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and I cant belief he once wrote for my bible - the sportsman
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HA HA HA, this is so funny I am in stitches.
Developed about 15 charcters today and their part in the movie. Got the boy meets girl going Got the bad guys going Done where all the sponsors advertising bill boards will be for revenue Drafted where to get funds from grants and investors. Listed the sound-track songs and placed them in the scenes of the film as the movie goes trhough to exciting climaxs. Written major funny jokes and scenes, all new material of course, HA HA HA this is so funny! Did second last scene Did brilliant final scene at the end of the film. Cool, this is easy and not bad in 5 hours and a bloke with a broken back! The Esoteric Funny Ninja! |
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The Professor would be mighty proud Jimbo
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Got the boy meets girl going
Got the bad guys going Done where all the sponsors advertising bill boards will be for revenue Drafted where to get funds from grants and investors. Listed the sound-track songs and placed them in the scenes of the film as the movie goes trhough to exciting climaxs. girls ... boys .. climaxes ! can you get this one past the censors Jim ? |
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HA HA HA HA! THIS IS KILLING ME!
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Easy, so we have a comedian in the mix!
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A horse called Jarvis was rode dead as a maggot in the last race just ran at Cranbourne, nice type and fit so black book next start.
Had him last, reefing and pulling and insted of going to the outside on the home straight, ran into dead ends and stopped riding him. Very suspect ride to me, nice horse Jarvis guys and gals. Woofy |
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So Jim, it's a cross between Clockwork Orange, National Velvet, Pink Flloyd's The Wall and Shrek?
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Sounds good to me.
Right, right, what do we have here? A bit of the old in out, in out brothers Do come join me in this moment of pleasure! |
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Ha Ha, you're a funny man!
Obviously a Flying High, Naked Gun big fan! The Esoteric, ("like really really quick Vivian"), Script Writer. |
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Hour 12 now and onto page 25 of my very funny movie!
Only about 75 more page to go and should have my Ccademy award winner done by next weekend it depends on what good music is on the radio! Expect world-wide release in about 4 weeks, at a picture theatre near you! Wahoo! |
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Do you have an FM radio, Jim?
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Waller is no god, I can beat him!
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How to beat Chris Waller by the Exoteric trainer coming soon.
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I am writing the comedy movie script for only 1 reason, to have funds to do my FREE scanning of horse fitness software
so you punters can keep winning. James |
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My God!
I have done some editing and have gone from 27 pages back to 26. I may be getting writers block, help! The Esoteric Writer. |
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You've lost your confidence, Jim.
Get the blood pumping again. Put up a master-class set at Y Valley on here today.  27 pages back to 26. There's 160 "pages" on a roll, Jim. You're still miles away from the cardboard.  Thank me later.  |
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Have a serious look at Woollong in the last, if fit and money comes from the Corsens camp can win.
Had in black book for many months now. If not today, soon. Back in the throw of things and on all cylinders again, back arvo and may spot a few horses, not sure. I may need a writers drink by then? Woofy |
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Medication and alcohol....always a solid plan.
Have a serious look at Woollong in the last, if fit and money comes from the Corsens camp can win How will we know how fit it is if you're too lazy to post? You're a shadow of your former self, Jim.  |
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Gees this writing business is hard work , I may get desperate and use double spaces to fill the 100 pages?
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just copy and paste from your website or vice versa
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............ and how do i know if it is "corstens camp" money please james ????
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IN THE PAST
 ....check the banknotes for traces of.... ummmmm... you know |
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here we go, Jim......drumroll......................
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I had them 1 3 2, won't dare even try to assess Jims horse.
Cmon, Jim!! Had an interest on the first two. gl |
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umm - only 95% - hyperbolics look down - what you think Lonny?
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Money for R8 No8
With Oison Welles on board. |
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lol tins.... james links in with customs to provide the "corstens camp" powder detection machine with all powder apps, slightly used from tullamarine...... pay for with jsut 9.68975% of the profit from your first winning bet.
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cool god for an interest
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Sorry about the order there, fans
A Mallyon just a rider, Mope |
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the LER (lets elope report) coming from the LER app shortly
...... if you haven't got it yet, don't delay... only 6.2341% of the profit from your first winner. comes complete with a steak knife and horse residual scoop. |
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Darren Weir is riding on a high and winning plenty of races, but why?
Seems a nice bloke and has good set up and has always won country training premierships for as long as I can remember. But why now the sudden rise to fame in the City? Two reason why. Firstly he has never been a 100% fitness trainer but has lifted his average higher and his horse are now running on 97% - 98% fit more offten, resulting in many more wins. Secondly, the other top trainers have really dropped their bundle the last 24 months and just seem to be going through the motions of not bother to put in the hard yards to peak in super fitness, and this all means easy pickings for Weir and Waller. Melbourne trainers, it is time to pull your finger out or you will be washed aside by some very keen trainers arounds. Though most probably wont worry them as they are already set up for life and why should I bust my butt for owners and more! Where the days when Freedman and Hayes were the first to 100 wins a season. The quality of the senior training ranks is disappearing fast and that is bad news for owners when the trainer is riding on previous reputations, owners are getting ripped off. Cheers James The movie script writer. I finished my first comedy movies script of 110 pages in 15 days and with so many jokes and scenes still going, will start on the sequal this week. First script should take about 2 weeks to edit. Looking back from 1987 - 2012 to work out a percentage of fitness in a horse, that is 25 years, yet can write a funny movies scipt in a fortnight. May been in the wrong game, or racing is just so hard? Been pleny of talk about Bart and James Cummings and suppose time will tell if James is any good, but Bart is gone now as a stabel trainer, but may still have just a little bit left for a Group 1 youngster if he can find them. Peter Snowden on his own will be huge. John Oshea to me is not up to it, but they say may have up to 400 horses to train, surely that cannot be right, but if it is, requires a super human to do this and that is what Snowden did for Hawkes and himself for decades. Collingwood won the 2014 grand final, that is great and beat Melbourne by 28.8 points. Google Glass still on the go. I am still amazed at the script writing I have done, experts say "suppose" to be hard yakka as they say it takes 1-2 years to write a good comedy, come so easy for me. Maybe the proffessor wrote that also! I am banking on Australia winning the ashes here this year, 3-2 No, racing is a very tuff gig. Cheers The Esoteric James |
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Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
Your cred, even for light entertainment, has dissipated  Show some finely honed skills on the race-day threads, Jim. You know it makes sense. |
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I've noticed the subject range expanding too.
Focus please Jim. |
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it gets really boring, i agree.
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