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baracouda30
04 Apr 11 19:36
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...from the once-a-year punters.

What does "Each Way" mean? (2/7)
What does "take the price" mean? (4/6)
Which one is that Booby Walsh on? (2/1)
I just want a pound on the favourite. (9/4)
I like the colours/name/number, I'll have 10p each way.(3/1)
Is Red Rum not running this year? (4/1)
I only bet on the National and The Derby. (4/1)
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Report InIstanbulWeWonIt5Times April 4, 2011 7:46 PM BST
if it jumps it wins (2/1)
how many times do they go round? (1/5)
which one is McCoy riding (3/1)
Report sixtwosix April 4, 2011 7:50 PM BST
'get out of my feckin way' ... a regular punter sick of the once a year merchants.

'Is Frankie Dettori not in it'

'£2 pound e/w , that's 4 pounds please , not two pounds' ..... exasperated staff.
Report manyana April 4, 2011 7:51 PM BST
'and can i pay tax upfront - cos its gonna win'
Report manyana April 4, 2011 7:53 PM BST
can i do a £10 tricast on these birthday numbers please'...30 mins later..thats 18,000 youve won there mate...cant believe it only bet once a year
Report Trouble In Running April 4, 2011 8:18 PM BST
Can you tell me which ones are the grey horses?
Report evra April 4, 2011 8:24 PM BST
ill have 2 bob each way on that one because its named after me cat
Report Zsa_Zsa_Gabors_Leg April 4, 2011 8:29 PM BST
I like it when they start queing at the 'payout desk' from 4.15pm(sign says 5pm onwards) and they only have 36.50 to collect

LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report FOYLESWAR April 4, 2011 8:51 PM BST
my horse fell do i get my money back
Report wellchief April 4, 2011 9:02 PM BST
£2 each way on Thanks Big Fella.

I'd rather lose my money than back Ferguson's horse!!
Report FOYLESWAR April 4, 2011 9:03 PM BST
i am putting these on for the girls at the bingo hall ....about 80 betting slips and all 10p each way and you are standing behind her in the kew .
Report Graeme83 April 4, 2011 9:11 PM BST
Why are you phoning management to ask them if i can have £5 e/w on the favourite ?
Report evra April 4, 2011 9:23 PM BST
LaughLaugh^^graeme
Report sixtwosix April 4, 2011 9:29 PM BST
'Bob , he says do I want the SP , well I don't know ,do I , what is it' Mrs Bob on her mobile to Mr Bob .
Report Paddy Hair April 5, 2011 1:51 AM BST
Excuse me love . can i get this dog bet on.
Report Baggers April 5, 2011 2:19 AM BST
I want to back that lady jockey RUBY WALSH
Report baracouda30 April 5, 2011 8:33 AM BST
"See you again next year when you will be asking all the same questions as you did today"
Report ashleigh April 5, 2011 8:42 AM BST
putting the bet on with the big 3, horse finishes 5th and asking for the winnings
Report Cobblaz April 5, 2011 8:48 AM BST
"You see, I told you it's fixed." Oh, sorry, did you say the once-a-year punters?
Report maggot April 5, 2011 9:45 AM BST
Cod n chips please
Report DIFERENT GRAVY 12 April 5, 2011 9:53 AM BST
''Can you smell piss''
Report rogerthebutler April 5, 2011 10:10 AM BST
"I've emptied me piggy bank...5p...7p...17p....ooh look, it's a florin....67p....s that a 10p? My mistake, it's a rouble...."
Report maggot April 5, 2011 10:11 AM BST
" Yes, as long as you're over twelve years of age, then feel free to stick £200 in our roulette machine."
Report evra April 5, 2011 11:01 AM BST
"excuse me,do you get your money back for finishing 13th?"
Report creatureinthesky April 5, 2011 12:41 PM BST
Mine's still winning even though the jockey fell off !
Report db1974 April 5, 2011 1:25 PM BST
"look at all these sad bastards spending every day in here, smelling of piss and stale cigarettes"
Report liam the lips April 5, 2011 1:44 PM BST
Can u write it out for me please ?

Do u know where the grand national is please ?

The last time i was in here Donny Osmond was top of the pops !

I only bet on the flat, thanks anyway [:x]
Report Do wah Diddy April 5, 2011 1:53 PM BST
SOME OF THESE  COME IN HERE EVERY DAY

I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEIR MONEY FROM
Report Do wah Diddy April 5, 2011 1:56 PM BST
I DONT KNOW WHAT THESE LOT SEE IN THESE PLACES,I ONLY HAVE A BET ON THE GRAND NATIONAL
Report The Unforgiven April 5, 2011 1:57 PM BST
Excuse me miss but can someone remove that 11 inch Thora from the urinal please !
Report Do wah Diddy April 5, 2011 1:59 PM BST
I DIDNT KNOW THESE PLACES WERE SO COMFORTABLE,IF THEY GET SOME BEDS AND START PROVIDING MEALS I WOULD NEVER SEE MY HUSBAND
Report Do wah Diddy April 5, 2011 2:04 PM BST
THEVE GOT ALL THEM T V SCREENS AND NOT ONE IS SHOWING THE NEWS
Report Shrewd_dude April 5, 2011 4:16 PM BST
"Quick, get your bet on Mary. It's about to start!" (Said when they start entering the stalls for the 4.08 at Portman Park)
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