PREMIER DIVISION MONDAY 2nd March

Toby Lerone - 3.20 Southwell

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POS			NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1			Optimize	5.00 - Ballyhenry	Won 2/5	0.40	£0.40
2			Andrew in Sweden	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			china castle	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Cloughie1	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Draw1	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			feastorfamine	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			GEORGE.B	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Hilly	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Horny38DD	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			I am the one and only 223	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			JRAS	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Kentish Man	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			look - it`s snowing	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Ming The Merciless	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Moose	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			poppydog	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			pumphol	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			Red Bloom	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			salmon spray	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			shearer2therestcue	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			SilverBuck1	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			SkyAtlantic	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			soldieroffortune	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			travelling man	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
2			youresomean	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
27▼			MOB	4.00 - Short Takes	Lost	-1.00	-£1.00
27▼			Pre-Fat-Low-Fat-Foods	3.20 - Some Drama	Lost	-1.00	-£1.00
27▼			Shanelee1966	5.10 - Oskar's Eva	2nd 9/4	-1.00	-£1.00
27▼			WeeJimmyMcTavish	2.40 - Caerlaverock	Lost	-1.00	-£1.00

Bless you

Toby Lerone - 3.20 Southwell
Thank you.

It can't win that one Salmon it is out of condition with all that chocolate.

Evening shane

Toby Lerone - 3.20 Southwell

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Toby Lerone - 3.20 Sthl


Thanks Shane.  Good luck all.




A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking, for the first time in his life. "Wow," he thought. "This is great." It wasn't long before he came to a hedge. After squeezing under it, he saw a wonderful sight -- lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes, come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?", he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?" "You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat that as well."

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We have sex with them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning at this until, completely exhausted, he staggered back over to the guys.

"That was fantastic," he panted. "So are you going to live with us then?", one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time, but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."

De Kerry Man 3.00 Fake.  Thank you for the welcome Shane.

Good luck Kentish.

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