Anyone having sex tonight

There's probably a mere 2 billion of the 7 billion humans on the vinegar stroke if that answers your question.

I had sex twice over the Easter break, that counts me out for the year now

Jun 18, 2014 -- 10:36AM, earlycrow wrote:

I had sex twice over the Easter break, that counts me out for the year now

was anybody there to witness this.

mikenz • June 18, 2014 10:43 AM BST
Jun 18, 2014 -- 10:36AM, earlycrow wrote:

I had sex twice over the Easter break, that counts me out for the year now

was anybody there to witness this.


Looks like someone else besides me knows the crow

get fkd

earlycrow translates in Chinese to Icomequik

Spyvspy translates in Taiwanese to comeinmybum

Back when crow was on the PGA Tour he bedded more women than Tiger from all reports.

earlycrow • June 18, 2014 11:27 AM BST
Spyvspy translates in Taiwanese to comeinmybum

Thanks for the invite, but no thanks

Crow backed Qld, looks like he just got sexed

Very hard to bet against the team you have served with distinction

Layed off for big collect FYI

WD In all seriousness you must be proud of the trail you have blazed by being the 1st Indigenous player to play State of Origin

Just one of many 1st for crow

Aonther 1st, The only Indigenous person to go walkabout and get lost

You’ve heard myths of women who can orgasm while doing crunches, leg lifts, and yoga. (Talk about motivation to hit the gym.) But when we stumbled upon this new case study about a woman who orgasmed spontaneously (as in, by doing nothing at all), we were taken by surprise, especially since the orgasm started in her foot.

The details: A Dutch woman reported random orgasmic sensations originating in her left foot and traveling to her vagina, says a case study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Unlike the “coregasms” you may have heard of, which may be triggered by increased blood flow to the pelvic region or indirect pressure on the genitals during exercise, the “foot orgasm” was completely spontaneous. And while it had nothing to do with arousal (meaning, it didn’t happen when she was clicking through The 40 Sexiest Men Over 40), she did experience the foot orgasm during sex with her husband.

More from Prevention: Have Sex, Look Younger

Now, you can probably imagine that a nice foot massage could be a turn-on, but an orgasm that begins in your foot and radiates to your vagina for seemingly no reason? That’s unheard of. 

“While people can have strong erogenous zones in their feet, this case study is exactly that—a case study,” says Kristen Mark, PhD, sex and relationship researcher, and assistant professor at the University of Kentucky. (In case you’re wondering, researchers attributed the phenomenon to a damaged nerve.)




http://www.prevention.com/sex/sex-relationships/have-mind-blowing-sex-tonight

Nah fk all that,a good w@nk to some thoughtfully downloaded porn is all u need IMO

Chilean Porn Star Marlen Doll has once again fulfilled her promise of pleasuring strangers after Chile's historic 2-0 booting of Spain on Thursday at the FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

Doll, who caught attention after having a sex marathon with strangers routing for Chile after her national team's 3-1 win over Australia last week, promised on Wednesday to allow 16 hours of free-sex if Chile pulled off a victory over the defending champion Spain.


In fact, Doll even documented her sexcapade with the strangers, tweeting "Resting after 12 hours of pleasure, I am very happy! It was a great celebration" on June 14.

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/556384/20140620/world-cup-marlen-doll.htm#.U6RL0_mSySo

wonder what will happen if they win cup

Only 16hrs ffs, I'd only just be ready and she'd leave

surprisingly, sex workers aren't having an easy time of things at Brazil 2014.

"The city is crowded but didn’t help us that much. The Brazilians were more worried about drinking and eating in restaurants, while the ‘gringos’ are pigs who never want to spend money. They complain about our prices, about the hotel they have to pay ... we’re not satisfied," Bruna, who works in Fortaleza,

Fortaleza's sex workers are dreaming of a better tomorrow. In particular, they're dreaming of Germans.

"Who I really want are the Germans," added Nicole. "They are the ones with money, and they look to be really clean. We need to recover from this week’s loss."


http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2014/6/20/5828200/world-cup-sex-workers

Be at least 6 weeks before I get back into the saddle. Just had an operation and it's one of the things I least wish to do ATM anyway!

Penis enlargement?

Geez you'll have some blue balls by the time your ready to spit the j1zz

Are you still able to be titty fcked LIH?

Didnt know lih had a vag

Haven't you noticed the rack on her?

Yeah right,then I agree,you could manage a t!tty fck

LIH would make a fortune in Brazil. She would have gallons of German splooge shot across those titties.

Old DA, as usual, as classily as a fresh dog turd

Prefer the term:

"pearl necklace".....

May I give you a pearl necklace is more conducive to a "yes please" reply

In yah dreams Henry, bet the closest you have got is filling a belly button with leftovers

Favourite lunch is : a Honey roll-over and lettuce on top

earlycrow had sex last night, woke up this morning with RSI in his wrists, thats correct, wrists, he went the daily double

I like to sleep laying on my arm, it goes numb over night, wake up in the morning and knock the top off it and it feels like someone else is doing it

Old STS trick

SlapTheShalonga

Don't mind the ole dolmio grin manoeuvre ..a red wing veteran here

An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super ****!" The old man says "I'll have the soup."

Super#ussy

yes..am getting the hamster to do 5 mins of wheel exercise before we get down to it.

http://www.smh.com.au/world/sex-and-the-cities-20140310-34i3a.html

My bithday soon.

Monday Mike:

Happy birthday Your flight is booked to Germany. Earlycrow will be accompanying you .....he will be bringing his favourite fish net stockings and red lippy.

You and him  will be sharing a room....It was the best we could all do for you.

Not even with yours Early Crow:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2291621/The-face-porn--make-Adult-movie-stars-brave-camera-shiny-skin-pimples--incredible-transformations.html

Anyone watch Carlotta on ABC a week or so ago?

Not I...should we?

Yes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2590845/Professional-gambler-dead-fl...

Look closely

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/jessica-gomes-has-a-ball-with-her-wallaby-beau-rocky-elsom/story-e6frfmq9-1226938587923?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=c

Spoon dressed in pink far left corner (posted elsewhere but still makes me laugh  )...looks like he getting ready  and stalking for a bit of boom boom with his new buddies.

http://www.advocate.com/world/2014/07/02/report-whats-behind-asias-anti-trans-anti-woman-sentiments

Something for the ladies:

http://www.brasnthings.com/knickers/g-strings

I am going to DEMAND sex tonight. Absolutely DEMAND it.

Labrador cross ?

Seriously Thebas....mini valentina dark pink??

I mean Seriously Double agent  mini valentina dark pink??

I'm about to walk to the bottle shop. Anyone I pass that is vaguely fckkable I shall DEMAND sex. Anyone in the bottle shop that looks doable I shall DEMAND.

I would demand sex tonight but Mrs Crow would laugh and I wouldn't feel very nice so I'll just wait for her to call the shots

STS is, his boyfriend (earlycrow) is on his way to his place ffs

Earlycrow...

Glad its  "cr" and not "bl"   

It's not gay if it's a three way

Hope this helps....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDZ5Jl3w0bM

earlycrow • July 11, 2014 10:49 AM BST
It's not gay if it's a three way


It is if theres 3 lots of block n tackle ffs

What about

what about when STS, Lazza and TQ hook up

earlycrow • July 11, 2014 11:39 AM BST
what about when STS, Lazza and TQ hook up

The jury is deadlocked on that one ffs

what about when STS, Lazza and TQ hook up

tea bag act

Who's STS?

Saggy Tit Specialist

I can't stand Lesbians. The most useless creature on the planet. Should all be shot and turned into bacon.

I've just shot a load across LIH's rack and I gotta say.You wouldn't be dead for quids. That's what my grandfather,Ron Jeremy used to say to me. I do like LIH's tits but they are a bit on the small side. Firm? Yes. Perky? Yes. But they lack real SIZE. That is in stark contrast to LIH's skull which is extraordinarily HUUGE!!. It is my SOLEMN advice that while giving the perky firm TITS of LIH an OILED UP PUMPING never at no stage,if you are serious about achieving CLIMAX EVER cast a glance at her ENORMOUS CRANIUM because it will put you right off and you will walk away shrivelled and shamed.

doubleagent • July 11, 2014 1:50 PM BST
I can't stand Lesbians. The most useless creature on the planet. Should all be shot and turned into bacon.


Something tells me they can't stand you either

I've been married a long time and you know what they say about that.

Newlywed sex - you have it constantly and whenever and whereever the mood hits.
Married a few years with kids sex - you have it weekly to semi weekly, usually in bed and it's generally planned.
Long time married sex - you say "f*ck you" as you pass each other in the hallway.

Harter:

Long time married sex - you say "f*ck you" as you pass each other in the hallway.

This is called "hallway sex".......

Germany world cup goal scorer Mario Gotzie girlfriend :

Ann-Kathrin Brommel

Worth a look:

Heellooo sex tonight for baby face Gotzie

Speaking of fitness videos :

Red blood counts / mad cow rumps :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mC4vlcMn5c&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.c...

nope