Grand National
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...from the once-a-year punters.
What does "Each Way" mean? (2/7)
What does "take the price" mean? (4/6)
Which one is that Booby Walsh on? (2/1)
I just want a pound on the favourite. (9/4)
I like the colours/name/number, I'll have 10p each way.(3/1)
Is Red Rum not running this year? (4/1)
I only bet on the National and The Derby. (4/1)
What does "Each Way" mean? (2/7)
What does "take the price" mean? (4/6)
Which one is that Booby Walsh on? (2/1)
I just want a pound on the favourite. (9/4)
I like the colours/name/number, I'll have 10p each way.(3/1)
Is Red Rum not running this year? (4/1)
I only bet on the National and The Derby. (4/1)
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if it jumps it wins (2/1)
how many times do they go round? (1/5) which one is McCoy riding (3/1) |
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'get out of my feckin way' ... a regular punter sick of the once a year merchants.
'Is Frankie Dettori not in it' '£2 pound e/w , that's 4 pounds please , not two pounds' ..... exasperated staff. |
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'and can i pay tax upfront - cos its gonna win'
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can i do a £10 tricast on these birthday numbers please'...30 mins later..thats 18,000 youve won there mate...cant believe it only bet once a year
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Can you tell me which ones are the grey horses?
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ill have 2 bob each way on that one because its named after me cat
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I like it when they start queing at the 'payout desk' from 4.15pm(sign says 5pm onwards) and they only have 36.50 to collect
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my horse fell do i get my money back
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£2 each way on Thanks Big Fella.
I'd rather lose my money than back Ferguson's horse!! |
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i am putting these on for the girls at the bingo hall ....about 80 betting slips and all 10p each way and you are standing behind her in the kew .
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Why are you phoning management to ask them if i can have £5 e/w on the favourite ?
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^^graeme |
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'Bob , he says do I want the SP , well I don't know ,do I , what is it' Mrs Bob on her mobile to Mr Bob .
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Excuse me love . can i get this dog bet on.
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I want to back that lady jockey RUBY WALSH
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"See you again next year when you will be asking all the same questions as you did today"
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putting the bet on with the big 3, horse finishes 5th and asking for the winnings
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"You see, I told you it's fixed." Oh, sorry, did you say the once-a-year punters?
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Cod n chips please
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''Can you smell piss''
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"I've emptied me piggy bank...5p...7p...17p....ooh look, it's a florin....67p....s that a 10p? My mistake, it's a rouble...."
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" Yes, as long as you're over twelve years of age, then feel free to stick £200 in our roulette machine."
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"excuse me,do you get your money back for finishing 13th?"
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Mine's still winning even though the jockey fell off !
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"look at all these sad bastards spending every day in here, smelling of piss and stale cigarettes"
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Can u write it out for me please ?
Do u know where the grand national is please ? The last time i was in here Donny Osmond was top of the pops ! I only bet on the flat, thanks anyway [:x] |
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SOME OF THESE COME IN HERE EVERY DAY
I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY GET THEIR MONEY FROM |
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I DONT KNOW WHAT THESE LOT SEE IN THESE PLACES,I ONLY HAVE A BET ON THE GRAND NATIONAL
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Excuse me miss but can someone remove that 11 inch Thora from the urinal please !
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I DIDNT KNOW THESE PLACES WERE SO COMFORTABLE,IF THEY GET SOME BEDS AND START PROVIDING MEALS I WOULD NEVER SEE MY HUSBAND
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THEVE GOT ALL THEM T V SCREENS AND NOT ONE IS SHOWING THE NEWS
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"Quick, get your bet on Mary. It's about to start!" (Said when they start entering the stalls for the 4.08 at Portman Park)
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