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Shanelee1966
25 Jul 13 18:36
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Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 6:38 PM BST
Another joke:

Doctor told me today i am colour blind. This came right out of the orange.
Report salmon spray July 25, 2013 7:00 PM BST
4/10

7.05 Supreme Bailerina - 7.05 Wexford
Thank you.
Report Lampus July 25, 2013 7:08 PM BST
Wait for the joke  salmon  befor you give shane any marks
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:19 PM BST
Very droll Lampus, I`ll try to improve the jokes.
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:19 PM BST
salmon - I was in Cliffe Park today.
Report Lampus July 25, 2013 7:19 PM BST
Thats betterLaugh
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:22 PM BST
Fella goes to the doctors complaining of deafness.
Doctor says, "what are the symptoms"?
Fella said, "the Yellow cartoon family on Channel Four"
Report Lampus July 25, 2013 7:24 PM BST
Is that a true shane
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:26 PM BST
I said to the window cleaner, "I've confiscated your ladders. And if I catch you looking at my wife through the bedroom window again, further steps will be taken."
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:26 PM BST
What Lampus?
Report salmon spray July 25, 2013 7:26 PM BST
Do you mean Endcliffe Park Shane ?  If so I lived most of my life within about 100yds.
Report Lampus July 25, 2013 7:27 PM BST
Laugh

7/10
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:29 PM BST
yorkshire guy goes to the vet about his cat, says to vet "the cat hasnt moved for 18 hours" vet says "it it a tom" guy "no ive got it here in this box"
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:30 PM BST
Know it well salmon. No, Cliffe Park in Dronfield, very close to you now if I remember correctly.
Report salmon spray July 25, 2013 7:30 PM BST
That doesn't work outside S Yorks.
Report salmon spray July 25, 2013 7:32 PM BST
I used to work off and on in Dronfield but I don't really know it tbh. Except for the school which had ideas above its station.
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:36 PM BST
I like the eighteen carat one at the jewellers Laugh

Neyow, chewin bewun Laugh
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:37 PM BST
My mistake salmon, thought you lived there now.
Report salmon spray July 25, 2013 7:51 PM BST
No still in south-west Sheffield.
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 7:59 PM BST
I lived in Birley & Owlthorpe over the years. The West side is lovely, from S/W to N/W.

Was over in Greenhil & Millhouses Monday.
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 8:02 PM BST
la mallatiere:

Albasharah - 7.30 York
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 9:35 PM BST
POS CHG  FORM    NAME                              SELECTION                    RESULT           +/-       TOTAL
1       131-000 china castle                      7:50 - Shesastar            Won 7/2        3.50       £9.70
2       101-111 travelling man                    8:30 - Heirloom              Lost          -1.00       £0.93
3   +2  210-011 Ming_the_Merciless                7:05 - Art Official          Won 2/9        0.22      -£0.17
4   -1  110-011 DubaiPrince                      5:40 - Mediterranean Sea    Lost          -1.00      -£0.52
5   -1  1103011 deadbrain59                      8:30 - Heirloom              Lost          -1.00      -£1.19
6       111-121 stealthgun (1)                    4:15 - Percepolis            Won 1/5        0.20      -£2.88
7   +1  11f-111 Hilly (8)                        4:15 - Percepolis            Won 1/5        0.20      -£3.68
8   +3  110-111 Kentish Man                      4:15 - Percepolis            Won 1/5        0.20      -£4.25
9   -2  110-011 Optimize                          7:20 - Mars                  2nd 8/11      -1.00      -£4.31
10   +2  110-011 I am the one and only 223 (2)    4:15 - Percepolis            Won 1/5        0.20      -£4.54
11   +4  112-111 salmon spray (5)                  4:15 - Percepolis            Won 1/5        0.20      -£4.82
12   -3  11b-111 flyingbolt                        7:50 - Dutch Rose            2nd 9/2      -1.00      -£5.40
12   -3  110-011 Cloughie1                        3:15 - Speed Steed          2nd 2/1      -1.00      -£5.40
14   +3  110-111 shearer2therestcue                4:15 - Percepolis            Won 1/5        0.20      -£5.63
15   -2  112-121 potlessagain                      3:40 - Sadiq                2nd 6/4      -1.00      -£5.87
16   -2  020-100 mini me                          2:30 - Lady Pimpernel        2nd 5/2      -1.00      -£5.94
17   +1  3123121 Andrew In Sweden (1)              3:50 - Portrait              Won 30/100      0.30      -£5.98
18   +3  112-010 Horny38DD                        4:25 - Alzavola              Won 1/2        0.50      -£6.10
19   +4  110-111 SkyAtlantic                      4:25 - Alzavola              Won 1/2        0.50      -£6.29
20   +2  112-111 la mallatiere                    4:15 - Percepolis            Won 1/5        0.20      -£6.41
21   -5  001-111 BinocularsNotNeeded              2:10 - Blue Mood            Lost          -1.00      -£6.74
22   +2  1102301 warrick hunt (3)                  5:45 - Tahaany              Won 11/10      1.10      -£7.22
23   -4  1n0-12n Red Hand (1)                      5:15 - Silly Billy          Lost          -1.00      -£7.39
24   -4  112-11n Moose                            2:50 - Nur Jahan            Lost          -1.00      -£7.52
25▼       110-121 heeore (1)                        2:00 - Shamshon              Won 8/11        0.73      -£8.08
26▼       200-220 caulkhead (1)                    7:15 - Admiralofthesea      Lost          -1.00    -£10.50
27▼       202-200 old applejack (2)                9:00 - Favourite            Won 8/11        0.73    -£16.02
28▼       001-030 ardgirl (2)                      8:45 - Rosseti              2nd 16/1      -1.00    -£17.75
Report Shanelee1966 July 25, 2013 9:38 PM BST
china extends his lead with a tidy 7/2 winner. I`m expecting the chasing pack to make a move anytime soon.

Well done all winners.
Report salmon spray July 25, 2013 9:43 PM BST
Persepolis imo.
I am amazed I have gained places tbh
The only person GUARANTEED not to be relegated is china castle.
Report Weaver Fish July 25, 2013 9:45 PM BST
Red - Free Code 3:20 Thirsk

cheers shane Happy
Report Hilly July 25, 2013 11:17 PM BST
Dont Be Late - 5.15 Uttox
Cheers.
Report Optimize July 25, 2013 11:45 PM BST
Oil Strike 5-25 Thirsk

thanks
Report Moose July 25, 2013 11:57 PM BST
Tanzeel - Newb 6.10

ta
Report deadbrain59 July 26, 2013 3:25 AM BST
albashara, -7.30 york.
Report Andrew in Sweden July 26, 2013 6:16 AM BST
Sennockian Star - 16.20 Newmarket

Good luck all
Report Cloughie1 July 26, 2013 8:05 AM BST
Indian Trail 5.25 Thirsk
Report I am the one and only223 July 26, 2013 8:10 AM BST
Free Code 1520 Thirsk
Report BinocularsNotNeeded July 26, 2013 8:48 AM BST
Free Code 3.20 Thirsk
cheersCry
Report potlessagain July 26, 2013 9:30 AM BST
Lunette 6.20 Chepstow
Report Lampus July 26, 2013 10:25 AM BST
posting for heeore
Mutiska 5.30 Wexford
Report soldieroffortune July 26, 2013 10:26 AM BST
Morning shane

For stealth

Free Code - 3.20 Thirsk

Thanks
Report caress July 26, 2013 11:58 AM BST
Horny38DD  ~

Benaadeer - 2.35 Ascot

Thanks
Report travelling man July 26, 2013 12:39 PM BST
Peak Storm - 7.20 Chepstow

Thanks.
Report Kentish Man July 26, 2013 12:51 PM BST
Free Code 3.20 Thirsk
Report SkyAtlantic July 26, 2013 1:10 PM BST
Tanzeel 6.10 Newmarket

Saturday- Mukhadraam 2.55 York thanks
Report DubaiPrince July 26, 2013 1:20 PM BST
Cruise To The Limit 5.25 Thirsk thanks
Report look - it's snowing July 26, 2013 1:29 PM BST
mini me

Sennockian Star - 4.20A

Cheers
Report shearer2therestcue July 26, 2013 1:54 PM BST
Free Code 3.20 Thirsk
Report old applejack July 26, 2013 1:55 PM BST
Sennockian Star - 4.20 Ascot
Report china castle July 26, 2013 2:17 PM BST
Penny Garcia - 3.55 Thirsk

Thanks Shane
Report .Fidway. July 26, 2013 2:31 PM BST
for warrick hunt

345 asc ultrasonic
Report deadbrain59 July 26, 2013 2:54 PM BST
gl china ,im not going for it, im just proofing bad month for me.Wink
Report caulkhead July 26, 2013 2:58 PM BST
Tarooq - 6.30 York

Cheers
Report salmon spray July 26, 2013 3:42 PM BST
If I was in your position I would go for it.
Shame on you deadbrain       AngryWink
Report flyingbolt July 26, 2013 4:21 PM BST
Bear Island Flint - 5.50 Uttoxeter
Report ardgirl July 26, 2013 6:28 PM BST
Shrimper roo - 8.30 York
Report deadbrain59 July 26, 2013 7:21 PM BST
salmon ,im proofing a system,not working well this month,its no good being a hypocrite.MischiefPlain
Report deadbrain59 July 26, 2013 7:25 PM BST
flying bolt, got me down as an idiot ,i dont think hes seen the yearly naps table.MischiefMischief
Report salmon spray July 26, 2013 7:41 PM BST
I'm only messing about deadbrain.
Trying to decide whether to go for a long one tomorrow. Need to see the table first I think.
Report Shanelee1966 July 26, 2013 7:56 PM BST
Go for it gents. Load the big guns, aim and fire.
Report salmon spray July 26, 2013 8:00 PM BST
I fancy the one Hanagan doesn't.
Plus I want to be £5 above the relegation zone before I get silly. We'll see, I might have a bit to drink later on.
Report Shanelee1966 July 26, 2013 8:04 PM BST
Steady on salmon, few drinks and laying those US nags, could be a recipe for disaster Laugh
Report china castle July 26, 2013 8:09 PM BST
Think you should all go nice and safe just to make sure Wink
Report Shanelee1966 July 26, 2013 8:24 PM BST
Don`t let china draw you in. Attach, attack, attack Laugh
Report Shanelee1966 July 26, 2013 8:25 PM BST
Full scale assault on fortress china castle LaughLaughLaugh
Report Shanelee1966 July 26, 2013 8:26 PM BST
Or should I say chain`s castle Laugh
Report Shanelee1966 July 26, 2013 8:27 PM BST
* china`s castle
Report china castle July 26, 2013 8:29 PM BST
Defence , defence , you know it makes sense Grin
Report Reged July 26, 2013 8:31 PM BST
Hullo, I represent the Leave China Alone Society and I say Stop It Now! It's too big and you don't understand a word they say so just LEAVE IT!
Report Reged July 26, 2013 8:34 PM BST
I am of course assuming you're big China ... I certainly don't understand a word you say! Laugh
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