PREMIER DIVISION SATURDAY 24th January

Vago Collonges - 3.00 Cheltenham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ViwZSBsmw

If there are any reggae lovers looking in, well worth a spin.

profile star 1.25 ling ta mate

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		1100203	pumphol	2.50 - Steel Summit	Lost	-1.00	£26.00
2		1100101	Shanelee1966	1.05 - Days Of Heaven	Won 11/8	1.38	£19.72
3		1020002	m.o.m (2)	6.15 - Seven Lucky Seven	3rd 11/2	-1.00	£5.00
4		d4-1d10	Horny38DD (3)	9.05 - Eye Of The Tiger	2nd 5/2	-1.00	£3.69
5	+3	11-1000	SilverBuck1	3.55 - Baby Bach	Won 8/11	0.73	£3.43
6		01-2132	china castle (3)	No Selection		0.00	£3.14
7	-2	11-dd1d	GEORGE.B (5)	2.00 - Jersey Bull	3rd 8/1	-1.00	£2.43
8	-1	10-0d00	poppydog (4)	7.05 - Stoichkhov	Lost	-1.00	£2.08
9		01-dd11	feastorfamine (5)	3.25 - Fine Rightly	Won 4/6	0.67	£1.82
10		d1-0a01	alist5 (4)	3.25 - Fine Rightly	Won 4/6	0.67	£1.29
11	+2	d0-aa02	Moose (3)	2.30 - Horatio Hornblower	Abandoned	0.00	-£2.56
12	+2	01-d121	I am the one and only 223 (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£2.71
13	-2	01-0d0d	The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil (3)	9.05 - Eye Of The Tiger	2nd 5/2	-1.00	-£2.93
14	-2	00-0000	Cloughie1	3.50 - Clondaw Banker	3rd 5/4	-1.00	-£3.39
15	+1	01-aad2	potlessagain (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£3.47
16	+4	01-aa22	soldieroffortune (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.28
17	+4	01-213d	SkyAtlantic (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.32
18	-3	30-2001	MOB	4.15 - Lexington Blue	Lost	-1.00	-£4.42
19	+3	011aa32	shearer2therestcue (2)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.47
20	-3	d1-0d31	Red Bloom (3)	6.35 - Song Of Love	2nd 9/10	-1.00	-£4.51
21	-3	02-4010	travelling man	3.10 - Grey Mirage	2nd 5/1	-1.00	-£4.62
22	+1	01-aa32	salmon spray (1)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.64
23	+2	00-1d11	look - it`s snowing (2)	3.40 - Coursing	Won 6/4	1.50	-£4.65
24		01-112d	Optimize (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.67
25	-6	01-2d0d	mini me (3)	1.05 - Buckwheat	3rd 10/11	-1.00	-£4.74
26▼		00-4000	Ming The Merciless (1)	2.50 - Velvet Cognac	Lost	-1.00	-£9.00
27▼		0200002	theres only one best tonic	2.00 - Lady Charlie	Lost	-1.00	-£10.50
28▼	+1	10-0032	josh monk (4)	No Selection		0.00	-£13.00
29▼	-1	0000000	youresomean (1)	6.45 - Supa Seeker	Lost	-1.00	-£14.00
30▼		0022002	DAN1974	2.15 - Red Devil Lads	Lost	-1.00	-£15.00

Oi salmon spray,

Any likelihood of a selection for Saturday?

Thought not!

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham

Thanks Shane

Wait and see TNM.

Where is, Wait and see, running tomorrow?

Every major supermarket in Britain now has a Polish section.

It's usually called a Staff Room.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes either, so take your wife and go home"

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

Then slowly the door opened and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said, "so I had to kill him with the chair."

Was better earlier in the week Shane

In different ways that and today's offering are 2 of my favourite 223 jokes/puns

Shane I just watched the classic live performance of Paradise by the dashboard light performed on the old grey whistle test by Meat loaf in the good old days' long long time ago before all this xfactor / the voice / celebrity get me outa here / britain's got talent ****. You don't need talent to get big and rich now, you just need exposure and in a lot of cases a home made porn movie. Its a material world now and it's gone to pot.

I know mate

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham thanks

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham thanks

analifet - 2.05 donny

Morning shane

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham

Thanks

Shane, I'm getting deja lu! Didn't I put this one up on Monday??

Star Links - 3.10 Ling

Thanks Shane.  Good luck all.


"Make me one with everything." says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog seller. After getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the seller a twenty dollar bill. The seller takes the money and begins helping the next customer.The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the seller, "Where is my change?"

The seller replies, "Change comes from within."

I found it on chit chat and for got you posted it earlier in the week

salmon spray • January 23, 2015 9:35 PM GMT
Wait and see TNM.

We're all waiting with bated breath, to see what the 'no selection' is today!

Go and find your own lays Mafia   

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham thanks

Value At Risk - 3.00 Cheltenham

Thanks

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham

thanks

410 Cheltenham

Bold Duke

salmon spray • January 24, 2015 9:57 AM GMT
Go and find your own lays Mafia     

You epitomize what this division is!

A f*cking joke!

Horny38DD  ~

Peqino Diablo - 4.00 Uttoxeter

Red Bloom  ~

Snow Falcon - 1.55 Navan

Thanks

Off The Ground - 1.30 Doncaster

thanks

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham

Bladoun - 2.15 Uttoxeter

Thanks Shane.

Peace And Co - 12.40 Cheltenham thanks

The Dapper Tapper - 4.20 Ling

look its snowing & mini me

Snow Falcon - 1.55 Navan

acheers

OMG. I've missed it     
For Mafia's information I WAS going for the obvious one in the 12.40.
Hmmmm Now what ?

Royal Player - 3.15 Donk

The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil

Value At Risk - 3.00 Cheltenham

Cheers

Horatio Hornblower - 1.15 Cheltenham

ta

salmon spray • January 24, 2015 11:43 AM GMT
OMG. I've missed it     
For Mafia's information I WAS going for the obvious one in the 12.40.
Hmmmm Now what ?

Ivors Rebel - 3.45 Lingfield

cheers

Godsmejudge - 3.15 Doncaster

I blame Mafia     
No selection
Thank you.

Harrys farewell 3.25 uttoxeter

Feck off Norfolk you tw@t!

Reve De Sivola - 3:35 Chelt   

Thanks A Bunch

salmon spray  • January 24, 2015 1:13 PM GMT 
I blame Mafia     
No selection
Thank you.

Couldn't happen to a nicer fella!

soldieroffortune  • January 24, 2015 2:04 PM GMT 
Feck off Norfolk you tw@t!

Charming!

Rather moderate imo.