PREMIER DIVISION THURSDAY 9th FEBRUARY

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		1111213	youresomean	Driver's Girl - 2.30 Chelm	1st 4/5	0.80	£9.10
2		d012211	SkintofGreatYarmouth (1)	Still Believing - 2.40 Ludl	3rd 5/1	-1.00	£6.88
3	+1	12dd-dd	feed the goat...... (5)	No Selection		0.00	£6.50
4	-1	1111-30	WeeJimmyMcTavish	Lord Murphy - 2.00 Chelm	Lost	-1.00	£5.69
5	+1	d100-03	panglima (2)	No Selection		0.00	£4.00
6	-1	3101-11	mini me	Distime - 4.15 Ludl	3rd 3/1	-1.00	£3.44
7		1112313	shearer2therestcue	Master Blueyes - 3.40 Ludl	1st 2/5	0.40	£2.57
8	+7	0310-01	Lordy Lordy	Top Boy - 4.05 Chelm	1st 3/1	3.00	£2.17
9	-1	d111-n1	I am the one and only223 (1)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	£1.45
10	+2	d1d1-d1	learning thegame (3)	Tonto's Spirit - 3.55 Carl	1st 4/7	0.57	£1.37
11	-1	n1d1-n1	grey shark (1)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	£1.20
12	-1	d1d1-n1	soldieroffortune (2)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	£1.20
13		1212-dd	china castle (2)	Blaze Of Glory - 7.50 Kemp	Non-runner	0.00	£0.30
14	-5	0213-d0	de44ek4 (1)	Long Call - 3.40 Ludl	2nd 7/2	-1.00	£0.00
15	+1	0121-0d	Kentish Man (1)	Serenade The Stars - 8.20 Kemp	1st 8/11	0.73	-£0.22
16	-2	d103313	warrick hunt (1)	Ay Ay - 7.50 Kemp	Lost	-1.00	-£0.75
17	+5	3100-d1	majorupshotbagley (1)	Bracken Brae - 3.00 Chelm	1st 13/8	1.62	-£0.83
18	-1	13102n1	BinocularsNotNeeded	Label Des Obeaux - 2.10 Ludl	1st 1/3	0.33	-£1.45
19	-1	0101-21	The Lord BUSH	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£1.55
20	-1	31212n1	SilverBuck1	Label Des Obeaux - 2.10 Ludl	1st 1/3	0.33	-£1.66
21	-1	n101-03	polo minx	Master Blueyes - 3.40 Ludl	1st 2/5	0.40	-£1.80
22	-1	0012100	MOB	Master Blueyes - 3.40 Ludl	1st 2/5	0.40	-£2.00
23		021d-03	Occam's Razor (1)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£2.55
24		01010n2	SkyAtlantic	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£2.65
25	+2	0331-21	Rimmer	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£2.85
26▼	+2	100d-02	caulkhead (1)	Pepita - 6.50 Kemp	1st 4/7	0.57	-£2.86
27▼	-2	0001-n2	Schrödinger's Cat	Never Folding - 2.30 Chelm	Non-runner	0.00	-£3.00
28▼	+1	0030-n1	healing hands	Tonto's Spirit - 3.55 Carl	1st 4/7	0.57	-£3.03
29▼	+1	3213-30	little.bobby	Serenade The Stars - 8.20 Kemp	1st 8/11	0.73	-£3.87
30▼	-4	00d0-dd	alist5. (3)	Bear's Affair - 4.15 Ludl	2nd 3/1	-1.00	-£4.00

Three Ways - 3.30 Doncaster

lmlac - One of my guys just let me know that there was a Rule 4 deduction of 35p in the 2.30 Chelmsford so you may need to adjust your leader's results.

If you revert the table, enter 35 in the R4 column and resettle that should do it

ok thanks KC.

Good morning Imlac

Messire Desobeaux - 2.20 Huntingdon

Thanks

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		1111213	youresomean	Driver's Girl - 2.30 Chelm	1st 4/5	0.52	£8.82		** 35p R4
2		d012211	SkintofGreatYarmouth (1)	Still Believing - 2.40 Ludl	3rd 5/1	-1.00	£6.88
3	+1	12dd-dd	feed the goat...... (5)	No Selection		0.00	£6.50
4	-1	1111-30	WeeJimmyMcTavish	Lord Murphy - 2.00 Chelm	Lost	-1.00	£5.69
5	+1	d100-03	panglima (2)	No Selection		0.00	£4.00
6	-1	3101-11	mini me	Distime - 4.15 Ludl	3rd 3/1	-1.00	£3.44
7		1112313	shearer2therestcue	Master Blueyes - 3.40 Ludl	1st 2/5	0.40	£2.57
8	+7	0310-01	Lordy Lordy	Top Boy - 4.05 Chelm	1st 3/1	3.00	£2.17
9	-1	d111-n1	I am the one and only223 (1)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	£1.45
10	+2	d1d1-d1	learning thegame (3)	Tonto's Spirit - 3.55 Carl	1st 4/7	0.57	£1.37
11	-1	n1d1-n1	grey shark (1)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	£1.20
12	-1	d1d1-n1	soldieroffortune (2)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	£1.20
13		1212-dd	china castle (2)	Blaze Of Glory - 7.50 Kemp	Non-runner	0.00	£0.30
14	-5	0213-d0	de44ek4 (1)	Long Call - 3.40 Ludl	2nd 7/2	-1.00	£0.00
15	+1	0121-0d	Kentish Man (1)	Serenade The Stars - 8.20 Kemp	1st 8/11	0.73	-£0.22
16	-2	d103313	warrick hunt (1)	Ay Ay - 7.50 Kemp	Lost	-1.00	-£0.75
17	+5	3100-d1	majorupshotbagley (1)	Bracken Brae - 3.00 Chelm	1st 13/8	1.62	-£0.83
18	-1	13102n1	BinocularsNotNeeded	Label Des Obeaux - 2.10 Ludl	1st 1/3	0.33	-£1.45
19	-1	0101-21	The Lord BUSH	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£1.55
20	-1	31212n1	SilverBuck1	Label Des Obeaux - 2.10 Ludl	1st 1/3	0.33	-£1.66
21	-1	n101-03	polo minx	Master Blueyes - 3.40 Ludl	1st 2/5	0.40	-£1.80
22	-1	0012100	MOB	Master Blueyes - 3.40 Ludl	1st 2/5	0.40	-£2.00
23		021d-03	Occam's Razor (1)	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£2.55
24		01010n2	SkyAtlantic	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£2.65
25	+2	0331-21	Rimmer	Shantou Rock - 1.40 Ludl	1st 1/4	0.25	-£2.85
26▼	+2	100d-02	caulkhead (1)	Pepita - 6.50 Kemp	1st 4/7	0.57	-£2.86
27▼	-2	0001-n2	Schrödinger's Cat	Never Folding - 2.30 Chelm	Non-runner	0.00	-£3.00
28▼	+1	0030-n1	healing hands	Tonto's Spirit - 3.55 Carl	1st 4/7	0.57	-£3.03
29▼	+1	3213-30	little.bobby	Serenade The Stars - 8.20 Kemp	1st 8/11	0.73	-£3.87
30▼	-4	00d0-dd	alist5. (3)	Bear's Affair - 4.15 Ludl	2nd 3/1	-1.00	-£4.00

New improved table

Capital Force - 2.45 Thurles thanks

The Lord BUSH

Gibralfaro - 2.50 Huntingdon

Might Bite - 3.00 Donc


Thanks imlac.  Good luck all.


Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for many years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't!" she exclaimed.

"Yes, I did," he replied.

"My God, Bill, what happened?" she asked.

"I got fired," he replied.

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" she demanded.

"Oh... she got fired too."

Might Bite 3.00 Donc.   Thank you.

For Panglima

Three Ways - 3.30 Doncaster

Thanks

Broughtons Fancy - 8.00 ChelmC