Roy's Sunday Night Jukebox ...

... well it appears that Roy's microphone isn't working at the moment ... perhaps Joel you'd like to select a song to kick us off tonite while we're waiting for Roy to get his fkn act into gear ???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DT1-0ujr5I

Apologies TQ

WHEN I WAS A SPERM I HAD ALOT TO LEARN
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn but the one thing I knew was I could not remain
In my environment, the predicament hectic, I had to get out quick through my daddy
You know the term, but do I have to say it, time to get out 'cause he's about to spray it
I had to swim through the gym and the pool is crowded but I wouldn't stop, you think I did
About a million and one other brothers were pursuing me as I swam for the ovaries
I got to find one, got to get with one, just like my dad did before he called me kid
One time resident of the prostate, now I make my home the placenta
Down the road I will wear my Adidas, but for now call me foetus

When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm I had a lot to learn
When I was a sperm I had a lot to learn, I had a lot to learn, when I was a sperm

Oh when I was a sperm I had this crazy dilemma, I had to reach my mother, I had to get up in her
Though I'm not talkin' about incest or sex 'cause when I think I might do, kill much respect
To my moms and my pops, my brothers and my sisters too, you on the scene
But you don't know what to do, as your numbers increase do you keep the peace
Or fight with the beast that you never think about, because he's one of you
So what you gonna do, I think it's time, clean your mind, get off your behind
And make a man of you, and I'm a tell you true, you need your woman and your naked
And your whole damn crew, one time resident of the project, now I make my home on the planet
Earth belongs to contin

I thought it was very rude Spoon.

different flavour again...........


Plan B........ She said

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQjh9H-ymK4

or

Horrorshow............. The rain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN6GTxPBZmU





A man who looked exactly like an older version of me

So I moved through the hustle and the bustle of the day to day

until me and this man stood face to face

We locked eyes and for a moment time moved in slow motion

as the crowd around continued on their paper chase

I stood frozen in disbelief and opened my mouth to speak

But to my surprise the words wouldn't come

And then he looks into a clear blue sky up above

and say "it's gonna rain", and then it does

And as the rain came down like missiles from the sky

set on a collision course from the heavens to the ground

He's just standing in the middle of it all

Unconcerned by the panic and the people running round

So I stepped to this man with my hand outstretched

Just to offer him some help to get the storm up off his head

He took my hand down and we stood getting drenched

He looked me in the eyes with a smile, this is what he said

Hush child, from the joy to the pain
It'll all wash away in the rain
Hush child, from the joy to the pain
It'll all wash away in the rain
So play this song on the days when the rain keeps on
and you wait and you pray it'll stop
And if you stuck in a storm, then spare a second for the thought
that we all at the mercy of the gods
So instead of looking for somewhere to place the blame
Accept it as a part of that big lazy eight
Go outside and stand under the clouds
and embrace it as the rain keeps plummeting down


COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Old Top of the Pops clips on 810 atm.Funny stuff!

Well, this could be my last throw at the stumps, audience engagement level ...........0.005

Machine Gun Fellatio...............Isaac or Fuzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rS8Pm15E0A

Gotye...........Somebody that I used to know ( slow start give it a chance)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY


and if this doesn't raise a whimper ................


The Pigs ........... All The Single Ladies


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf4__-xWq8w

I've got some time now Loony Spoony I'll give your CHOONS a go.Except Amy Winehouse I can't stand her.

Loony Spoony CHOONY!!

SEEKER LOVER KEEPER - EVEN THOUGH I'M A WOMAN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LKBT7Zx0kA
lyrics too you can even sing along to this one


OWL EYES _ RAIDERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8H7sZdiAy8

BUSBY MAROU - BIDING MY TIME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHHyKw-r8cs


FOSTER THE PEOPLE - CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJ5p458DoY

Spoon has 'mellowed'! LOL! Imagine pre mellow days??!!??

lol Bully, you know it

one I like... Low Rider ... Cheech and Chong Soundtrack... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O5Q9tYJaHs

one for nostalgia.. Human League.. Dreams T T A M OF......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1SS7owyLbw

And a couple for "viewing pleasure"

Eric Prydz.... Call on me...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks&NR=1

Fedde Le Grand...P Y H U F Detroit...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYs2HHYqmxw&feature=related

Benny Benassi ...Satisfaction...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA&feature=relmfu

Something ancient....

Peter Frampton... Show Me The Way.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al9WmowJ3bQ&feature=fvsr


Something new...

Mr. Little Jeans - The Suburbs with Alessandra Ambrosio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFKYHVfD2Zw&feature=related


Something different

Richard Cheese......... Baby Got Back   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB8q_a2ASCM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB8q_a2ASCM&feature=BFa&list=AVGxdCwVVULXdCkpfb-43egeGMl9AtXOlZ&index=10

and something for the opera buffs ( it's one minute in )

Puccini.... bring a tear to a dead dogs eye

LOL--Spoon.....

Forgot the link!

DOH !!

and something for the opera buffs ( it's one minute in  )

Puccini.... bring a tear to a dead dogs eye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-54Yh-kOvqY

GRINNERS BABY !!!!

sickfest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0BADx_-WwQ

Here's a better version ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsKlZaYNnM&feature=related

And I'll let you all into a secret ... DA is the lead singer

Did you look more like one of the Electric Pandas ... Big Girls ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-cMMPY20yE