PREMIER DIVISION FRIDAY 14th November

O.K

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		1131002	travelling man	7.20 - Pour La Victoire	Lost	-1.00	£20.50
2		111-011	Horny38DD	12.20 - Sheila's Heart	3rd 10/1	-1.00	£9.49
3	+3	010-110	MOB (1)	6.50 - Persepolis	Won 7/4	1.75	£4.25
4	-1	311-111	shearer2therestcue	3.55 - Pearl Diamond	2nd 4/7	-1.00	£2.88
5	+5	100-101	LordyLordy	3.50 - Poyle Vinnie	Won 11/10	1.10	£2.85
6	+1	002-010	I am the one and only 223	12.55 - Killultagh Vic	Won 1/4	0.25	£2.57
7	-3	112-111	potlessagain	3.55 - Pearl Diamond	2nd 4/7	-1.00	£2.39
8	-3	11d-011	DubaiPrince (1)	1.40 - Queen Spud	2nd 2/1	-1.00	£2.14
9	-1	111-111	SilverBuck1 (1)	No Selection		0.00	£2.12
10	-1	301-211	kwalker (1)	No Selection		0.00	£1.88
11		d01-01d	Moose (2)	12.55 - Killultagh Vic	Won 1/4	0.25	£1.67
12	+1	111-001	mini me	2.40 - Zulu Oscar	Won 30/100	0.30	£1.07
13	+13	1121200	DAN1974 (1)	1.55 - Clara Mc Cloud	Won 4/1	4.00	£0.62
14	+1	d1d-100	bridgelad (5)	No Selection		0.00	£0.47
15	+2	100-011	Optimize	12.55 - Killultagh Vic	Won 1/4	0.25	£0.46
16		012-011	GEORGE.B (3)	No Selection		0.00	£0.22
17	+2	1d2-111	soldieroffortune (2)	12.55 - Killultagh Vic	Won 1/4	0.25	£0.21
18	-6	301-211	china castle	12.20 - Royal Marskell	2nd 9/4	-1.00	£0.20
19	-1	11d-111	Hilly (3)	No Selection		0.00	£0.00
20	-6	111-011	Cloughie1	2.30 - Southfield Vic	2nd 4/5	-1.00	-£0.29
21	-1	121-202	The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil (1)	1.30 - Taylor	2nd 8/11	-1.00	-£1.09
22	-1	1111011	SkyAtlantic	2.30 - Southfield Vic	2nd 4/5	-1.00	-£1.65
23	-1	1d1-011	salmon spray (1)	2.30 - Southfield Vic	2nd 4/5	-1.00	-£1.77
24		111-020	BinocularsNotNeeded	12.55 - Killultagh Vic	Won 1/4	0.25	-£2.54
25	-2	211-022	poppydog (1)	3.55 - Railway Rule	3rd 7/4	-1.00	-£3.43
26▼	+1	302-d21	old applejack (2)	5.20 - Dalgig	Won 4/9	0.44	-£3.52
27▼	-2	311-101	look - it`s snowing	3.55 - Pearl Diamond	2nd 4/7	-1.00	-£4.36
28▼		302-001	feastorfamine (3)	No Selection		0.00	-£4.55
29▼		000-110	majorupshotbagley	3.55 - Pearl Diamond	2nd 4/7	-1.00	-£5.59
30▼		32302d1	dogdayafternoon (1)	2.10 - Chinatown Boy	Lost	-1.00	-£8.70

Trade Winds - 12.05 Newcastle
Thanks

Everyone still in bed.

Moiety 2.40 lingfield

Good morning Shane

Maggie Blue - 2.15 Newcastle

Thanks

Balthazar King - 3.35 Cheltenham

thanks

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"Confused

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles black?"Confused

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"Excited

Balthazar King - 3.35 Cheltenham thanks

The Fruity Kiwi & his Gerbil

Blaklion - 3.00 Cheltenham

mini me

Helsman - 2.05 Lingfield

look - it's snowing

Balthazar King - 3.35 Cheltenham

LordyLordy

Dell Arca - 2.25 Cheltenham

Cheers

Champagne West 2.25 Chelt

Balthazar King - 3.35 Cheltenham
cheers

Great Dancer - 7.15 Dundalk
cheers