Nearly there, Toff, my darling; Friday IAC

Jamie and Amir two of the most unlikable  runners ever to enter the jungle.

target jamie tonight first thoughts

I agree with the thread title, Toff wins by a country mile, only meager winnings for myself, by the time I realised she was the one she was a short price

iain wins imo

Iain will be 2nd or 3rd, no chance of winning imo, he might be a fancy price but even as a final two or three in the camp he will be a bigger price than now

Winner`s speech!

Boring trial

I've paused It's A Wonderful Life to watch this tosh

mach missing George Bailey

AWWWWW was you missing George Bailey

FFS

army; I`ve been am Iain cheerleader from forever, but the storyline that has got him to where he is now is walking out the door with Dennis last night, and one of the other two jerks leaving tonight. There`ll be no more bullying, so I think he`s destined for a most honourable second; he can go through life knowing he saw off the bullies, and that there isn`t a person living on this planet who could have beaten Toff.

Bored

FWIW, I've laid a bit of my green on Toff, think she will win all day long but I've got too much dough riding on her to wake up and see the entertainment news stating 'Toff airlifted out of jungle having been bitten by: spider, snake, scorpion etc etc.'

Toff will reach 1.05 by Sunday imo

What grit! What determination! What a gal!

Stop shouting 'Come on!'

Toxic? Waste? are they telling Jamie something?

nobody's changed my mind, iain still wins

Put, money, where, mouth, is Army.

Tell him to feck himself army

Think it's hibernation time for you, you're like a bear with a sore head

TMS should be in the jungle with the other bullies

Jamie`s arrogance worsens with every passing day, so convinced is he that he is quipping his way to the win. Hugely unpleasant sort.

Iain and Fizz not shown too much tonight; would hate to see either go, but have them both green.

i better not bear, he might enjoy it

I'm persona non grata here, but had no chance against the clique

Bear = Amir
Hemsby = Jamie
Army aka Scaramanga = Dennis

i found posters with all capitals as a username are generally bellends

don`t leave us, TMS; no clique, we`ve ALL had disagreements with army, most of us many times!

JOT is forgiven coz he's got a free bus pass

Although I do think TMS has two out of his three spot on! I`ll leave it to regular readers to figure out which...

im saddened tim you think hemsby is like jamie

Anyway, TMS, there are so few of us,on here that once you have posted once, you ARE the clique!

I`m not revealing which he`s got wrong, army; don`t want any phucking clique turning on me!

Phuck it; if we`re assigning celebs to forumites, I`m bagsying Toff.

Phew

yesssssssssssss

Poor mach

Jamie doing all 4 stars on Celebrity Cyclone.

Jamie SEETHING that he`s B2!!! YAAAAAAY, you bast@rd!!!

I wouldn't trust Amir an inch

This muppet clearly read, and followed, the Joey Essex `How to win IAC` method. His reading skills meant he couldn`t read it past the pictures, so still thinks Essex won.

Oi! Swash! You`re a licky lick bast@rd! Ask him the right questions, ffs!

Oi! Panel! Iain ain`t the outsider any more; the girls have been on his side for days, meaning right has prevailed, the bully`s become the unloved outsider, the persona non grata (Copyright; TMS) Oh my, what joy if he`s next out, him and his cronies shot down by Iain, one by one; Bang. Bang bang, Bang bang bang

Tim = Iain

Well one is obvious Amir = Bear cause Amir is the thick one

Thought you might be claiming the Iain persona non grata role? If I can`t be Toff, the socially inept old weakling Iain is about the closest one to me, though, so I`ll take that.

TBT you seem like a cool person, that's what I based it on, no more no less. How's your book looking re: I.A.C.G.M.O.O.H ? If Toff wins and Iain gets top man it's gonna be a good chrimbo in the TMS household, I've got a 10 year old daughter so it will come in handy bud

THEMONEYSHOT 08 Dec 17 22:05 
Bear = Amir
Hemsby = Jamie
Army aka Scaramanga = Dennis

THEMONEYSHOT 08 Dec 17 23:21 
TBT you seem like a cool person,

I think I love you! Oi! The Clique! Are you reading this???

Had never heard of Toff, but started the second night`s thread extolling her delights, and was laying the field the second I heard Lee was an AO; they`ve been my only two series-long greens, but have added Jennie to them over the last week or so. As such, got probably my best ever IAC book, but there`s still two days left for me to phuck things up! I`d say your daughter`s Christmas is looking good.

Bit of a latecomer on both fronts to be fair, got quite a wedge on Toff at just below evens and went in again on the exchange @ 1.51. Eventually saw the wood for the trees' re: Iain(Thanks Mr lower capitals army) having stuck a decent amount on Amir and starting getting on what I could via my online bookie accounts as no liquidity on the exchange @ 3-1 to 4/6. Went down my local Coral Thursday and they had to phone up to get authorisation when I asked to stick on 300 @ 4/6 which after 10 mins they agreed . However Iain has not brought home the bacon, yet. Like I said earlier laid Toff for a few quid so okay on that front.

As a side note I notice no disagreement on my Amir = bear observation (cause he's thick), your silence is very telling, very telling my cool friend

Time for Paddy Power to get some publicity and pay out early.  As one sided a contest as we've had for years.

Phuck me, TMS, you`ll be getting me in right trouble with the clique!

Have to be fair about this, and say that bear`s actually a very decent sort, who is occasionally misunderstood. (Aren`t we all?)  In fact, (don`t know if you know?) bear was this forum`s `Forumite Of The Year` last year! While I did laugh at your three comparisons, if you stick around you`ll find that all three of them are top-notch posters, oodles of insight and knowledge, freely shared.  Don`t be put off, as this is, without doubt, the most friendly and helpful little corner of bf.

Gino's 83.42% record.  Is it going to be broken?

definitely under threat imo

A far more deserving winner than rat-killer Gino, (to me, she`s probably the most deserving winner of ANY RTV series in my 13 years at this malarkey) but 83% was quite a score.

Gary Busey the best ever surely ;)

"I'm the Brad Pitt of the dance world".

Gary Busey: "Who told you that?" [the most concise, astute putdown I've ever seen on a Reality TV Show- from the sharp old film Legend ]

Great as Toff is [she is the perfect candidate for IAC and the voters], personally I find she only has one side to her- a too perfect Disney-like character (saying that she's a much better winner & role model than than gurner from Geordie Shore, personally I prefer Scarlett from last year- a more real and down to earth girl- think she would get an ever better score than Toff against the field).

* this field

Toff's had a fair bit of luck bagging the best three trials, the eating banquet, the drinking challenge and the snakes.  Of the three, Vicky, Toff and Scarlett, Scarlett is my least favourite.  She is the most down to earth, but she's the least interesting.

She's a brilliant campmate

Be interesting to see how she'd fare in an Allstars shoot out though

If you had to cramp her form she really has beaten an incredibly poor field

TBF  you would definitely have her with a big timeform P if you were trying to rate her form because she does appear
to have the complete RTV package

The one i would put up against her would be Stacey Solomon ....she easily  put away a very good runner up in Shaun Ryder ,had a bigger
profile than Toff before the show and has probably more in common with the core IAC voters

Stacey and Scarlett would both be more popular than Toff, particularly in the north in my view. Toff is more like an affected character, whereas the other two are totally genuine. This has been the worst field ever and the most boring series.

Jamie missed a trick in that trial, didn't he? If he'd held his nose and dunked himself under the gunk they would probably have gotten the fifth star.