PREMIER DIVISION FINAL TABLE MAY 2024

Roll of honour:

Date	Name	Total
May-24	sing when ur winning	£22.58
Apr-24	khyber kim	£21.48
Mar-24	onthehoy	£11.57
Feb-24	nawshan	£12.18
Jan-24	youresomean	£16.95
Dec-23	ISAAC2000	£30.29
Nov-23	tangerine	£16.30
Oct-23	I am the one and only223	£45.02
Sep-23	ISAAC2000	£19.33
Aug-23	bluenose7	£21.50
Jul-23	khyber kim	£20.95
Jun-23	Shanelee1966	£21.00
May-23	imlac	£27.00
Apr-23	little.bobby	£26.73
Mar-23	NonVintage	£25.00
Feb-23	Draw1	£21.17
Jan-23	Optimize	£31.09
Dec-22	Nijinsky	£21.10
Nov-22	SilverBuck1	£16.31
Oct-22	onthehoy	£16.88
Sep-22	tangerine	£32.87
Aug-22	top2rated	£17.00
Jul-22	SkyAtlantic	£15.53
Jun-22	smirnoff2therescue	£16.49
May-22	acey deucy	£22.77
Apr-22	BinocularsNotNeeded	£17.72
Mar-22	Andrew.in.Sweden	£10.08
Feb-22	Sir Rembrandt	£35.65
Jan-22	BinocularsNotNeeded	£12.43
Dec-21	Cloughie1	£37.91
Nov-21	DubaiPrince	£16.70
Oct-21	custardcream64	£25.75
Sep-21	SkyAtlantic	£14.60
Aug-21	Draw1	£23.02
Jul-21	Cloughie1	£14.73
Jun-21	SkyAtlantic	£14.83
May-21	SilverBuck1	£97.49
Apr-21	BinocularsNotNeeded	£8.74
Mar-21	Wonder Boy	£25.62
Feb-21	shearer2therestcue	£12.24
Jan-21	The Sawyer	£43.12
Dec-20	khyber kim	£15.42
Nov-20	SkyAtlantic	£26.21
Oct-20	swift-tuttle	£20.69
Sep-20	Wonder Boy	£42.50
Aug-20	imlac	£29.84
Jul-20	Cloughie1	£21.03
Jun-20	Kenny Tw@t	£12.62
Feb-20	SkyAtlantic	£14.25
Jan-20	qqking.	£15.76
Dec-19	top2rated	£15.00
Nov-19	top2rated	£36.00
Oct-19	Kenny Tw@t	£31.39
Sep-19	Winkaw	£14.27
Aug-19	BinocularsNotNeeded	£10.50
Jul-19	DubaiPrince	£7.27
Jun-19	mini me	£27.81
May-19	Totally Made Up	£9.98
Apr-19	BinocularsNotNeeded	£17.86
Mar-19	look - it's snowing	£15.83
Feb-19	Hilly	£11.46
Jan-19	caulkhead	£14.25
Dec-18	pumphol.	£14.30
Nov-18	ad hoc shouldve won a national	£15.61
Oct-18	pumphol.	£22.66
Sep-18	motseel	£13.60
Aug-18	BinocularsNotNeeded	£15.17
Jul-18	healing hands	£28.48
Jun-18	SilverBuck1	£15.96
May-18	The Sawyer	£14.33
Apr-18	The Sawyer	£35.50
Mar-18	grey shark	£25.38
Feb-18	pumphol.	£23.20
Jan-18	Moose	£14.20
Dec-17	SkintofGreatYarmouth	£12.00
Nov-17	Briansbluebicycle	£12.83
Oct-17	DubaiPrince	£15.85
Sep-17	smirnoff2therescue	£10.90
Aug-17	DubaiPrince	£25.77
Jul-17	SkyAtlantic	£10.77
Jun-17	mini me	£10.84
May-17	SilverBuck1	£12.45
Apr-17	grey shark	£38.77
Mar-17	SilverBuck1	£18.09
Feb-17	SkintofGreatYarmouth	£24.13
Jan-17	mini me	£9.20
Dec-16	polo minx	£13.34
Nov-16	Moose	£11.47
Oct-16	hong kong fooey	£36.65
Sep-16	Healing Hands	£15.20
Aug-16	hoof hearted	£16.25
Jul-16	little.bobby	£11.56
Jun-16	learning thegame	£7.95
May-16	grey shark	£21.01
Apr-16	pumphol.	£22.93
Mar-16	shearer2therestcue	£22.06
Feb-16	josh monk	£18.50
Jan-16	warrick hunt	£10.25
Dec-15	SkyAtlantic	£17.12
Nov-15	warrick hunt	£9.84
Oct-15	Red Bloom	£5.95
Sep-15	uptheboro	£16.00
Aug-15	GEORGE.B	£41.53
Jul-15	BinocularsNotNeeded	£15.86
Jun-15	WeeJimmyMcTavish	£22.12
May-15	Draw1	£20.61
Apr-15	poppydog.	£40.13
Mar-15	Ming_The_Merciless	£35.50
Feb-15	Ming_The_Merciless	£18.50
Jan-15	shanelee1966	£23.60
Dec-14	SilverBuck1	£19.85
Nov-14	travelling man	£19.75
Oct-14	LordyLordy	£19.71
Sep-14	SilverBuck1	£27.58
Aug-14	caulkhead	£31.13
Jul-14	shanelee1966	£18.76
Jun-14	Moose	£14.65
May-14	Lampus	£31.44
Apr-14	Ming_The_Merciless	£15.38
Mar-14	stealthgun	£7.57
Feb-14	china castle	£18.52
Jan-14	old applejack	£18.54
Dec-13	The Lord BUSH	£12.71
Nov-13	salmon spray	£23.47
Oct-13	deadbrain59	£21.45
Sep-13	warrick hunt	£18.99
Aug-13	I am the one & only223	£17.99
Jul-13	china castle	£10.57
Jun-13	BinocularsNotNeeded	£13.24
May-13	dogdayafternoon	£23.64
Apr-13	caulkhead	£23.50
Mar-13	china castle	£10.55
Feb-13	Healing Hands	£16.18
Jan-13	SkyAtlantic	£14.72
Dec-12	de44ek4	£29.50
Nov-12	hong kong fooey	£15.17
Oct-12	DubaiPrince	£11.69
Sep-12	hong kong fooey	£22.50
Aug-12	DubaiPrince	£24.81
Jul-12	Red Bloom	£15.16
Jun-12	little.bobby	£5.21
May-12	DubaiPrince	£23.15
Apr-12	mini me	£19.35
Mar-12	I am the one & only223	£16.90
Feb-12	Value Seeker	£21.63
Jan-12	I am the one & only223	£19.44
Dec-11	general custer	£10.33
Nov-11	hong kong fooey	£39.00
Oct-11	la mallatiere	£22.34
Sep-11	hong kong fooey	£55.33
Aug-11	shearer2therestcue	£21.23
Jul-11	Tightfisted	£23.82
Jun-11	mr d ferret	£28.99
May-11	Moose	£19.18
Apr-11	Fidway.	£16.87
Mar-11	josh monk	£35.50
Feb-11	Fidway.	£14.29
Jan-11	Grendel	£21.64
Dec-10	mini me	£16.53
Nov-10	SOULDANCER	£20.00
Oct-10	One Shot 2 Shot	£15.60
Sep-10	fruitcobbler	£21.67
Aug-10	look - it's snowing	£15.45
Jul-10	look - it's snowing	£17.19
Jun-10	Lampus	£7.17
May-10	The Lord BUSH	£21.66
Apr-10	Poppydog.	£16.05
Mar-10	bosstipper	£26.48
Feb-10	The Lord BUSH	£6.65
Jan-10	flanders	£17.71
Dec-09	FCH	£15.00
Nov-09	bosstipper	£26.48

Nicely played sing when ur winning. Very well done.

wp Sing, some great picks throughout the month.

Amestris - 7.15 Lingfield

cheers imlac

A rope walks into a bar

The bartender looks at it and immediately says, “Get out. We don’t serve ropes here.”

The rope is understandably offended and says, “What? Why??”

The bartender shakes his head. “I’m sorry, but your kind have been too much trouble in the past. One of our staff getting accidentally hanged was the last straw. It’s nothing personal, but you have to leave.”

The rope complied, but felt very upset. He went home and talked to some friend ropes who encouraged him to stand up against the discrimination. Feeling emboldened, the rope tied himself up in various ways and pulled his ends apart until they were poofy. He was nearly unrecognizable. He walked back to the bar and confidently through the door.

The bartender peered at him with narrowed eyes. “Hey,” he said suspiciously, “aren’t you a rope?”

The rope replied, “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

Thanks all. I’ve been trying a long time to win this