New SETTLER Required for Division 1

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Please  please   carry on   bettysboy
Do not let the n.....s  drive u away

just read what's going on and think maybe recently a few people are taking these fun comps a little too seriously.

bettysboy thank you for all your efforts, hope you'll reconsider.

bettysboy,

Do the honourable thing and walk away!

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Firstly, a big thank you to bettysboy for all his help, his drive and commitment has been much appreciated.

If anyone fancies a go at settling, just shout out. It is fairly simple, you will get as much help and support for as long as you need it. Maybe give it a go on a trial basis and see how you go for a couple of weeks? No commitment either way.

It`s a great comp and keeping the show on the road is paramount.

I`ll see if Betfair will throw in some goodies

Reged did mention holidays on sun-kissed beaches with dusky maidens if that helps

I`m afraid those sort of holidays have been taken, cough cough, moving swiftly on

not 'dusky' ... doggy ... I had Skegness in mind HTH

Nowt wrong wi Skeggy

Did you recruit a settler after Shane?

No one has of yet shown any interest stelfy.

Oh come on, it isn`t that bad

Hope i'm not too late Shane

Stick me down if really desperate
I've got a big red pen wtg for a certain name

Shane, I am off to Bournemouth tomorrow morning and come back on Monday. If you still haven't found anyone by then, I will take over for the rest of April and see where we go from there. I suppose I just see what you are able to achieve in the Prem getting the tables up so quickly and consistently which is a little bit daunting as I work late some nights. Anyway, I don't want to see division one go unloved so I will have a look on Monday and see where we are.

Fook me
2 buses

Someone breathes a sigh of relief

Are you happy to give it a shot MH?

Don't think 'they' would let me Stealth
History

Well I'll log on Monday and see how things stand. The key thing is that the division wont be unmanned.

Wouldn't worry abt that SG
Shane & raghead will keep it moving
With Momms as backup

Once went with lads weekend to Bourny
Not sure the pub re-opened after our visit

Morning stealth/mads,

I`ll PM you both over the weekend.

The table doesn`t have to be up straight away, it`s posted when the settler can manage it. At the moment I have fixed
hours and don`t work over so I`m usually around at some point in the evening. I`ll explain things in a little more detail upon  your return.

mads, are you serious? we`ll stick you down as a reserve

Behave yourself stealthgun, don't want my town sullied by unsavoury types, we're still reeling from Leeds' visit a few years ago we're only used to students and oap's

Just a suggestion... Combine premier with div 1 and 10 get relegated each month... Shane, you know you can do it...

Tightfisted • April 5, 2014 7:46 PM BST
Just a suggestion... Combine premier with div 1 and 10 get relegated each month... Shane, you know you can do it...

salmon spray, will be on anytime soon, to give a reason why that shouldn't happen!

Mind you, I must admit he wouldn't look out of place, in Division 2!

No reason needed, it`s plain daft The main feature of this comp is promotion & relegation.

I`d prefer 5 divisions.

Championship Div?

Great idea KC

Yeah i can't wait Shane
Presume i can get power mad like one of the gang is
& exclude anyone who i don't like the cut of their jib

Be down to 2 divs no probs soon

I think you should re-join the naps comp mads, boost the numbers.

Evening Shane,

Did you hear any more from MH (or anybody else) regarding taking over settling on a more permanent basis?

Cheers,

Stealth.

I`m not sure mads was entirely serious. Just you stelfy.

Madhatters and Reg on the same committee would be very interesting indeed.
Go for it Mads.

Don`t encourage him Peter

I am practicing my card skills for Vegas.

Why not ?

You sent the pm to the wrong one Shane btw

Poker?

Bloody right I would.

So what's happening? Is stealthgun going to have a crack at it?

I`m waiting to hear back from him momms, he hasn`t posted today as yet.

Evening both,

Haven't been able to get online today due to ongoing connection battles with TalkTalk.

They are sending out an engineer later this week to diagnose the line fault. Until then, I am a bit stuck.

Have replied to your message Shane.

stealth FFS put 50p in the meter son!

Evening stealth

Hope you`re well mate. Any news on covering div1?

I really was hoping that we would have someone in place by the 1st May.

If we don't find a new settler by the end of the month, I'm afraid Division 1 will have to be scrapped.

momm -- If you're serious -- its best getting relegated to Div 2 then

I`m heading North I think

Have you changed your mind stealth?

We really do need some new blood on the settling front.

Stealth seems to have disappeared off the radar

Let madhatters run it shane, at least he was the other volunteer

Was mads serious Stu?

Just sorting out my manifesto

Oh & hit list

It`s the hit list that worries me.

Only a small one at the mo
I'm easy going - usually

If by chance tractor boy should fluke promo i would have to ban him

So, in the interests of forum conviviality
In the words of brother Mad Dragon "I'm out"

Bring on the Champions league
With the Hatters back in the big time
Who said i'm mad
I heard that

GL Stelf

We still haven`t found a suitable candidate who fills our criteria

Surely someone's prepared to take their turn?

You can't expect the same people to keep on doing it all the time.

Stealthgun seems a good egg, I'm sure he'll only to be too happy to help out when his broadband problem is resolved...

I think George is right.

I`ve mentioned this before, but if someone would like to just take it on for a month or two and see how it goes, no commitment. We really must protect what we have and move forward. I know not everyone has the time or PC skills, but I can honestly say it`s straight forward enough when shown.

I`m a big fan of the comps and feel strongly about keeping the show on the road. Go on give it a go. You will receive all the help needed.

Time is running out, we need a new settler. Come on guys and gals

Still need a permanent settler.

stealthgun looks willing to have a go, he needs to sort a permanent fix with his broadband. If I remember correctly he`s having to use his phone to post at the moment.

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What about you Virgin? Should be right up your street

I offered to cover settling Division 1 for a few days until someone stepped in on a permanent basis. I'm happy to that whenever needed for holidays, sickness etc.

But this thread has now been up since the end of March and no-one has volunteered to take over. It seems that everyone is quite happy to let me carry on indefinitely. That's not going to happen! As Shane wrote on May 3, time is running out. Well it's run out.

If no-one volunteers to take over within the next few days then Division 1 will cease to be.

Don`t be hasty m, I thought we would have someone in place now. Hasn`t helped losing three in a short space.

Hasty? It's been nearly 3 months

Someone usually steps in within a few days!

As mentioned before, all the help needed will be available. I`ll even talk you through it. Once learned it`s really easy.

We are now desperate for a settler, send me a PM, email and I`ll explain in more detail, just give it a try.

I thought hasty was the wrong word as I typed it

Hang on, what's that I see in the distance, it's only an Open Reach van entering Stealthgun's street and approaching his house. Praise the lord...

Or is it the Sunshine special bus

Looks like our recruitment drive has failed

Naps Comp seeks settler for Division One. GSOH essential

sexy young female volunteer would be nice

5½ days left for a volunteer to . . . er . . . volunteer.

The final table I post will be at 10.51am on Saturday June 21, at which point Division 1 will be scattered across the ether if no-one has stepped in to take over.

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* * * HEY GUYS + GALS WE STILL NEED A SETTLER FOR DIVISION1.* * * * *
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Starting salary aae (not to mention the annual conference at Sandals, Jamaica!)
Immediate start for successful applicant - next Monday at 9am sharp.

Those interested please forward CV to Shanelee1966, C/O The Premiership.

Salary 40-45k dependant on experience.
Company car & mobile phone
Generous pension scheme
28 days annual holiday
Private health care
Performance related bonus

Feck all I`m afraid from these tight uninterested buzzards at Betfair.

The comp could end up in jeopardy here.

I`m personally disappointed no one has as yet stepped forward.

Don't know if i'll have the time but I give it a go and see how it goes, at least until someone else comes forward. Hardly ever used a spreadsheet in my life so I will need help

Evening china

That would be very good of you china, as you say, just a trial and see how you go.

Any help you need will be at hand.

I`ll PM you with my contact details. I`m happy to talk you through it. I was daunted at first then I thought what was I worried about.

Reged & kc are also very friendly and helpful.

Well done China and welcome.

I'd also never had any experience of compiling spreadsheets but once you get some practice it's not too difficult.
All of us both past and present will help all we can.

Evening Shane willing and ready to learn

First thing to bear in mind is not to do too much.
Just enter the selections and the results and the software does the rest.

PM sent china.

I`ll speak to you tomorrow afternoon if convenient.

Thanks KC , worth a go if nothing else.

Notice I meet the main qualification of having at least 10 years experience of the forum

Well put kc.

After a few days practise, you`ll feel you have been doing it for years

Shanelee1966     16 Jun 14 21:53 

Any help you need will be at hand.

Reged & kc are also very friendly and helpful.


. . . but don't expect any help from that man of many moods

Is that what you're saying?

Sorry m, I didn`t realise how that sounded when I typed it.

A finer settler you couldn`t wish to meet is m creep creep

I`ll be in contact with china later tonight and tomorrow, I`ll forward him your email address along with kc & Reg`s.

10 years? Ooops, I don't qualify. Fraid I'll just have to resign shane, sorry

13 years for you Reg