PREMIER DIVISION FRIDAY 27th AUGUST

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		201-11d	smirnoff2therescue (1)	Hesperis  - 1.30 Ffos	1st 8/11	0.73	£13.39
2		121-111	I am the one and only223 (5)	Speak In Colours  - 5.25 Tipp	Non-runner	0.00	£10.74
3		1000301	GLASGOWCALLING	Dinoo  - 6.10 Ling	Lost	-1.00	£5.48
4		1003102	SkyAtlantic (1)	No Selection		0.00	£3.97
5	+1	0d12211	hulk23 (4)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	£3.61
6	+2	111-11d	Draw1 (5)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	£3.27
7	-2	001-010	youresomean (2)	Berkshire Phoenix  - 1.00 Ffos	Lost	-1.00	£2.58
8	-1	300-200	lmlac	Audit  - 2.40 Carl	Lost	-1.00	£1.98
9		011-121	feastorfamine (5)	Pretty Gorgeous  - 6.00 Tipp	Lost	-1.00	£1.74
10		121-112	soldieroffortune (4)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	£0.71
11		111-11d	shearer2therestcue (2)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£0.02
12		111-11d	Optimize (2)	Ring Of Beara  - 2.00 Ffos	1st 4/9	0.44	-£0.08
13		121-112	Kentish Man (3)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£0.54
14		110-2d3	Moose (4)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£0.58
15	+2	110-11d	BinocularsNotNeeded (3)	Ring Of Beara  - 2.00 Ffos	1st 4/9	0.44	-£0.59
16	-1	111-11d	SilverBuck1 (2)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£0.61
17	+1	111-11d	Cloughie1 (2)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£0.76
18	+1	121-11d	DubaiPrince (2)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£0.84
19	+3	111-113	Kenny Tw@t (5)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£1.99
20	-4	1d3-022	tangerine (5)	At A Pinch  - 4.32 Chelm	2nd 5/6	-1.00	-£2.00
21	+2	011-13d	pumphol. (3)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£2.14
22	-2	101-11d	salmon spray (4)	October Storm  - 4.45 Sedg	2nd 11/4	-1.00	-£2.30
23	+1	10d-ddd	rob22 (5)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£2.79
24	-3	000-120	sing when ur winning (3)	Tashgheel  - 3.15 Carl	Lost	-1.00	-£3.12
25		010-113	oddball (5)	Legend Of Dubai  - 2.30 Ffos	1st 2/7	0.29	-£3.47
26▼	+2	202-331	alist5. (3)	Katherine Place  - 5.05 Chelm	1st 7/4	1.75	-£4.67
27▼	-1	0210301	Theresa Croude (1)	Pretty Gorgeous  - 6.00 Tipp	Lost	-1.00	-£5.10
28▼	-1	000-120	acey deucy (5)	Out The Hat  - 3.15 Carl	3rd 100/30	-1.00	-£5.60
29▼		0001032	qqking. (1)	Duckett's Grove  - 3.40 Ffos	3rd 13/2	-1.00	-£11.92
30▼		0330202	Imnotmean (1)	Impeller  - 3.15 Carl	Lost	-1.00	-£22.00

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your full forum name by itself on the first line. Put your selection on the second line - format should be the usual:
Nijinski - 4.30 Plumpton. Please don't include personal information. My app will post to the forum whatever you include in the email.

Cairn Gorm - 4.30 Newmarket   

cheers imlac

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “Wait two week. Faw off by itself!”

Mille Miglia  4.00 Newmarket

Thunder Legend - 5.10 Ham

Thanks

Albula - 4.45 Curragh

Lord P - 4-20 Thirsk.

Thanks.

Theresa Croude
Heptathlete - 1.45 Newmarket
Thanks

Imnotmean

Shaikena - 4.00 Newmarket

thanks

Percys Pride - 3.05 Ffos Las

Via Email sent  • 27/08/2021 13:52:33

SkyAtlantic

Thrusty Rusty - 7.23 Goodwood

Alhezabr - 3.40 Ffos Las thanks

Via Email sent  • 27/08/2021 16:27:09



 Rob22
 Sweet believer 6.1 0  hamilton