PREMIER DIVISION MONDAY 2nd February

POS			NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1			Shanelee1966	4.30 - Dawalan	Won 11/4	2.75	£2.75
2			shearer2therestcue	4.00 - Current Event	Won 5/2	2.50	£2.50
3			Andrew in Sweden	2.00 - Hargam	Won 4/11	0.36	£0.36
4			china castle	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			Cloughie1	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			GEORGE.B	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			Hilly	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			Horny38DD	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			I am the one and only 223	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			JRAS	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			little.bobby	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			look - it`s snowing	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			Ming The Merciless	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			mini me	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			Moose	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			Optimize	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			poppydog	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			pumphol	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			Red Bloom	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			salmon spray	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			SilverBuck1	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			SkyAtlantic	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			soldieroffortune	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			uptheboro	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
4			youresomean	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
27▼			feastorfamine	1.50 - Bow And Arrow	2nd 10/11	-1.00	-£1.00
27▼			josh monk	3.00 - Sea Lord	3rd 4/1	-1.00	-£1.00
27▼			m.o.m	2.50 - Dynamo Walt	2nd 7/2	-1.00	-£1.00
27▼			MOB	4.20 - Gannicus	3rd 100/30	-1.00	-£1.00

Wajeeh - 2.50 Lingfield

Give us all a chance Shane.

The wheels will fall off soon enough mate

Chookie Royale - 5.10 Wolves

Thanks Shane

VWD Shane, your guilty of a lovely start to the month

4 lucky pins in the top 4 places

Three winners & four placed efforts is a decent start to the month.

Good luck Monday.

Impressive sr last month Andrew, difficult to maintain that level.

Wajeeh - 2.40 Lingfield
Thank you
And shearer is a Humbug unless he's been poached behind my back       
Shane I may well be offline for a few days,not sure. If I am will have to count as a non-selection   

No worries salmon.

Here are them statues on Redcar promenade that they erected following the famous visit from Salmon.
Real Photo.

Very suitable.

Shane
I here you are doing a 2 week stint in Jury service.
I have never done it but compared to work it must be a Teddy Bears Picnic.

Hope so Pete.

A penguin walks into a bar and asks, has anyone seen my brother?
A fella turns round and asks, what does he look like?

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Hang him M`lud

You Bas*ard

Innocente 

Lets have some easy practice Shane.
Case one. someone stole a calendar from WH Smiths what will he get?

If he hurt no one then a fine depending on his earnings.

Case 2
A punter was looking after his 2 year old daughter for the day and was reported for leaving the push chair outside L*dbrokes for 4 hours while he was trying to win enough money to pay for the overdue Electricity bill. He was charged with Neglect.
What shall be his punishment?

Oh, I get it, 12 months

Case One is 12 Months you plonker.

Always Tipsy - 3.30 Muss
Cheers

Beat ya to it

You want beating

Finally Case 3
Soldier went through the entire Month using all 5 rest days and then turned out an 100% record of getting 20 from 20 winners of odds between 1/3 and 1/20 with a couple of "carefully planned non runners in there as well" he eventually lifted the Premiership Crown with a £3.48 profit and was charged with not playing the game, what shall he get?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9grYYJ62h1k

Meatloaf at his finest.

Finally Case 3
Soldier went through the entire Month using all 5 rest days and then turned out an 100% record of getting 20 from 20 winners of odds between 1/3 and 1/20 with a couple of "carefully planned non runners in there as well" he eventually lifted the Premiership Crown with a £3.48 profit and was charged with not playing the game, what shall he get?Devil

My fackin trophee

Correct and deservedly so as he would have played under the existing rules.
So **** off skinto

Case 2
that was me about 30 years ago except it was my son and it was the gas bill it somehow got back to my mother, she was not happy. I wouldn't like to think I was up court for a parking offence and Reg was on the jury.shi*less

He`s a big softie

Even worse Reg as the judge.
"You have arrived in my courtroom 3 seconds late sir, I am afraid you have left me with no option other than the Electric Chair, now get him out of here, I will show him a red light or two"

"he's a big softie "
well he has just reached his 65th Birthday

Urban Castle 3-40 WOLVERHAMPTON CHEERS

semaral 3.20 ling ta mate

Wajeeh - 2.50 Lingfield

ta

Don't Be - 3.10 Wolverhampton

Good luck all

*************  MUSSELBURGH ABANDONED   ******************

No Selection

thanks Shane. GL all.

Munsarim - 4,20 Lingfield

Thanks

The Yank - 2.40 Wolverhampton

thanks

Wajeeh - 2.40 Lingfield thanks

Horny38DD  ~

Coup De Grace - 2.15 Lingfield

Red Bloom  ~

Temple Road - 3.50 Lingfield

Thanks

Dont Be - 3.10 Wolves thanks

Temple Road - 3.50 Lingfield thanks

The Yank - 2.40 Wolverhampton

thanks

Shaft Of Light - 5.40 Wolv

The Yank - 2.40 Wolverhampton thanks

Dont Be - 3.10 Wolverhampton

Back where I belong after a couple of years gap.

The Yank - 2.40 Wolves

Thanks

Chookie Royale - 5:10 Wolv     

Thanks A Bunch

Tha Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil

Urban Castle - 3.40 Wolverhampton

Mini me

Temple Road - 3.50 Lingfield

Look its snowing

Solar Deity - 5.10 Wolverhampton

Cheers

Tha Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil

Urban Castle - 3.40 Wolverhampton

Mini me

Temple Road - 3.50 Lingfield

Look its snowing

Solar Deity - 5.10 Wolverhampton

Cheers

Urban Castle - 3.40 Wolverhampton

Good to see some old faces still playing this competition.

Looks like none of them remember me though? One of the original creators of the Tipping Leagues.

Hello Mully

Tell us more. What imput did you have?

Please reply on Friday`s thread.