PREMIER DIVISION THURSDAY 17th FEBRUARY

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		133d-3d	tangerine (5)	No Selection		0.00	£13.70
2	+1	1130-11	little.bobby	Shomen Uchi  - 4.45 Here	1st 2/5	0.40	£3.92
3	-1	000100d	pumphol. (3)	Shannon Bridge  - 2.05 Weth	Lost	-1.00	£3.50
4	+1	d1d0-1d	Moose (4)	Erne River  - 1.30 Weth	1st 1/2	0.50	£3.45
5	+5	1132-31	Andrew.in.Sweden	Bellatrixsa  - 3.40 Here	1st 9/4	2.25	£2.29
6	-2	0321032	acey deucy (2)	Nickelsonthedime  - 4.10 Here	2nd 6/1	-1.00	£2.16
7	-1	1012-11	Celeric (2)	Shomen Uchi  - 4.45 Here	1st 2/5	0.40	£2.04
8	-1	1221-11	rob22 (2)	No Selection		0.00	£1.16
9	+2	1dd1-dd	I am the one and only223 (5)	Godrevy Point  - 1.55 Here	1st 2/9	0.22	£0.26
10	+2	1d21-1d	soldieroffortune (3)	Godrevy Point  - 1.55 Here	1st 2/9	0.22	-£0.57
11	-3	1221-11	Optimize (1)	Arrivederci  - 2.05 Weth	Lost	-1.00	-£0.69
12	+1	d221-dd	learning thegame (4)	Godrevy Point  - 1.55 Here	1st 2/9	0.22	-£0.75
13	-4	1121-11	SilverBuck1	Dhowin  - 3.15 Weth	Lost	-1.00	-£0.79
14	+1	1031-1d	shearer2therestcue (1)	Shomen Uchi  - 4.45 Here	1st 2/5	0.40	-£0.96
15	+1	1120-2d	DubaiPrince (1)	Godrevy Point  - 1.55 Here	1st 2/9	0.22	-£1.37
16	+1	d2d1-0d	Sir Rembrandt (4)	Shomen Uchi  - 4.45 Here	1st 2/5	0.40	-£2.19
17	-3	0230-1d	BinocularsNotNeeded (1)	Needle Lace  - 8.00 Kemp	2nd 100/30	-1.00	-£2.23
18		3221-1d	smirnoff2therescue (1)	Godrevy Point  - 1.55 Here	1st 2/9	0.22	-£2.42
19		1120-10	Cloughie1	Godrevy Point  - 1.55 Here	1st 2/9	0.22	-£2.52
20		1d21-10	Kentish Man (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.79
21	+2	d012-dd	feastorfamine (5)	Erne River  - 1.30 Weth	1st 1/2	0.50	-£4.38
22		d020-d0	Hilly (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.58
23	+4	0d33-30	youresomean (2)	Covert Mission  - 6.00 Kemp	1st 13/8	1.62	-£5.05
24	-3	3003-10	hoof hearted	May Sonic  - 7.30 Kemp	Lost	-1.00	-£5.25
25	-1	1222-d0	panglima (4)	Della Mare  - 7.00 Kemp	3rd 10/11	-1.00	-£6.65
26▼	-1	ddd3-02	posy (4)	May Sonic  - 7.30 Kemp	Lost	-1.00	-£7.17
27▼	-1	2330033	madhatter	Deep Charm  - 3.15 Weth	Lost	-1.00	-£7.55
28▼		0323-0d	Baz_Man (3)	Ocean Eyes  - 7.00 Kemp	Lost	-1.00	-£11.00
29▼		0002200	stewarts rise	In From The Cold  - 2.55 Dund	Lost	-1.00	-£15.00
30▼		2033302	kkkatt	Majestic Tejaan  - 8.30 Kemp	2nd 10/1	-1.00	-£16.00

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinski - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

Enfranchise - 8.30 Chelmsford
Thanks Imlac and sorry it's the last race of the day

Rose Milan - 3.05 Clonmel

Thanks

Barony Legends - 1.27 Fontwell

Sir Rembrandt

Love Envoi - 2.20 Sandown

ta

Highfield Princess - 6.30 Chelmsford

cheers imlac

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”

Love Envoi - 2.20 Sandown

Highfield Princess - 6.30 Chelmsford

Fox Watch   4-50 Clonmel

Via Email sent  • 17/02/2022 12:11:34

Rob22


Love Envoi-2.20 Sandown       Thanks Imlac


 

 

Barony Legends - 1.27 Fontwell

BinocularsNotNeeded

Highfield Princess - 6.30 Chelmsford

DubaiPrince

Love Envoi - 2.20 Sandown

shearer2therestcue


Love Envoi - 2.20 Sandown thanks

Trevoli - 6.00 Chelmsford

thanks

Mosstown Miller 4.50 Clonmel

Afternoon Imlac

Love Envoi - 2.20 Sandown

Thanks

tangerine

Highfield Princess - 6.30 Chelmsford

Thanks Imlac