PREMIER DIVISION WEDNESDAY 4th APRIL

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1	+14	01	BinocularsNotNeeded	Widnes  - 5.30 Ling	1st 4/1	4.00	£3.83
2	+14	10	SkyAtlantic	Le Torrent  - 5.00 Ling	1st 100/30	3.33	£2.78
3	+26	20	qqking.	Le Torrent  - 5.00 Ling	1st 100/30	3.33	£1.33
4	-2	-1	grey shark (1)	No Selection		0.00	£0.83
4	-2	-1	Hilly (1)	No Selection		0.00	£0.83
6	+11	21	smirnoff2therescue	Jungle Inthebungle  - 2.55 Ling	1st 6/4	1.50	£0.72
7	-6	-1	hoof hearted	The Jungle VIP  - 3.25 Ling	3rd 15/8	-1.00	£0.00
8	-3	-n	I am the one and only223 (1)	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
8	-3	-n	Kentish Man (1)	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
8	+1	-d	SkintofGreatYarmouth (1)	Minella Fair - 3.40 Fairy	Abandoned	0.00	£0.00
11	-2	-d	Da Special (2)	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
11	-2	-d	JBNAY (2)	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
11	-2	-d	motseel (2)	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
11	-2	-d	soldieroffortune (2)	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
15	-13	-1	healing hands	Tundra  - 4.25 Ling	Lost	-1.00	-£0.17
16	-11	-n	REDROB	Sandy Heartbeat  - 2.55 Ling	Lost	-1.00	-£1.00
16	-11	21	SilverBuck1	Master Burbidge  - 5.00 Ling	3rd 9/4	-1.00	-£1.00
16	+2	-0	Moose	Sizing Coal - 5.45 Fairy	Abandoned	0.00	-£1.00
19	-10	-d	Draw1 (1)	Ostilio  - 3.55 Ling	2nd 4/5	-1.00	-£1.00
19	-1	-2	general custer (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.00
19	-1	-0	josh monk (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.00
19	-1	-0	pumphol. (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.00
23	+5	3d	The Sawyer (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£1.00
24	-6	-3	Dirac Comb	Kawasir  - 3.55 Ling	3rd 15/8	-1.00	-£2.00
24	-6	-0	DubaiPrince	Wolf Of Windlesham  - 5.00 Ling	Lost	-1.00	-£2.00
24	-6	-3	JRAS	Firenze Rosa  - 2.20 Ling	Lost	-1.00	-£2.00
24	-6	-0	Reged	Warrior's Valley  - 2.20 Ling	3rd 3/1	-1.00	-£2.00
24	-6	-0	top2rated	Victor's Bet  - 5.30 Ling	Lost	-1.00	-£2.00
24	-6	2a	deadbrain59	Ostilio  - 3.55 Ling	2nd 4/5	-1.00	-£2.00
24	+5	00	warrick hunt	Impact Factor - 4.10 Fairy	Abandoned	0.00	-£2.00

If you can't post to the forum you can always send an email to napscomp@gmail.com. Put the division name in the subject and your forum name on the first line. Selection format should be the usual:
Nijinski - 4.30 Plumpton

Night Story - 5.15 Lingfield

ta

Swendab - 3.45 Lingfield

Lord Oberon - 2.25 Southwell

Cheers imlac

A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

Ertidaad - 1.40 Lingfield
Thanks

Chloellie - 5.45 Kempton
Cheers

Night Story - 5.15 Ling

Kyllachys Tale - 3.25 Southwell thanks

Bird For Life - 8.45 Kempton

How's Lucy - 1.40 Ling

Thanks.

Night Story 5.15 Lingfield.

for Draw 1.....

Gleaming Sun - 4.25 Southwell

Freebie rocks 7-15 kemp

Thanks

Thank feck I have stopped following you now...

I know eldar P. A. L...his naps are shoite. ..your correct..