the world that the Moet is eight times better than the Seaview or whatever. Better? Yeah of course. But eight times better? NO FCKKING WAY!!
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That's what people keep telling me about my Grange collection.
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You've got a Grange eh? More than one? That's unusual. 6 litre 307 kw. Earlier ones were 285kw I think. It's not my first choice HSV. Obviously I'm a MALOO man but the Grange,yeah,it's got some cred.
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Thanks
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I prefer the HR myself
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A nice one can get some money these days. I'm not a big fan. Prefer my Holdens from about 1968.
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My old man used to have one, gave it away. Can't say it was too nice though.
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Forgot 1, Cooma
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coboz!!!! What about back in the UK? No one goes anymore you've saved yourself the bother!
Joel - your old man???WTF??? |
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I do have a father you know
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Thank God he's stepped up because there's no fxcking way I was gunna pay backdated child maintenance!!!
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Cooma races sounds nice spy.
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Well we haven't had any tests or anything, but he says he's my dad?
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Oh no!!
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Long long time ago, Teddy Doon rode a winner on the day, he was the George Moore of the southern districts of NSW
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When did you first meet him?
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I don't look anything like him though
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I forget, he just rocked up one day
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spy was there snow on the track? What is the official track rating for snow?
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White
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Joel this just gets worse. Has he ever participated in any typical step father activities? Such as sexual penetration or severe shaking or beating? Of you I mean. Not your Mum.
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Has he ever got you to shoplift for him?
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The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE 26 Jul 15 12:14 Joined: 09 Apr 12 | Topic/replies: 4,512 | Blogger: The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE's blog
spy was there snow on the track? What is the official track rating for snow? No snow and rating was a C1, C=Cold, 1=one ffs |
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Maybe
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spy how come you've been to so many tracks? Bush ones I mean.
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There was snow in the middle of one of the tracks I mentioned in my post.
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Maybe? WTF does Maybe mean?
I get it. Is here there with you now? You have to be careful what you say. OK. If this man is making you do bad things then reply,'I'm looking forward to losing all my money on some jerk off Cup tomorrow' and we'll know what you mean. Can you do that for me? |
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He might like bush
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You think I'm gonna go away with him? He's in Fiji or something
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"He might like bush"
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Fiji is code for Cambodia.
Btw where the fxck are you these days? Still on your trip? |
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I'm in Langkawi still, plenty of bush here
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Never heard of it. Tell us something about it. No boring bits. Is your Mum coping with all this travel?
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She's in Cambodia too.
It's a series of islands on the west coast of Malaysia. It's an OK place but it's all duty free hence the reasonably cheap booze. Attractions include island hopping, the Cable Car, and alcohol. And cheap f4gs if you're into them. |
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You mean the smokin kind?
I read somewhere beers in Cambodia were 70c and 50c in happy hour. |
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Holidays ffs
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Fair enough spy.
Joel has almost completed a tour of Asia where he indulged in casinos,racetracks,the Four Floors Of Wh0res,LadyBoy brothels,$16 pints of beer,penetration by a dodgy step-dad and had to put up with his Mum asking him if he had a hanky constantly AND he STILL managed to post his Cup Tips. Most of the time. Your holiday was a trip to Cooma Races. |
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That can only tell you one thing, Joel has a lot more money than I do ffs
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