PREMIER DIVISION WEDNESDAY 29th MAY

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		3d231-1	khyber kim (4)	Cambria Legend  - 8.10 Ling	2nd 4/5	-1.00	£13.08
2		d1222-1	sing when ur winning (1)	Ehtiram  - 7.40 Ling	2nd 5/6	-1.00	£7.58
3		1a1d1-1	Hilly (4)	Flaming Ambition  - 7.25 Bang	2nd 11/8	-1.00	£6.82
4		11101-1	learning thegame (5)	Polam Lane  - 5.10 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	£5.82
5		1212133	happysandwich (1)	No Selection		0.00	£5.02
6		11211-1	travelling man (2)	No Selection		0.00	£4.57
7	+1	111d1-1	posy (5)	Valgrand  - 5.50 Bang	1st 1/4	0.25	£3.22
8	+1	11111-1	soldieroffortune (4)	No Selection		0.00	£2.34
9	+1	10011-0	Aquarius (2)	Ashariba  - 3.25 Leic	1st 11/8	1.38	£2.19
10	-3	3221102	Oakley (1)	Thoughtful Gift  - 6.10 Ling	2nd 2/1	-1.00	£2.03
11		11111-0	I am the one and only223 (4)	Gustavus Weston  - 7.45 Tipp	Lost	-1.00	-£0.34
12		1a102-1	look - it's snowing (3)	Soir De Garde  - 8.30 Ball	Non-runner	0.00	-£0.42
13	+7	21220-2	halcyon days (1)	Musical Mystery  - 4.15 Brig	1st 9/2	4.50	-£0.69
14		11113-1	rob22 (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.89
15	-2	0a2d3-1	Storm Alert (4)	Flaming Ambition  - 7.25 Bang	2nd 11/8	-1.00	-£2.46
16	-1	d012202	youresomean (3)	See You Tonight  - 6.40 Ling	Lost	-1.00	-£2.92
17	-1	02302-0	NEW GOLD DREAM (5)	Flaming Ambition  - 7.25 Bang	2nd 11/8	-1.00	-£2.95
18	+1	000dd-1	Andrew.in.Sweden (3)	Tequila Rose  - 3.15 Brig	1st 8/11	0.73	-£3.85
19	-1	21123-1	Celeric (5)	Valgrand  - 5.50 Bang	1st 1/4	0.25	-£4.23
20	-3	00130-3	GEORGE.B	Invincible Speed  - 6.40 Ling	2nd 2/1	-1.00	-£4.33
21	+1	1d3d1-1	Mr_Spreadsheet (4)	Tequila Rose  - 3.15 Brig	1st 8/11	0.73	-£4.90
22	-1	1d021-3	Sir Rembrandt (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£5.61
23		d031d-1	pcgoody (5)	No Selection		0.00	-£5.88
24		101d1-d	old applejack (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£6.73
25		02232-0	NonVintage (1)	Bestie  - 2.35 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	-£9.67
26▼		32n00-3	The Sawyer (4)	Hometown Boy  - 7.25 Bang	3rd 5/1	-1.00	-£10.70
27▼		02221-3	sparkygayle (4)	Enderman  - 5.10 Redcar	2nd 6/4	-1.00	-£12.00
28▼		0d2dd-0	general custer (4)	Oh What Fun  - 3.35 Redcar	Lost	-1.00	-£12.40
29▼		da13313	timberman (5)	Young Fire  - 2.00 Redcar	3rd 2/1	-1.00	-£13.17
30▼		3100230	Flemenstar	Je T'Ai Porte  - 6.30 Ball	2nd 6/1	-1.00	-£14.01

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinsky - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

Sir Rembrandt

Gaboriot - 8.50 Cartmel

Juniper - 2.58 Newton Abbot

Cheers

Eternal Spring - 6.42 Kempton

Change Sings - 7.12 Kempton
Thanks lmlac

Bear Profit - 4.03 Tipperary

cheers imlac

"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Two Auld Pals - 3.20 Hamilton

Inchiquin Maid - 6.30 Wexford

Walk Of The Roses – 2:28 Newton Abbot

Thank’s Imlac

Via Email sent  • 29/05/2024 12:09:42



Oakley
Powdering -  14.10 Beverley

Capotes Dream - 7.12 Kempton

pcgooody

Contacto - 3.50 Hamilton

thanks

Juniper - 2.58 Newton Abbot

Ledger - 5.20 Hamilton

Imperial Express - 8.12 Kempton

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Sorry wrong thread, I'm cracking up thought I hadn't made a selection

Shin Jidai - 8.12 Kempton