PREMIER DIVISION TUESDAY 18th June

2.10 STRATFORD - Massanie
Thank you.

What do you mean  salmon Stratford
its ASCOT tomorrow

I know

But it says Royal Ascot.
You told me it was Chav Ascot.
And anyway Animal Kingdom isn't the best turf miler in the US which is worrying and Dawn Approach is one to watch this time imo.

And anyway I've BEEN to Stratford.

Never been salmon, what`s it like?

VERY nice little course.
Actually had friendly,helpful stewards         

Optimize:

Dawn Approach - 3:45 Ascot

la mallatiere:

Mshawish 3.45 Ascot

230 ascot g1 ,animal kingdom.

Dawn Approach 3.45 Royal Ascot
Major PC issues so watch this space?
Nice course Salmon been the once but not letting this conversation get in the way of your ridiculous 1/3 loser today gonna check on Soldier now hope he had it as well. Sado's
Shane never seen the race what happened to that Wonkey Donkey you picked for me today the three I tried to post 2 lost and 1 won 7/1 so I don't know really.
My Daughter on my back for her pc so only got 5 mins.

dawn approach 345 asc

Your nap was an unmitigated disaster pet.e

POS	CHG	FORM	NAME	SELECTION	RESULT	+/-	TOTAL
1		12110n0	flyingbolt (1)	8:35 - Dambuster	Lost	-1.00	£9.82
2	+1	112120-	Moose (1)	9:05 - Favourite	Won 7/4	1.75	£6.65
3	-1	102120-	BinocularsNotNeeded	4:45 - Silkelly	Lost	-1.00	£4.28
4		111013-	SkyAtlantic	9:05 - Bold And Free	Lost	-1.00	£3.51
5		222101-	Red Hand (2)	8:35 - Ducab	3rd 5/6	-1.00	£3.46
6		110113-	heeore	5:45 - Fashion Line	2nd 1/3	-1.00	£3.44
7		122111-	Hilly	6:50 - Dancheur	Lost	-1.00	£2.23
8	+4	113111-	old applejack (1)	9:05 - Favourite	Won 7/4	1.75	£2.01
9	-1	121121-	potlessagain	7:20 - Taquka	2nd 11/4	-1.00	£1.31
10	-1	102020-	DubaiPrince	8:50 - Asseccion	Lost	-1.00	£1.21
11	-1	1121021	Andrew In Sweden	8:35 - Ducab	3rd 5/6	-1.00	£0.96
12	+2	112123-	Ming_the_Merciless	7:05 - Smugglers Gold	Won 5/4	1.25	£0.88
13	+3	00010n-	caulkhead (1)	7:35 - O`Gorman	Won 3/1	3.00	£0.75
14	-3	1120n1-	salmon spray	5:45 - Fashion Line	2nd 1/3	-1.00	-£0.51
15	-2	112310-	ardgirl	6:50 - Dancheur	Lost	-1.00	-£0.83
16	+2	022101-	Optimize (4)	9:05 - Favourite	Won 7/4	1.75	-£0.90
17	-2	221100-	deadbrain59	8:35 - Ducab	3rd 5/6	-1.00	-£1.77
18	-1	122111-	Kentish Man (1)	7:50 - Shirocco Star	n/r	0.00	-£2.46
19		122111-	soldieroffortune	5:45 - Fashion Line	2nd 1/3	-1.00	-£4.08
20	+2	000000-	dogdayafternoon	7:50 - Shirocco Star	n/r	0.00	-£4.13
21	-1	012223-	GEORGE.B	4:00 - Nellie Forbush	Lost	-1.00	-£4.22
22	-1	12n111-	I am the one and only 223	5:45 - Fashion Line	2nd 1/3	-1.00	-£4.92
23		102003-	Cloughie1	5:45 - Fashion Line	2nd 1/3	-1.00	-£5.32
24▼		000100-	la mallatiere (1)	7:50 - Shirocco Star	n/r	0.00	-£6.75
25▼		001300-	china castle	6:05 - Linkable	Lost	-1.00	-£7.87
26▼		122100-	shearer2therestcue	9:05 - Mash Potato	3rd 9/2	-1.00	-£8.18
27▼		002000-	Value Seeker	5:00 - Teen Ager	3rd 12/1	-1.00	-£12.17

where have all the soldiers gone
where have all the soldiers gone
far far away
in hiding I reckon

caulkhead is beginning to get in gear, nice nap caulky.

Ming was the only other winner apart from lrf.

Good luck tomorrow troops.

Magician - 3.45 Ascot

shane as a result of pete picking out the daily selections Betfair have announced that with immediate effect they'll be changing ardgirl's Forum name to softlad!

Peter and I have the same nap tomorrow soldier. Lay it till your nose bleeds

shane pretty alarming this but for some reason since 21:44 this evening Dawn Approach has drifted out to 8/1!

We`ve both gone for Thunder Strike 4:25 Ascot. Worth a fiver I reckon soldier.

Yeh I was at Epsom on both days earlier this month shane and that fellow did it really well on Derby day!

on my youngest girls pc now cuts me off every 5 seconds it is running like Soldiers naps, like it has a virus.

Hopefully more to come soldier.

SHANE Lets hope Richard Hughes gets it wrong again and Frankie rides the "trip" out well "puff the magic dragon"

Indeed shane hopefully more to come ...... from Thunder Strike that is, not pete!

15:45 Ascot, Toronado.
Cheers.

Evening shane

petemacaphobia - 2.20 Thirsk

Thanks

Soldier go to bed and dream of a 8/1 winner, it must have took you all of 5 seconds to pick yet another 1/3 loser. You are gonna take a bigger fall than Reg this Month and you won't even have the alcohol in your bloodstream to cushion the blow.
(this thing is going thru the f****** window in a minute.)

shane FFS will you stop dicking around on here!

Listen I looked it up in the dictionary and sadly Mrs petemac does actually suffer from petemacaphobia ...... it's a fear that he'll turn up at home every night!

Anyway look seriously ......

Peniaphobia - 2.20 Thirsk

Thanks

I have looked again and it is still 1/3 , sorry i must go to bed so Good Night Soldier and tell Salmon to have a very good night on the e/w thieves forum for me.

Dawn Approach - 15.45 Ascot

Good luck all

posting for heeore
Shea Shea 3.5 Ascot

Shamexpress 305 Ascot

Peniaphobia 14:20 Thirsk

Waverunner 4.45 Thirsk

Tiger Cliff 5.30 Ascot thanks

Posting for Shearer.....

Waverunner 4.45 Thirsk

Also for Binoculars....

Swiss Spirit 3.05 Ascot  thanks

Reset City 7.00 Brighton

Peniaphobia -- 2.20 Thir.
Thank you.

Meandmyshadow 3.30 Thirsk thanks

Ascot 3.05 Shea Shea

ta

Red - Animal Kingdom 2:30 Ascot

cheers shane

From Sunday's table (for Saturday):

Ming_the_Merciless | 2:30 - First Maiden race Fav | 3rd 9/4   

Just a bit puzzled shaney. Shouldnt he have been on LRF, in which case he'd have had a juicy winner?

Sir John Hawkins - 4.25 Royal Ascot

Ace Master - 6.20 Thirsk

Thanks Shane

I see Morecambe and Wise are at it again with Soldier returning a massive 20p profit with his PeteMacphobia winning 1/2 length at 1/5 but at least Mr Wise (Our Beloved Salmon) decided to take a slightly bigger risk and opted for what one could consider an outsider for him returning twice as much as his sidekick. Well done lads hold your head high and keep your shoulders back and keep on strutting your stuff.
Salmon you are like that Seagull who nests right in the middle of the cliffs (it's just there all of the time year after year after year)Every now and again it swoops down low and Shi** on whoever it see's fit to. Mind you it must be the only seagull i know that is scared of heights.

I see Morecambe and Wise are at it again with Soldier returning a massive 20p profit with his PeteMacphobia winning 1/2 length at 1/5 but at least Mr Wise (Our Beloved Salmon) decided to take a slightly bigger risk and opted for what one could consider an outsider for him returning twice as much as his sidekick. Well done lads hold your head high and keep your shoulders back and keep on strutting your stuff.
Salmon you are like that Seagull who nests right in the middle of the cliffs (it's just there all of the time year after year after year)Every now and again it swoops down low and Shi** on whoever it see's fit to. Mind you it must be the only seagull i know that is scared of heights.

Jeez ... a petemac rant in stereo! more than my eyeballs can take!

Reg its this Sh** PC.

its a bad craftsman blames his tool pete, tho there's some would say that's not relevant in your case ...

and you'd better be careful with your response as I am BACK IN ACTION

yup, I'll be reading your meter matey!

I tried to post 3 times yesterday missed by the odd 2 to 5 minutes each time then give up and left a message to Shane. My eldest has got a smart pc but trying to borrow it off her is like trying to cut her right arm off. I will have to treat myself after my hols.

Always careful when responding to you "Chief Ironside"

buy your daughter a tablet

Might if Royal Ascot is kind (had a big bet on Tiger Cliff mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sure if Tom give the horse too much to do) will check on the replay.Should have it downloaded by Xmas.

Mighty Whitey - 7.20 Sligo

Cheers

K 8.10 - Cockney Bob

cheers

I think the table is going to show me well ahead of ardgirl which I wasn't a few days ago     

I think you are wrong Pet.

Sorry ardgirl.
Dawn Approach. Very good.
Got it in my head you and Shane had picked Thunder Strike.