Calling LLoydy Carlton Review

I've built a house out of laying them

They should of traded kruezer,,he,s no good,too slow

Just like Ang  Christou

If you don't get a kick you wont get booed

Could go down as Worst number 1 ince Josh Frasher

What a joy to watch tigers lay down and the bloosers lay down beside them .

Hope they have a succession plan. Micks gonna blow a fooofa valve if he's not careful

edward betts on fire

Biggest mistake getting rid of Betts since Ian Stewart left saints to join Richmond.  Kernahan's leadership must be under the microscope at the end of the footy season.  Don't think he's got a clue at the top.

Dumping betts was the best thing they've done in ages. Give it up lloydy you wanted Judd and you got him we got Kennedy, it was a win win. I only wish we traded kerr at the same time as I said at the time signing him on a four year contract was insanity and they got got one not quite full good season out of him during that time, should have let him go and play with his mate juddy when he wanted to and we would have been a lot better off in the long term. Love kerr but if you don't want to be at the eagles then we don't want you.

Lets i NEVER wanted Judd he is to Square for Carlton. You have to have the CNT in you to be a Carlton.
Brang that Square culture to Melb and they all become Soft.
9 Players. YES 9 players and High end Picks for Warnock, McClean and Judd. What a Waist.
Was Building a Powerful list then fcked it all up trying to fill Gaps
Your Man Rowe is not to AFL Standard, Id rather Cashbolt at least he has a real hard go, even though cant kick.
Walker like i have said last 3 years should of been traded while we can get something
Menzal Shows Prommise
Murphy Honest player no Champion
Gibbs, Id rather Ryan Hullihan. TRADE for something. ry and get a Gun from GWS
Judd On last year
Simpson Trade
Buckly, needs time but has a Crack, Has Blue Blood in him
Kreuzer, Somebody please punch the siht out of him, he needs to be woken and told he can play AFL
Lucas, More he plays more people get Injured with his Great Hospital kicks
Watson Poor kid, star in Junior just not his fault he cant play
Warnock, Ill give him a tick but taken 8 years to get on the park
Robinson. Close your Eyes as every kick will just come straight back
Yarren Our Most Skill full player, just dont know if he wants to be at Carlton at times
McClean. You need 5 days to read what id say about him, To Slow, Cant kick, handballs to opponent Should of won Irish Brownlow last 3 years running
Docherty Waiting to see as Wraps are Huge
Cripps, Prommising looking type Let him loose its time to play the Kids
Rowe, Not in my top 30
Hemay Never seen
Giles Never seen
Holman Never seen
Bootsma Whipping boy, just play him every game so kid can learn, for as skinny as he is does have a crack, is asked to perorm big man roles. Play him every game see how is
Henderson Our Best Player and Can build around him but he is not a Key Forward, would be a great 2nd Tall
Mccinnes Not sure yet needs to play every week
Armfeild, to many players like him. Like the ball on outside kicking lets him down
Waite Best Marker, kicking and Injuries have let him down. Needs to break out and kick a Bag
Graham looked a Flassy type.
Everitt cant judge yet, looks a bit slow to react bit like Bowyer a couple of years ago
Curnow Shocking kick
Gartlett Better than Betts, goes missing but a needed player
Thomas What i seen against Rich he is getting warm, just hope he can stand up, Might be captain next year
Jamison Great Backman is a worry when has the ball kicking under pressure, but what he stops in Goals makes up for it, never gets beat
Cashbolt again looks like Tarzan kicks like Jane, he is still working out that he has a Machine like body but brain of a kid
Tuohy, Really like him, Hard Fukcing nut case, big accurate kick. One of my Fav players
White will geat beat nearly every week
Carazzo, gone
Ellard 2nd rate player who does have a Crack and Tackles
Scotland been great for us but time is at the end, hopefully gets back on the park
Wood back up for VFL only
Cachia Nup

Just play the kids see whos up to it
Need a Huge cleanout

BTW this is only quick review wait till rd 12

Don't know whether to do either they're that bad

Big game next week against Melbourne. They'll have to lock the gates...to keep the few that go IN !!

For christ sake Mick time to start playing some of the kids rather than this bunch of massively over rated prima donna's.

Does anybody have links to get my last 4 year reviews up?

not saying play them all at once lloydy but Cripps must come into the side and so should casboult for that matter

And right now a feted football coach probably knows how they feel. The following is what Mick Malthouse told Carlton supporters less than 14 months ago in a program for the Blues' second intra-club practice match under his command:
"'I want a healthy side, a good game plan and an attitude of 'we are hungry enough'. Take those ingredients, along with the stars and planets aligning, and we may very well have the makings of a premiership side."
Yep, that's the Blues he's talking about. The same side which now sits 15th 0-3 and on Sunday night at the MCG was humiliated to the tune of 81 points against a bitter rival, looking barely competitive from the first moments.
To put it in context, that's Carlton's worst losing margin for nearly seven years. It's been 142 games since the Blues were beaten by more – round 21 2007 against North Melbourne – to be precise, just weeks after they'd dispensed with their last so-called coaching saviour Denis Pagan.
This latest search for a coaching messiah hasn't yet reached the depths the Blues did in the early to mid-2000s, but it sure isn't going to plan. So much so that even a coach as confident in his methods as Malthouse continues to be taken aback by how things are working out.
Certainly, the extent to which he has changed his tune since those comments about potential flags has been remarkable.
Malthouse recently met the Carlton board and reportedly told them the list wasn't nearly good enough, that a top-four team needed eight A-grade players, but the Blues had five (not including Chris Judd, who he felt was too near the end to factor into a discussion about the longer-term future) and few B-graders capable of making the jump to the next bracket.
To be brutally frank, can Carlton even claim to have five A-graders right now? Skipper Marc Murphy at his best, sure; but then who? Even Lachie Henderson, as valuable as he's been at either end of the ground, hasn't yet earned an All-Australian nomination.
The gameplan is a big issue. It's stodgy, the Blues having seemingly forsaken much of their flair for what was supposed to be more dependability. Change it? Well, Malthouse says he already has. Midway through last season, in fact.
After another big win in round 10 of 2013 against GWS, Carlton's sixth from seven games, Malthouse said: "We've started to cut off bits and pieces that I had, and cut off bits and pieces that I perhaps didn't like ... and what's happened is that we've got a game structure that [now] meets the criteria. And as long as we don't stray from it now we can be a good football side."
It goes without saying if the Blues have strayed from it, the message isn't getting through.
But if they haven't? Well, since that moment, Carlton has won just six of 17 games, a strike rate of 35 per cent.
We continue to ask: has Carlton improved under Malthouse? And few now could realistically argue that the answer is yes. Certainly not in the most tangible ways.
Under Brett Ratten in 2012, Carlton scored an average 94.5 points a game. Under Malthouse last year, that went up by just two points, and after three games this season the average is 76.6. But was defence supposed to be the biggest improvement? The figures there are even starker.
In 2012 under Ratten, the Blues conceded 87.5 points a game. Last year, that crept up to 90.5 a game. And right now, after Sunday night's belting, they're conceding 118.7, the second-worst defensive record in the competition.
Carlton's free kick into last year's finals then its stunning elimination final win over Richmond has proved a potentially damaging mirage. This list patently isn't good enough.
But if Malthouse is now committed to rebuilding, why haven't the younger players on the list been played more?
Dylan Buckley, Troy Menzel, Nick Graham have all shown plenty of ability. Buckley is now in his third season with the Blues, and the other two their second. But all up the trio has played just 15 games.
You can't continue to talk about talent coming through without being prepared to actually have it out on the park and see what difference it makes. Carlton has been doing that for some time now, even before Malthouse's arrival. And that's another area in which little seems to have changed since.
Mixed messages have been the recurring theme over the past 18 months: in recruiting, at selection, and in the brand of football the Blues have been playing. Does Carlton itself even know just where it is at?
Sunday night's belting may have helped provide an answer. But it leads to an even more problematic question. Is the coach Carlton picked to take it the next step up the ladder still the same man it wants to oversee another climb from closer to the bottom? Because that, clearly, isn't the job Malthouse was hired to do.

The Pagan years have left them very frightened to bottom out again so keep topping up with older players ie Thomas. They're just treading water year after year and big decisions have to be made ! Clean out most of them. Leaders don't have any presence, they're just brushed aside. Got to accept they're no good and address it.

Carlton have been left with no choice but to omit Jarryd Waite after he failed to recieve a suspenion three weeks in a row.
Garlett dropped as well..escapegoats IMO